Guys my life is over

guys my life is over

you may have remembered a thread where i talked about my mom waking up to me sniffing her panties and jacking off in her room. this was a few nights ago.
today she just told me that she wants me to get a job and move out.
when i asked why (i'm 20 so don't i get to stay a little longer?) she just said "you know why" and when i pressed her she started crying again.
i didn't bring up the panty sniffing but i'm sure she knows it wasn't a dream now.

i'm so fucked.

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big ol original kek
GG

Ask her if you get a job will she gift you some smelly sweet panties for you

You should really talk to her, this is fucked up and you know it, you should find a job or Study and apologize

GG OP

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dont sniff your moms fucking panties you disgusting shit

TRY TO FIX THIS ALREADY, have the guts to dont be a weak asshole ever again

>i'm sure she knows it wasn't a dream now.
What were you expecting, though ? You should've pretended that you were high on some drugs idk. Too late anyway, might as well pack your bag and follow a therapy now.

user, your mum caught you sniffing here panties. I don't think you really have any reasonable objection to her kicking you out.
You have to do all your depraved shit when mum isn't home or alone in your room. You are a dumb dumb

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fuck off you normies. when did this board get filled with you scum? i thought everyone here did shit like this?

DUDE. Literally tell her it was less of an attraction to her and more of a lack of attention from women. If you actually explain to her what happened she won't feel so confused and upset/angry. To her, she may be assuming the worst possible, that you're some rapist, abuser, incestual freak or whatever else.

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>i thought everyone here did shit like this?
This is your mind on Jow Forums. Everyone is larping, except you.

It's a crazy world we live in honestly chief

SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NORMIE KILL YOURSELF

can i get a tl;dr on the original thread please

No one larps on this board dip shit.

Are you alright ? You both sound insecure.

i was doing my nightly routine of jacking off while sniffing my mom's panties
she woke up and saw me
i ran away
i heard her crying about an hour later

now fucking help me out here guys. how do i get neetbux fast? can they house me? i've literally never had a job.

oh my fucking god why didn't you make it a goal to get the fuck out of there you fucking nigger just work longer hours at a random job and get a one bedroom apartment and once you're established try to get a different job or see if you can get less hours you idiot it's hard to get started these days but now there's no other option GTFO NIGGER

My stepmom caught me jerking off wearing her panties, I feel your pain user though mine wasnt as bad because were not related biologically.
She ran out of the room and spoke with me an hour later and asked if I was trans. I made her promise not to tell my dad and havent talked to her much since. I wasnt living with her but Id suggest to move out as soon as possible. Your mom is not going to forget it.

Yes but either way at least robots tend to admit that sometimes they do fucked up things

Tough break OP. This will be good for you. If you're a big enough Jow Forums autist to do that and be caught, you need to move out and get swamped in some real life responsibility. Say goodbye to this mindrot shithole

Just tell her you have a porn problem and agree to move out. Stop being a dumbass pervert. Take any help she gives you, i.e. therapy or whatnot, and be grateful. You'll be okay. People don't expect shit from a 20 year old. Be glad you're not a 27 year old NEET like me competing for entry level jobs with 18 year olds. Like I said, this is a great thing for you and will snap you out of this awful purgatory.

i don't have a porn problem

it's not my fault i haven't been touched by a woman in my entire life

Pics of your mom? Please OP this is exactly my fetish. You can crop out her face and just show her body if you want. Or just one pic of her panties.

>t's not my fault i haven't been touched by a woman in my entire life
yes it is

Why your moms panties though? Is it just the proximity or are you attracted to her?

she just made me show her my computer. she read this thread. i'm shaking. she said that she's kicking me out tomorrow. i'm posting on my phone right now.

oh shit user, good luck

Wtf I'm doing here

This op, christ the fact that she broke down crying is proof that she doesn't know what the fuck to think which is exactly where you step in.

If you really want to stay, try to spin it in a way that makes it seem like you were more attracted to the panties themselves (the smell, the risk, maybe you were desperate for another girl?) and not exactly to her. Unload your other issues and maybe she'll settle for a couple months of therapy and a new lock. Settle for that job if you have to.