How do you even flirt with girls?

How do you even flirt with girls?

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>How do you even flirt with girls?
I want to know this.
I do not understand how people flirt and are ok with it instead of thinking you're a creep/perv.

Be attractive and talk like you are commander Shepard.

Be attractive, cool, dominant, and act like a douche. Otherwise they'll call you a creepy rapist. If you aren't at least 7/10 than there's no hope.

>be hot
>say something

I don't even know what flirting is

inhale her farts and sniff her armpits.

why would you even want to bother
it's 2018, women are ruined

It's easy. Flirting is literally bants but with someone with a vagina. If you throw some bants and she's laffin, she probably thinks your attractive. If your throwing bants and she's not feeling it, then your a manlet or ugly.

Only works when you are at least 4 points above her.
If you are 8/10, a 4/10 fembot will laugh at when you laugh even if she doesn't understand why she is laughing.

i dont know how to bants

dirty jokes come out naturally, no need to worry or overthink it

lately i just call them beautiful or gorgeous and it just werks

>say dirty joke
>be ugly or manlet
>be charged with sexual assault
As a I lawyer say be careful

Act confident and be nice, make sure you're putting in interest into her a little.
The main issue with being confident is that unless you're some kind of god, you're gonna be brushed off, and the strength to just say "Well, nice meeting you" then trying again is hard, but if you can get it down, I'm sure you'll do fine.

Maintain eye contact and appear amusedly interested in the roastie. Flirting is about using your eyes and body language to communicate sexual interest, while your words are communicating something unrelated. It doesn't matter these days tho. If you're flirting with a modern roastie, you're going to be sleeping with her within an hour.

>be nice
>put interest in her
When did we get brigaded by plebbit?
A girl will start judging your appearance the moment she meets you.
If she is unresponsive, you never had a chance.
Your personality was never a factor in the equation.

I never said that wouldn't be the case, but that's a really shitty way to think about it.

I mean if you always go into talking to people with the mind set that they'll have already judged and decided you were unworthy, then you're never going to really try, are you?

I usually just pretend to be a bit aloof, not give a fuck and add sarcasm to everything. Tease her a bit, mock her etc it's easy

girls eat that shit up. Almost managed to take a dudes girl in hs within a 3 day period

Trying doesn't mean you'll ever succeed just means you'll waste time.

first you have to be good looking, then you just say whatever u want.

Being "good-looking" helps but you don't absolutely need to be

Not trying means you'll never get anywhere, I can't say you'll definitely succeed if you try, but I can certainly say you'll never succeed if you don't.

You do. Horror is the ying to loves yang, the same stuff that will make someone's heart flutter from someone attractive is the same stuff that will make them creeped out from someone ugly.

Why are all girls like this.

>Add sarcasm
>Add some deep vocal fry
>Tease her and insult her
>Chuckle at end of your own sentence.
>She instantly gets wet.

Do girls have souls?

Yes, but not theirs. They steal mens souls and make them their slaves!

The first flirt you can do is remember her name
And maybe step 2 is use it

They are used to guys showering them with compliments and being overly "nice". Best to be the total opposite since it's "different and exciting"

Yes it's also why the men who truly intrinsically hate and despise women are the ones who have the most sexual success with them.

Morgan Freeman got #metoo for flirting. You guys are playing with fire.

im autisitc so they dont come out naturally, i have to carefully think through what i say everytime i try to be witty

Then incels must be drowning in pussy