How do you originally respond to this?

"No kidding! What was your dad's major?"

>Doesn't want roasties
>Is using an app designed for meet & fucks
BAHAHAHAHAHAA.......OOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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This
Tell her what you're studying aswell to give her something to ask about

this is the perfect response: nice
it is how she would respond to some guy

she already has the seed planted in her head that you're the sub for her dad.

just roll with it. if she loves her dad, glorify him.

I would wait to tell her your major. If its the same as her dad's its another good conversation starter. Why blow your whole load at once.

Tell her if you were her father you would fuck her

>on bumble
>wants a gf

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Where am I supposed to look then?

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you're not. give up you delusional faggot

this one opie
choose this path

Fuck you you're trying to convince me to give up so that you can steal the qt gfs

I haven't talked to a non cashier female in over 2 years I don't care. women are literal shit, if you really need sex, just bang them and move on, getting caught up in a relationship is retarded, you will never find loyal companionship from a women in the current year.

Why should I listen to you? you are the least qualified person to talk about women if you haven't talked to any in 2 years.

School and bars and libraries and shit

"Fuck yeah" followed by whatever the schools mascot is with an exclamation point.

>"Yeah, I bet."
That's it. Just ignore it.

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Ok bros I continued the conversation but it's boring.

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What the fuck are you doing? I would have unmatched you after your second response.

What say? Please no obvious dick jokes, I won't hookup I'm an autist and don't want that ._.

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I'm not really that into it because I have things on my profile she can comment on (anime, books, movies, etc.). I reply enthusiastically to girls that don't try to engage in small talk

Dude you're being extremely boring. A female who can actually carry a convo is rare. You're fucking up.

hahaha you are an actual fucking autist

i thought i was bad but fucking hell she handed herself on a plate and now shes just teasing you to give you the comical rejection

This is peak autism. When I realize I am competing with people like you in the dating market it makes me feel a lot better about myself.

ask her on a date

say im going to do x, you can come if you want

You dont deserve her you autistic fuck

You had niggas in this thread giving you great responses and you go full autist. Fucking kill yourself

Not that rare. This isn't a conversation anyways, just small talk.

Nah she won't reject me, I'll continue the conversation to prove you wrong. Don't intend on asking her out though.

I am an autist though, it's better to beeee myself than pretend to be someone else.

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are you a chad really? i dont get lasses talking to me that often (on the internet anyway) and im moderately alright looking

>What do you like most about the university of ________
she's a bot. people don't talk like that, its automated. ask her what it feels like to laugh

This isn't that bad.. You're just missing painful cues.. Just say:
>I'm really bad at texting, but you seem pretty alright and so we should eat food together at a restaurant on *insert day* evening.

Kek actually you might be right, I want to see how this plays out

this so much. This is ignored for no reason it's the best fucking response