Ok what else I say?

"If so do you know where my bone goes?"

I'm new to tinder, there are a lot of bots aren't they?

Because I've got a bone for you to examine

“Damn girl you look fine, I’ll drink your period just like wine, passing wind is not a sin, let your ass be my gas mask, I always go for two, in your goo or in your poo”

"because i think i buried my heart in your desert."

fresh

Your hips are nearly as wide as mine. Also, how many pl8 do you squat?

..

kek

>told a girl I wanted to cop her shirt
>she just gave me the store she got it from

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

cop literally means buy nigga

Lol this but also fuck you

>not using the Chad Bumble

Help?
Dubs will decide response if I don’t get inspiration from y’all first

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Ainoa is a dude’s name

fuck let's fuck just don't touch me
just fuck-fuck me

death grips sucks

is this real or did cha steal this

It’s real I just responded to her though

send bobs and vagene

fuck you

use my response

Woah no

Ur lifts suck

>"I shit in my bed can I sleep in yours"

or any of the Jow Forums lines

Oh shit I’ll do my best too sorry bro

"How do you feel about national socialism vs national bolshevism?"

gay

Your Hair, unf, so good yes... dear... but YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD PUG FACE BITCH ASS DISGUSTING FULL OF MALE UP LOOKING ASS FACE IM GOING TO CHOP OFF YOUR GOD DARNED HEAD AND SKIN YOU SO I CAN. So I can get that precious hair dear, yes, beautiful hair so long so beauty.

What should i say now?

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“Ur mom gay xd”

"wanna see my phoenix?"

Ainoa million girls like you

rolling

give me a rubdown please

the phoenix wont be the only thing rising tonight

*groan*
"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have had that western food. It just goes straight through me. I need to relieve the pressure somehow"
*furrrrt*
"Now that is what i am talking about"
*frrruuuuupt*
"Oh yeah, these farts are taking my asshole on a sweet ride"
*fruptblblblblbt*
"Oh wow, that one was wet. Gotta be careful, I almost pooped myself"
*blblblblblbfuuurt*
"Ok, it wont stop, I need a toilet NOW. Come on, hurry. Eh, its leaking. You can do this, just get your pants off and sit on that porcelain throne"
*BLURPFPRFPT*
"Oh merciful Allah thank you"
*blruprpprt*
"Yuck this infidel food is really painting my toilet brown"

Ainoa girl who swallows when I see one

FUCK YOU

that sounds like a threat

>on tinder cuz of personality

>with my 8yr old

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Fuck you

>If you ain’t 6’9” don’t holla
>If you don’t make £500k a year don’t holla

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>single mom
>can't spell for shit
dropped

Manlet shamed

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This.. This can't be real

Strike back

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xD

she roasted the fuck out of u bro, u lost that one, you just sound like a nerd now

watch the salt bud too much sodium is bad for you

She was roasting me from the beginning at that point I was just having fun

If you're hot enough it really doesn't matter.

Understandable desu senpai

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REEEEEEEEEE

Huh

Love tindelr threads on fit
Bump

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>with my 8 yr old
JUMP SHIP

fuck you. no bumps with other user's shit

Tinder match gave me her snap and is sending me dumb shit, what do
Everytime I hook up with a girl on tinder I get their number and set up a time but now I feel obligated to play along and send stuff back

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Do it faggot

You don't own me, faggot.

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send dick pic

send some stuff back u turboautist, she clearly likes you, just send some nice, teasing snaps, don't over think it. I come from a family of pesudo-autists and it always amazes me how girls like wasting literally hours of their day away just sending pointless snapchats, literally nothing of substance or meaning, but fuck that's what they like so just play along

"I literally cannot stop sucking dick."

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ffs

God dang it!

lmao

I have a lot. most are other anons but I do have a couple of my own to bump

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yes

thats fucked user

lmao

"Buy my mix tape."

motherfucker

lol

jesus is she fucking bald in that picture

>tons of filters
>8 year old son
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN

kek

jesus christ how boring
you two are perfect for each other

FUCK

KEK. This is the only time I have ever replied to a post like this

The absolute madman

lmaoo she killed you

>my 8 year old
>HALF BLOOD PRINCE
she a coalburner

fuck off

Kys

good. don't back down bruh

You got embarrassed. Probably getting those same screenshots sent to 3 group chats and 2 dudes shes fucking right now.

a