/britfeel/

I have two mummies and they made me a girl

Where did you find a fembot? Is she a qt

nah lad pretty sure people know kfc and maccies are bad for you, they just dont give a shit

Course there's muscle under it, otherwise they wouldn't be able to move.

you have a lesbian mum?

youtube.com/watch?v=IQ31jQjNpQc
Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around

Don't be. The worst that'll happen is the girls from work see you on there and talk about you behind your back.
They already talk about you anyway so it's only the topic that slightly changes.

i still refuse to make a tinder account

>They already talk about you anyway so it's only the topic that slightly changes.

This is true. I dont usually buy into the whole redpill view of women, but my lord they do love to gossip about people (men and female ''friends'') behind their backs.

Nice and friendly to their face and then just talk shit behing their backs and make fun of them.

How old are you and what societies you thinking of?

The world's strongest man is a fatass, it's not surprising builders are also. The trimmed hench bodybuilder look is unnatural

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This was the song playing when I kissed my girlfriend in the club last year.

Yeah

Mummy used donor sperm from her brother and other Mummy used her eggs
So I'm actually related to both my mummies

Hes not a fatass in the same sense as the usual fatassses you get though. He is extremely extrenely well built. Inhumanly so. But also has high bodyfat.

But actually this is starting to change in storngman. Big Z, Thor, etc are going in at relatively low bodyfat %

AH FOCKEN MISS ERR
BANGIN FOCKEN CHUNE THES MAYTE

This desu 2bh

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weird. Do you think having two mums turned you into a girly boy and that is why you are here?

thats pretty wild man, my mum has a female partner now but she obviously was with my dad before up until I was seven

Eddie Hall is a legend lad, don't call him a fatass. Being fat is a given for being strong though. They're all big bois

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What would happen if these guys went on a cut?

>just saw a webm of a girl having her clit stung by a wasp
fuck sake this is like the praying mantis nipple video, why would you do that??

Same principle though, the builders might have high fat% due to daily diet of fish and chips but they're stronger than the average lid and calling them unfit is unfair

is it those fucking japs again?

why user

oricnxcx

Theyd lose strength and leverage. But gain a few ears of life and look better.

Pic related. BIg Z going to Medium Z

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tried microdosing LSD at work the other week and totally failed when cutting the tab. Took nearly a standard dosage and was on the come up near work, then full blown tripping. Wasn't very good lads though I had a good laugh with my colleagues as usual.

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Been in bed for 3 days now. My back really hurts. Parents took my computer, can't find a reason to get up.

>he isn't /fitlit/
Tsk tsk tsk, c'mon now, not hard, is it...?

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Yes, but I love it. I got to start hormones really young cause of them

the idea of a dad seems scary to me. So I think I'm lucky to not have one

Brainlet here.
How does fat help with strength and leverage?

no idea, couldn't see face but i would assume its those crazy Nips

22. The societies that are there that revolve around my hobbies are the gaming one and the anime one but I bet they're full of spergs.

i know its not gonna work for someone like me and I don't want people i know to see me

Gaming is for absolute fucking normies now lad. Avoid the anime one for sure though

hmm i think this is bait.. but if not i cba being a cunt so i wont say anything

To lift the weight, one must become the weight

>heavy thing can lift heavier thing

this Croatia Nigeria game is shite

dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lads
get in, friendos

i remind myself of this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=iWblIueBvFI

I still don't get it.
Surely having less fat to carry would help you lift more?

Otherwise i'd become stronger if I decided to 10 cardigans on

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This.

Plus being in a calorie surplus is pretty vital for strength gains, and to be able to train as intensly as these guys do.

NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHA

of course they score straight after I say that

which sonic character would you fuck?

i'd fuck rouge

being heavier makes it easier to lift things because more mass is being used to lift the object. no, 10 cardigans does not work because its not your actual mass

For this is the song of the Staffordshire men,
In forge, in kiln, in mine.
Our fires shall burn, and our mill-wheels turn
And the Knot shall be our sign.

