Help me please, usually I don’t care but this girl isn’t the usual fatty I get, she’s a d1 volleyball player

Help me please, usually I don’t care but this girl isn’t the usual fatty I get, she’s a d1 volleyball player

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>Your hot
How about you fix your mental retardation first?

Girl im gonna work you

This. You played yourself

This

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What is your snapchat

Lmao

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put a comma after girl please

She already responded positively to that kinda talk so go with

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Now say whats ur snapchat

what do you guys do after you get snapchats on Tinder? send a pic of your face or something? I never know how to tastefully escalate to flirting on Snapchat

>she’s a d1 volleyball player

So she's still ugly. Nobody cares about female athletes. You're looking for reasons that she's better than the usual hog.

and? people have different priorities than you, faggot

Idk man ive been happily married since tinder came out

^this is where I always fuck it up


Volleyball players unironically have better asses than 80% of women

If it were me id send a revealing pic of my body on snapchat

are you guys new wtf? you send a picture of your dick

Fucking love y’all

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Snapchat? How old are you faggots? Get their number.

H-He made it...

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Glad i could help bro
Now go with
And send a pic of dick

I feel like it's easier to make things sexual on snapchat

>having a snapchat
nigger grow up

Are you a promiscuous slampig?

>that 30yo boomer that doesn’t know the power of Snapchat

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Is that bumble?

My body count is high only because of fatties that I don’t tell anybody about. I’ve maybe fucked 2 qts in my life

Guys
I need help, I just logged on and there’s no replies even after severall months
You duckers said this would work
Pic related

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And I also tried it with a different girl and message so it must be them?

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I may be old, but I heard the kids don't even like Snapchat anymore.

What are these?

Why would I care about that? I meant ask her what I said.

Last two is plenty of fish

>Snapchat

I garauntee NO ONE itt has ever approached a woman IRL and asked for her number. Asking for any social media is a complete beta bitch move

I do have Snapchat btw.

>Looking to meet a nice normal person
Give up now user...

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Cringe. Why does it not surprise me that the edgy racist is not only single but getting zero (0) responses

real fucking cringy m8, trying way too hard

No need to fear
(Now that I’m here)
I’m going to show you how to catch her attention with this one pic
(Doctors hate him)

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And again.
Now we just wait for t replies

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Girls are incapable of reading anything longer than 3 lines of words, you won't get anywhere unless you start with something simple

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>didn't put a comma after girl
You ruined everything

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Not cringe, and they don’t need to read it. They get the message and go to my profile page.
There I’ve set up a trap where I stealthiu evade the No Fuckboy rules with my subtle picture

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I can agree with this, started messaging a girl wth the hey how are you deal
Then when I started talking about my dead cats she flaked because it was more than three lines

Kek

Just made my profile and had two "mutual matches" immediatly that I'm assuming are bots to get you to upgrade right away.

i have a slampig that i just matched with today. I want top invite her to a concert tomorrow, afterwards make/fuck. what do to not sound austistic

Just suck it up and commit to being gay

>Stopped using snapchat
Am I destined to never get pussy?

When you are talking with a stupid thot on tinder you have to dumb it down for them. I always make lots of spelling mistakes and remove vowels from certain words like "something" or "tomorrow" because women think guys that spell well are wack

What app is this?

Grindr

Girls who set their match radius that far are just looking to get screenshots for their group chats to laugh over

>he thinks a snapchat of a tinder thot means literally ANYTHING

Sweet summer child. You've got a long way to go