>first week at new job >"So what kind of stuff do you like, user?" >Uhh, I like the Twilight Zone >"Twilight? That movie with vampires and werewolves?" >everyone starts laughing >second week at job >start mealprepping my meals at $2.50 a meal >take 5 packages of minced chicken/beef/pork >put them in a pot and let the meat cook in the meat fat oils >add 10 diced carrots >add 10 diced potatoes >add water and mix with a generous amount of pepper, paprika, chilli powders and other seasonings >mix them up and leave the stove on for 15 minutes >enough food for 10 meals >eat by myself at my desk at work >coworkers laugh and ostracize me for being a boring loser that eats the same thing everyday >meanwhile they go out and eat at restaurants and spend $8 a meal followed by a Starbucks(tm) coffee for $5
How old are they? How old are you? How old am I? OH SHIT
Luis Phillips
Thanks for the cooking tips, I'm gonna try that. How long do you cook the meat in the Crock-Pot for? Also in total with the veggies?
Sorry your coworkers are all awful btw
Nathan Jenkins
You posted this on Jow Forums and I responded to it there. Go back there.
Eli Parker
When I become a wagie this is what I plan to do since I want something easy but nutritious, I couldn't live with myself going out to eat every fucking day. Do you leave the food in the crockpot all week or do you package the meals in the fridge once they cook?
Jason Carter
Cook the minced chicken/meat/beef until they're no longer pink Add the diced onions/carrots/potatoes into the pot Add water until they'll be covered when the water starts to boil Add seasoning until the water turns reddish/brownish (depending on what seasoning you you) Boil in the covered pot while stirring for 10-15 minutes before transferring to the crock pot or when the potatoes become soft and edible
typical 18 year old boomer with a short attention span
I actually only cook for 3 days max because it gets really dry and adding water will just dilute the taste too much unless you add more seasoning again
Ryder Butler
Working with brainlets is truly suffering. Find a job with fellow intellectuals or become a NEET.
Jonathan Thomas
Yeah but do you pack the individual meals afterwards or do you just leave all the food in the crock pot all week and make a lunch every morning? That's what we're asking.
Tyler Russell
What kind of fucking industrial size slow cooker do you have, lad? 10 carrots and potatoes and 5 'packages' (likely 500g each) + liquid?
Hunter Jackson
I'm not OP but I'm something of a slow cooker expert. Feel free to ask me anything. Yes, you take it out of the crock pot and put it in tupperware. It'll be fine in the fridge for a few days and I put the rest in the freezer. For most crock pots, you want to cook most cuts of meat on the high setting for 4-5 hours AFTER browning in a pan on the stove. I like to cook stew cuts on low for 9 hours. Sautee onions/garlic/tomato paste/whatever before adding to the crock pot also. Root vegetables can just be added into the crock pot without any prior cooking.
Jonathan Wilson
You sound like a Goddamn psychopath - you're going to get fired for being an anti-social weirdo.
Adam Cox
Pack will be pack. You need to know the psychology of the pack. Look at it this way: in the dog pack, a newcomer has to be submissive and literally a massive pussy to have other members accept him. After he's accepted he can prove himself to the others and improve his positioning. In human world, one does that by making fun of the bottom dogs and climbing up the ladder. I see that you're autistic and you don't care about the pack hierarchy. Don't expect their relationship with you to change unless you climb the ladder.
Easton Hall
im not agreeing with that other dude but >typical 18 year old boomer nani the fuck
Camden Williams
I don't think he expects them to change, at least I wouldn't. I would expect them to shut the fuck up after a while.
Liam Nguyen
keep up with the times gramps.
Luis Clark
>.T Judgemental Roastie that drinks Starbucks(tm) every day
Caleb Fisher
How pathetic do you have to be to get bullied AS A FUCKING ADULT????
Hudson Carter
>take 5 packages of minced chicken/beef/pork >meanwhile they go out and eat at restaurants and spend $8 a meal followed by a Starbucks(tm) coffee for $5 Well, all of you eat very unhealthily.
If we factor that out:
Their biggest flaw is not being good with money. Your biggest flaw is you're a pussy who can't stand up for himself whatsoever.
Bentley Morris
In the frig?
Isaiah Phillips
Yup. OP is a flaming pussy.
Landon Garcia
Fuck ur coworkers op
The funny part is once u hit like 25 and they do too they'll all think ur shit is gold cuz u watch "classic TV" and meal prep.
People are so fucking vapid
James Long
okay so how can i stop being a pussy who cant stand up for myself? I dont want to sperg out and go on a rant in front of everyone
Jace Sanders
what job is it msir
Parker Barnes
OP is probably looks physically weak. Start lifting OP, you've already have a starting point with your diet.
Austin Robinson
I'll help you out.
Describe to me exactly how this happened: >coworkers laugh and ostracize me for being a boring loser that eats the same thing everyday
Did someone just come up to you and literally start laughing out of nowhere? I would doubt that. Be specific and I'll tell you what the appropriate response should have been.
Dylan Rogers
eh nah youre just being sensitive or theyre being cunts. they probably mean nothing by it, just laugh it off and say youre into nutrition. makes you seem above them subtly without you having to seem like a douche. that shuts up douches
Jaxon Howard
This And save up money to move out as soon as possible and learn to drive even though you don't have a car yet. This is important especially if you want a girlfriend. Speaking of, avoid fancy restaurants on the first date. Don't marry till your late 30s.
Landon Lopez
>say youre into nutrition Meanwhile, he eats an unhealthy diet. You're not really too bright. He eats economically, not healthily.
