L.E.G. (legion extrangere general)

I'm planning to enlist in the foreign legion. How should I train, feed and mental preparations?

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>run your ass off
>learn french

I'm french and have been there 5 years

First thing, train to the Luc Léger test. You'll have to run 20 meters before the next beep and then go back. It's treacherous because you may think that you have time but if you reach the end just after the beep you're fucked

8 pull ups should be enough for the preselection but know that most of them are very, very demanding on form, elbows must be completely locked

Then, prepare yourself to psychotechnical test, it looks a bit like an IQ test, you have to find the following of a serie of numbers, geometrical forms, etc

If you already took some weed or stuff like that, don't say it

You don't have to know any french when you come in, but it may be easier for you if you do.

as for the physical training, bodyweight exercises and running.

and again, don't get fucked by the luc léger

why lol?

>I'm planning to enlist in the foreign legion

What actual reasons do you have for not enlisting in your own country's military? Also you'll just be picking up trash around France anyways they ain't doing shit much like the rest of NATO that isn't top level SOF except your training and pay are shittier

March with pack (dont go too heavy, start with no more than 10kg and work your way up to 25 same with distance)

He's probably American and you can't blame him for not wanting to enlist in that terrible army.

>ruining your life to be a shit paid mercenary surrounded by disgusting french criminals and lowlives

Compared to the US military the FFL is even worse. All hype so that niggers from old french colonies can run over and get french citizenship, fuck even the criminal aspect is completely gone they'll just toss your ass to INTERPOL or extradite you to whatever nation you came from

How does it work? Could only find some french videos real quick.
Do the intervals between the sound get shorter?

yes

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Do you have to wait till the sound dies off? Otherwise this guy has really poor reaction speed

I don't think so I think you can run again when you hear the sound. the guy is running on sand and only for the purpose of showing it

It's just called a beep test, brah

Its a shuttle run test. The time between the bleeps that bust out a speaker gets less as the level increases. Level 1 is practically walking. Level 10 and above is running. Level 15 is apparently what profesional athletes can achieve and is pretty much the max. If you can get to about level 12 or so, you should be good. It’ll be max effort though, so unless you run until you can’t anymore it wont matter, as they’ll fail you for not putting in enough effort.

don't drink protein shake while preparing. Or at least stop drinking before departure long enough so your body can clean itself out.
>Tried to enlist in 2017
>Went to Paris, made it to Fort de Nogent.
>First physical test was to be able to do at least 4 (four) pull-ups.
>If you could do it, they continued with the paper process, if you couldn't, they didn't even bother.
>Did various mental tests. Tests were really similar to an IQ test.
>got great result (well of course I did, I'm a f**king engineer)
>caporal chef is really impressed, and gave me bigger tasks and me me his little helper (feelsgoodman)
>days passes by, did the luc leger, finished as 3rd with final results
>had to do some paperwork, they recorded my passport ID etc, also got my new identity with a new name
medical tests day:
> urine test: had to piss in little cup, and a machine gave the results. I noticed that the guy marked some values on my piss test result paper
>checked eyesight, teeth, weight, height, they even did an EKG test, and a hearing test to check your ears
>fukin nervous
>commandant calls in
>tfw he mentions that the caporal chef mention that I did great in the mental test and that I'm smart enough to help him
>he checks my spine, my feets, lungs, stomach
>he checks the piss test and starts to shake his head slowly
>he shows me the results and I can see the marked values
>he explains that the results say that I have too much protein in my urine and this is an indication of liver failure
>shit.jpeg
>told him that I used to drink protein shake on a daily basis
>he believes me, but he can't let me pass this test.
>he gave me 4 hospital addresses, and also a paper and said that i have to go to a french hospital and give this instruction paper to the staff so they can do tests, which confirms that I don't have liver problems, I have only drank too much shake

So I left Fort de Nogent on the same day, and since I didn't have enough money for motel+hospital fees+ foods, I decided to go home

Currently deployed at same base with legionnaires. They are very nice people, met one murrican too, most are russian people i think. Very Jow Forums looking folk too.

But beware, french army has so much unnessesary shit, i thought before deployment joining too but now i see what shit french army is i think my civilian life can be fulfilling enough as it is.

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Don’t bother unless it’s an absolute last resort because your life is in the toilet.

Or running from something.

If you want adventure and all that cheesey shit, join your Country’s Military.

OP here im spanish and the army of my country is full of fats and old glories and is ruled by the NATO and the thing is that i whant to fight and kill

You do know France is in NATO too, right?

Was on joint military exercise with them.
They are all either chinks, polish and/or turbomanlets

Oh yes. Remember the same problem on my general health checkup
>High values of protein in piss
>Doctor scratching her head
>Tell her it's prolly from protein shakes
>She looks at me like I'm snorting cocain
>Stopped drinking shakes for 3 weeks. >Repeated blood tests
>Perfectly healthy (duh)

were you exercising with more then 8000 people?

Fuck the FFL.

Join your own nations military. Take some sort of combat trade, the more operational the better. Soak up courses and spend a few years getting experience.

If you don't get any deployments, and it doesn't look like there are any on the horizon. Take your skills toward the police/swat/DEA whatever field, or go do that Ronin course in SA and do executive protection or Private Military Contracting in foreign shitholes for big cash.

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Not everyone can join their nations military. I totally bombed my paperwork because I didn't want to go at the time, they have a record of that and now they won't want me unless it's like an all-out war.

Did you get the C-papers?

Don't train running by doing long runs. Do shuttle runs/sprints.

Thrall explains why:

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prepare to be miserable and surrounded by shitskins and moldovans

joining the army is the same thing as welfare

^this they dont care about much except you making good time on their cooper test. Gotta go fast.

That was probably a survival test retard

You won’t do any fighting in the legion unless its fist fighting your own mates. You’ll be stood in some african shithole gaurding a check point or cleaning some other barracks in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in france.

No shit retard.
I hope you enjoy paying for my paycheck, food and housing. You should also enjoy paying for my free college education when I get out.