The official dessert of Jow Forums

are these memes?

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you're fin. its a nice once a week snack if you;re craving something sweet.

all of these are memes

what about these? these cannot be memes?

I need to try it. The macros look good and there's plenty of flavors to try

strawberries + dark chocolate + coffee

hell yea.

Can i meme with u guys

i will tell you though, some flavors taste amazing, and others taste like processed chemical shit that makes you want o throw up. stay away from chocolate almond and cookies and cream. i hate their taste cause it tastes like fake shit. regular chocolate and peanut butter are the best flavors IMO. every thing else tastes pretty okay.

>only 90%
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY

I never eat less than 97, currently havin some 98

thx friend, the peanut butter and caramel macchiato look good

>not trascending and eating 105% cocoa

Glad this thread appeared, I've got a question, These two bars are almost identical except for a few different ingredients.One is specifically "Plain Chocolate" while the other is "Dark Chocolate".

What is the actual difference between these two, is the plain chocolate just the same as the dark chocolate?

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Lindt is shit

Plebs not eating 100% cocoa

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The extra ingredients on the cheaper bar is stuff that should not be in chocolate. That's really the difference

I have some cocoa sticks from Haiti, goddamn is that shit just like bitter asshole

go for the one without emulsifier

Thing is it's an extra 50p for the non emulsifier one, which means I'll be paying an extra £36 a year just to avoid the emulsifier, would you say that's worth it?

Brah, just buy both and see which one you like.

I'd rather eat a Bounty, now that's truly the patrician's choice.

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Stick to 85% lindt because anything past that % and they use dutched cocoa which reduce the flavonols (antioxidants) content.

Pretty disappointing because 90% and 99% were god tier.

le upboat for u fellow redditor xD

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Get on my level you cucks

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>90%
>not 100%

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>not eating ghirardelli 100% cacao unsweetened

literally only one ingredient, unsweetened chocolate. No emulsifiers, no alkali, no dutch processing, nothing. Tastes like ass (kinda tastes ok if you just let it melt in your mouth and suck on it) but if you're eating it for the flavor you're a fag, all you need is 1 oz a day and this shit is healthy as fuck, I legit feel smarter and stronger after two weeks of 1 oz a day, pair this with daily oysters, sardines and 100 grams of raw garlic and you've got the IQ-boosting, test-maxxing, energizing diet of the gods

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Yes. Christ.
So many summerfags.

Ton truc goute le plastique t'es completement taré de bouffer ça

>eating dessert

never going to make it

Only a pure soul can enjoy pure cocoa

The tesco one tastes like shit.

gay ass frog

Next time you're in the supermarket, pick up a pint of Halo Top and a pint of anything good, Haagen Daaz or B&J. The HT is lighter than air. That's why it's low calorie, because it's fluffed up with air.

Human beings are literally no different than dogs, who will just eat whatever is put in the bowl in front of them. If you can't trust yourself to either portion out a serving into a bowl, or stop yourself after you eat 1/4 of the Ben and Jerries pint, then get the HT and scarf it down.

We have a ton of heavy cream in the house lately, and berries are in season, so I've been basically chopping up strawberries into quarters, putting a tablespoon of cream into a little dipping bowl, and just dipping the strawberries into the cream like you'd dip nuggets into BBQ sauce. It's fucking delicious.

Also, 99% master race.

>*90%, *85%, *97%, *98%, 105%wut, *85%, *"100%" with sugar, *80% *85% *90%
*May contain paraffin wax made from petroleum, Bing it!

maybe by translation
>>not eating ghirardelli 100% cacao unsweetened
Exactly, I buy it at the grocery like safeway.

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why dont they just sell roasted cocoa beans like they do with coffee? iv had some before and they taste fine, not very bitter at all and a bit of chocolate

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wtf? redditors don't even talk like that. are you ok?

I bet you'd know my fellow narwhal ;)

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BLACKED
Jow Forums btfo!

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90% lol get on my 99% level you fucken estrogen filled sugar sucking babyboi

nigga that got to be the dumbest shit I've ever read

I want to feel his hole clench my dick, but no homo obv

Are you American? I only ask because Americans that I have met always mention that softdrinks aren't sweet enough in other countries, so Halo Top might not be sweet enough.