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What if the cardigans were under my skin like fat?

do you work for quinn civil engineering? there was one of their vans parked near your old place last night

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gonna smoke a spliff and listen to dwarf music

Just imagined user waddling around with 10 fucking cardigans on trying to lift a fridge and breaking his back

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WHY DID ALL THE BRITFEEL RADIO VIDEOS GET DELETED AAAAAAAA

They put muscle on. Fat comes with it, which can help with leverages too, so its a bonus. But strongmen have to balance it with athetiscism. Many things require carrying weights quickly, for example.

Leverages work in two main forms; using your own body to counterbalance the weight to get it moving better, as well as leveragaing your own body against itself. E.g. your belly against your thighs when a the bottom of the hole.

Tails of course. You could use his 2 tails like handlebars from behind.

Are the cardigans conjoined to your body like some sick body horror monstrosity or are they just floating freely inside of you?

Looks like video killed the radio star

but they spin indefinitely and don't even get twisted, would be a pretty bad way to grip onto him. what the fuck is up with his tails?

Theyd still be very light and if they were heavy youd struggle as suddenly youre having to carry a lot more weight.

Think about the truck pull/airplaine pull. Who do you think will have an easer time overcoming the initial inertia, someone who weights 100lbs or 400lbs?

Who is this shortlad trip?

Lads, no larping fuckheads required to respond.

Smoking weed daily(with breaks of a couple of weeks to months) isn't too bad is it? There is a hype about how bad it is but so many people function perfectly with it.

good job I downloaded most of the good ones

he's alright. not sure why he's tripping but he isn't shitting up the thread or making post mainly about himself

They work like dual bacterial flagellae, allowing them to rotate without being physically restrained

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>many people function perfectly with it.
Ive never met anyone who functioned perfectly and smoked weed daily.

Everyone I knew who did, although still doing relativelly well in life, became far better, productive and less depressive when they quit.

Bear in mind, n=5. So its a small sample.

just like the handlebars on my old bike? heh handlebars, we've come full circle

>bald patch in my beard is finally growing in

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Yeah he's alright but who is he really? I'm guessing a previous trip/personality?

wew
I imagined it like, if you cut my arm inside you'd see cardigan
I'm too thick to understand this lads sorry

inside of my forearm and patches on my beard started filling in recently, maybe within 5 years time i won't be a hairlet

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people who say asmr is not intentionally seductive are retarded

any one wanna let me suck their titty?

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Why did they take your computer Louie?

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I'm sure it's possible but really depends on your lifestyle. If you're in a shit job and dont give a fuck then go for it

Remember ShoutLad? That's him.

Alright Chris

Ok but seriously can someone post that picture with the Ebin spoon quote x

>life was easier when we were cave men
>its called an ipod because when your with your mates its watching them
>9planets in space

fucking hell

What did you get your dad for father's day lads
Got mine a bottle of whiskey and a cycling jersey.

That wasn't me matey, I was ChessLad back in november

Nothing because it's a jewish con.

>the Ebin spoon quote
here go

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Im bad at commitment. I get bored of girlfriends and I dump them. This worries me for the future

>tfw last thread didn't get 600 replies

used to get my dad a few bottles of strange and outlandish beers and ales but hes packed in drinking now, still havent got him anything so ill be getting it to the shops soon i think

2 shits yesterday, 2 shits today... wtf is my arsehole doing lads? absolutely mental!

fantastic, thanks lad

>I'm too thick to understand this lads sorry
OK. You ever walked a dog?

Imagine walking an energetic and unruly Chihuaua vs an energetic and unruly Caucasian Shepherd.

Which one do you think is more likely to pull yuo off balance and will be harder to restrain?

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I don't see my dad so don't need to spend money

had no idea when it was, looks like i'm disappointing i guess

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i love how it actually makes sense in a way but he worded it so fucking spastically