>pretend to be a Japanese male on imagefap
>make fucked up WMAF caption porn that is moderately popular because the genre is filled with thrashy, low quality shit
>one day this user messages me
>she's a verified white girl who's into Jap guys
Wtf do I go guys?
Call her a rice cooker slut
I'll post some of her pics while waitingWhat's that in Japanese
So she appears to have no face pics
I dont know i dont speak non human languages (says the georgian) rice cooker same as coal burner or race traitor
Alright tits
God damn op. Thats pretty hot desu
Those are nice panties, but I prefer the thong
WAIT A FUCKING NIGGER SECOND I REMEMBERED WHERE I REMEBMERED THE SAME SITUATION. MY EX GF WAS A FUCKING DIPSHIT WHO BROKE UP WITH BE because some random Fucking Asian pedo rolled out. The funny thing is she was almost kidnaped and if it wasnt for my fat ass She would have been black market organs. lel should have let the bitch die. also whats with rice burners and all taking the same pictures
Your got your gf stolen from a bald asian man? Just like my hentais
what a cute girl.
even if her face is shit, she isn't fat and wears nice clothes
tfw no gf
no
gf
Fuck it OP its greentext time.
>be me
>autistic 16 year old
>be volunteer for some autistic Sporting event
>mostly chilling with some of my friends
>Theres this Cute girl
>get drunk once
>We end up making out
>ask her out after the whole ordeal is done
>we date for 3 months
>She was super into anime back then
>some Asian dude starts to hang around our usual spots
>think nothing of it until
>we get into a fight once over her being an idiot and stealing my Band tshirt without asking
>She runs off
>after an hour calls me Telling me were done
>i Swear at the top of my lungs at her and hang up.
>go to the usual spot we hung out at
it was next to this statue a bunch of my friends hung out there mostly metalhead dudes
>See her being forced into a car while trying to get away
>for some reason decide to Walk over there
>asian guy looks at me realises im 6'5 and a fat ass and lets go of the girl
>girl comes over to me crying and hugs me while i watch asian guy drive away
>she says sorry
>something in my brain says "be an alpha say no" and i say no
>she looks at me then collapses crying.
and thats how my dumb ass managed to Dump my first Gf
She was like wierd.
she dressed in what could be called grunge style clothes. as in Flannel and Alt rock bandshirts.
She had her hair short or in a ponytail and walked around in either Black hotpants or black jeans never saw her wear anything other than that.
Also had like 3 piercings above her right eye and one in her nose.
she was a megabitch too. kinda regret dumping her without having sex with her but you know i was 16. i lost my virginity at 16 but thats a whole different story
Tfw first time a girl ever approached me was because of porn captions I write on the internet
You did good imo
Nah should have let the dumb bitch be kidnapped
No I mean, on the dumping her part m8
She dumped me i just didnt take her back. So yeah i guess idk. kinda regreted it for about 3 weeks then i picked up a bad habit of drinking
Oh god, she wears skirts like that? Holy shit. You scored big time, man.
Short skirts? They aren't exactly rare
Also
>get messaged by a random internet whore because I'm something I'm not is scoring
>into japanese guys
hahaha said no one ever
>pierced nipples
Huge fucking slut