I personally think it is pretty good, a bit pricey for what it is though.

dark choc, greek yoghurt and green tea for me

>90%
You are like a little babby, watch this

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Enjoy your bitter fuckboy chocolate.

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Why is dark chocolate and coffee such a godtier combination?

kys soibean

>white chocolate
>not even actual chocolate
>made out of leftovers from the production of patrician dark chocolate
Lmao, how does it feel to pay for literal scraps off the table?

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>CHOCOLATE MUST TASTE LIKE TYRONES ASSHOLE

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>not 100%
Never gonna make it.

>CHOCOLATE MUST BE MADE OF JEWISH CHEMICALS AND NOT WHOLE FOODS

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youtube.com/watch?v=2xqgkqJBP6s

You just add cacao directly to a smoothie, rather than getting it mixed in with sugar. You can buy it in a packet

He's fucking cute.
No homo though, obviously.

Hold on,I have to ask my mom first.
"MMMOOOOMMMM CAN I MEME WITH THE BIG BOYS?"

They do, bought some in Madagascar last month and in Ivory Coast two weeks ago.

HOLY FUCK MY ALMOND IS BECOMING BIGGER

Cocoa mixed with coffee is amazing.

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>90%
Ugh. 60-70% is optimal for dark chocolate. Any higher and it tastes like bitter dirt.

>Aldi

May nigga

The absolute state of americans. Anything that's not 1/3 sugar tastes like dirt.

>perro cacao

>low fat
Get out

Chocolate is awful. I don't understand how someone can binge it and get fat.

That shits horribly overpriced. Buy a bag of cacao, a tub of coconut oil, and a bit of honey and make your own dark chocolate for 1/4th of the price and you can exactly controller the sugar and cacao content in it. Plus you get the health benefits of coconut oil.

goddess

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Are you guys Serbfags? I am Serbfag and I buy these at my local "pijaca" from smugglers that buy it in Hungary. It's 40-50% cheaper than in store, if you can find it there.

It's neat as fuark to subside the cravings whilst on a cut.

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L O N D O N

lmao celeb worship

someone explain the onions thing, i don't get it

>buying shit from Hungarians pretending to be gypsies
>Not buying it from actual full blooded gypsies
How dose it feel to be a poor fag in a country full of poorfags?

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Would rather just stick to my diet than eat this foul tasting shit

Literally breaks down the nutrition facts on the back of the container

how do you guys eat that shit? its absolutely disgusting, its bitter, salty, not chewy and almost leaves a waxy residue on my teeth

Mmmm pasta

This desu. I wish they sold it here in burgerland

If you live in the UK, or europe for that matter just get chocolate from Bulkpowders and stop giving your money to the Tesco jews

bulkpowders.co.uk/organic-cacao-liquor-buttons.html

Isnt better deshydrated cacao which has less sugar and fats and its more pure and has more proteins?

In the last few months, i have been making my own chocolates with coconut oil, that good good dutch cocoa powder, fresh mint sprigs, honey, and sea salt. Never thought i'd like salt in my chocolate as much as i do, but man, i can't see myself going back to plain dark

>99%
you are like a small boy
watch this

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Lmao at this faggot fuck off back to normiebook.

Black people are shit, not chocolate silly.

Actually, it's commonplace in Serbia. We have a couple of goverment-tied oligarchs who control the retail markets for pretty much everything. It all ends up with the current ruler's brother or ruler himself. Subsequently, they raise margins to an unprecedented scale and smugglers' usually sell items for 50-60% less than in stores.They've gotten so proficient at it that they even have warranties for technical goods, etc.

It's a harsh reality, but that's what you get for living here.

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is there a lot of sugar in this shit? Also why so much cacao? Any pros?

i think so , yes.
scholar.google.de/scholar?hl=de&as_sdt=0,5&q=high cocoa content&btnG=&oq=high cocoa

lmfao at you retards trying to act sophisticated

id beat you all up while having my eyes closed niggers

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100%

>there are people who honestly eat 90% cacao chocolate
why don't you try enjoying it.... around like.... 70%.... so that it's actually palatable...

I don’t think it’s a safe thing to do, but I am going through a little bit of pain in my head

ummmmmm.... sweetie?

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