Jackson Russell
how is it unhealthy if there's vegetables
Kevin Martinez
Bit of an extreme example, but it'll get the point across:
Let's say there was poisonous acid on someone's plate. Let's say that person threw broccoli and kale on the plate and consumed all of it. Was it a healthy meal?
Kevin Phillips
it's healthier than eating greasy oily food outside
Kevin Bailey
>putting fruit into soup
Andrew Garcia
You do know you cant just eat the same thing everyday right and have a healthy diet? Thats like living off solent.
Bentley Moore
where is the proof you're just talking shit you brainwashed 56%er
Nathaniel Torres
Less detrimental, not healthier - all that food is trash. Doesn't embody health.
He's not healthy. And there's nothing wrong with eating the same thing every day. The point is not having to resort to a lie (suggesting he's into nutrition would be a lie) and being mature and capable enough to communicate there's nothing wrong with uniform meals.
Kayden Richardson
You're looking for praise and you are unable to fit in with them
The fuckin twilight zone? Of course they laughed you out of the building you sound like a faggot.
Brandon Carter
American normalfags seem like the most insufferable idiots on the planet
Leo Harris
Nice brain-dead, retard-speak response. Any metabolic ward study comprehensively shows meat to be unhealthy.
Andrew Long
Right? Holy shit like why the fuck would you care about what other people eat? Mind your own goddamn business
Colton Thomas
>minced chicken What the fuck man. Also, minced meat is shitty to begin with. Just buy cheap cuts, cut into pieces you like the size of and slowcook. Much better than that minced meat garbage.
Caleb Green
What difference does it make? Infact i'd say it's easier to get bullied as an adult because you can't really fight back without going to jail. As a kid you can just bash someones head in if they try to fuck with you, as an adult all you can do is complain to higher ups who won't do shit unless you're a roastie or high value employee.
What's unhealthy about lean meat and vegetables? This is just like something you'd see a bodybuilder eat dude, just prepared in bulk.
Blake Clark
>literally unable to read a paragraph even though it's in meme format >not being done with it in ten seconds Yet it takes like two minutes to do the jewgle captcha.
Elijah Edwards
it's just a brainlet vegan, ignore him
Charles Walker
He eats five packages of meat over a week, how is that unhealthy?
Zachary Scott
Shitty forced meme spammed by literally one /b/tard
Jaxson Brown
Why don't you show one then if they're so abundant
Leo Allen
>it's trash because it's cheap It's healthy dude. Not high in carbs, fats, or sugar(also carbs but worse). High protein, low calorie and provides most essential nutrients. What would you think is a healthy?
normans will make fun of you for anything they perceive as weird. you being different makes them feel superior. they're literally mindless fucking drones that feel threatened by anyone that is different than them even in the slightest way.
Luke Johnson
Yeah, it used to be one really dedicated spammer but some people picked up on it lately. Most people dislike it though
Joshua Stewart
I would rather just fast during work and eat at home later that night.
Jose Martin
Isn't this thread an attempt to feel superior to the actual superior and normal people?
Cameron Brown
>calling mindless sheep superior You're really stupid arn't you norman? please go back and bitch in reddit next time will ya
I think you're making this up in your head user, well that they're laughing at you for being alone.
since the dude fucked with you about twilight and you took it really to heart
Brayden Morgan
Why the fuck aren't you NEET user?
Elijah Martinez
You have intolerable coworkers who would mock you for your frugality instead of find inspiration in your actions.
Not that I have much room to judge them for judging you--I'm currently wearing an outfit that cost me about 800 dollars all together.
Jaxson Turner
how is being a mindless drone superior?
Daniel Hughes
they're having a hard time coping that they're fucking hopeless normals will never grow or learn always stagnant and end life on the most miserable note where as you actually think to eat better and not waste loads of money on food and btw the twilight zone was great used to watch it with my dad when i got sick
Lucas Campbell
Why did you start meal prepping during second week? Was that your idea of revenge or something? Then you said you eat alone at your desk, followed by "getting ostracized". All the detail you went into about the meal preparation shows that you are fishing for praise about being frugal and healthful as compensation for the inevitable rejection/ridicule/awkward situation you'll face with more well adjusted people. You are afraid to interact with them.
Andrew Morgan
I know that feel OP, I remember when I was working my old job I would buy a packet of ham, cheese and some wraps and just make myself a ham and 2 ham and cheese wraps for lunch in work. The entire thing would cost me about $10 a week but my coworkers would make fun of me for not blowing money on restaurants
Julian Torres
>tfw I eat out literally every fucking day for lunch >waste $10-15 every time >always wanted to start cooking and packing own meals but too lazy/unmotivated
How do I quit this addiction? I waste hundreds a month on restaurant food
This is why Japanese culture is superior. Can you imagine anyone there riding a coworker for meal prepping? They'd respect him for being ascetic or at the very least think the OP is having money problems and try not to bring it up in any way. Let alone judge him for it.
In order to not get disrespected by normies, it seems like you have to be on the offensive and disrespect them first. Look down on them, call them out on their 1000 calorie coffee lattes and cancer-inducing cold cut Subway sandwiches and potato chips. Works even better when you're fit and they're pudgy.
Kayden Gomez
normies will make excuses to mock / disregard what beta men do they wouldnt give chad shit if he said he liked the twilight zone, its not an obscure show they just saw something slightly out of the ordinary and decided to exaggerate for comic relief at your expense
Jayden Ramirez
This behavior is motivated more by social avoidance than frugality.