"So you lift hea-"

>"i can lift you"

she has such a great look

10/10

Didn't she get fat?

Why does this guy's face always make me laugh? XD

I've dealt with women trying to be all ballbuster and making a big show of being all unimpressed with me and everything I do, I just blow them off.

One time I was hanging out with my buddy's GF and her friend, I was driving, we were hanging out somewhere and when she started pulling this shit I blew her off and then refused to give her a ride anymore. I just left her.

looks like when I'm fucking around with skyrim face generator

You dont even need to go that far, all you have to do is not give the reaction she craves, or subtly let her know you see through the bullshit, a sarcastic "yeah okay" is all thats needed to shut it down.

maybe a bit harsh, but honestly I dont blame you. If people are just going to be rude like that, fuck em.

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I want only your strongest potions

My whole thing is... this is going to sound cringe but I honestly don't care, but my "social contract" is that females have to display absolute submission and deference or I refuse to deal with them at all, and if they try to engage me I'll disengage very harshly. I just don't take anybody's bullshit, especially from women. I see it as shameful.

my strongest potions would kill you, traveler

have you been diagnosed with autism by any chance?

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She's a gold medal Olympian not a thot. She is a far more achieved athlete as you, fuckwit

No, I don't actually tick many of the boxes for 'tism. I'm severely socially dysfunctional but in more of a narcissism/aggression sort of way than a CWC way.

My new plan is to put my living room chair against the wall, remove the other seating and buy a few floor cushions, so that I sit in my throne while my woman sits on the floor at my feet

lol
you lie to me once, i'll put your ass through a wall

>Deathvalley_Driver.gif

Its the only way user, she wants to see strength show her what you got

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I read once that they put up all these olympic athletes in the same hotel and they all go to each others' rooms and fuck like rabbits.

She is definitely a whore

hmm. well, the good news is, there are actually women who are 100% in to that. find one of them and you're gold.

go back to Jow Forums, incel.
what, honestly, are you doing on Jow Forums?

...Do you even /have/ a woman to force to sit on the floor at your feet? Do you have a woman to force to do stuff at all? Do you even have the balls to do it? Your girlfriend fantasizes about being my girlfriend

>
by the sounds of it youll find an equally fucked up woman, potentially over and over again.
Each time having an unfulfilling stressful relationship.

Tell me more, brave keyboard warrior

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kind of boggish

Who decided I was Jow Forums? I do not like Jow Forums and I do not like Donald, Donald is a fat jew who eats burgers, Jow Forums are neoliberals who want based christian POCs, they are liberals who frogpost at tumblr liberals, all of these people are just 20 year old campus political nerds screeching stupidity on the internet, I do not like any of them

>REEEEEEEEEE

>internet
yeah I'm not even mad, I'm just saying, I do not give a fuck about Jow Forums, I am not sure why I am getting pigeonholed as sharing their beliefs

A tip of the hat to you my edge lord. Maybe you should see if you are down with the tism...

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Good thing I don't lift to be objectified

REEEEEEEEEEE

I guess the true question is if you even lift m8?

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Based

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Yes, 2/3/4/5.

I still don't understand how basic response to question is "reee," you are web 2.0 cancer.

And then you get metoo'd

I don't believe in tattoos but if I did I would get #YouToo tattooed on my dick

>death grip her neck and lift her
>"Eh?"
>She replies "this is violence now"
>"Don't get me wrong"
>Drop her and she runs screaming

Haha you are a fucking retard. Women say things like that so they can get a rise out of you. If you just say something funnier back then you win and she will stop

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I don't care dude, I don't put up with any shit from women. If she wants to "get a rise" out of me then she can fuck off. If you bug me on purpose then you can fuck off, I don't care who you are

Wow, Jow Forums has gone really downhill

Lmao what

Loool you remind me of my emotionally immature brother did you get bullied alot

DONT TEST ME

phew im in love lads

You act all high and mighty like a big man but in reality a woman can say like seven words and get you storming off in a hissy. Who has the real power?

No, I was somewhere in the middle of the social pack and generally stayed out of trouble.

Since it's Jow Forums you can have this:

I was severely abused by my father. I had my pets cut open and left in my room with guts hanging out, as a surprise for me to find when I got back from school. I was ambushed and beaten getting out of the shower. I was hit in the head with a wrench. I was picked up, dragged outside and thrown in the pool at random, fully clothed. Fucker would get a huge kick out of sneaking up with his lighter and setting my shirt on fire while I was wearing it. I spent my entire early life getting severely "fucked with."

Yeah I guess I'm a little fucked up but I keep to myself, I don't bother anyone and nobody bothers me. If someone does I'll fuck them up though and I won't be sorry, the emotional relief will vastly outweigh the social ramifications

Not the fucking woman, I'm not gonna take her shit. I have ten lifetimes worth of rage just sitting around waiting to be used, she didn't get one up on me by pissing me off for 2 seconds at a coffee shop

how many gold medals does she have? I have one gold, one silver.

>not knowing how 50% of the population speaks

Ive seen footage

Oh shit he's feeling it

Is that your cigarette on the window sill? Would you mind if I sucked on it for a while?

>literally emotionally crippled

lmao'ing @ your life

You seem upset?

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My life has been so horrifying that if they made a movie out of it they wouldn't be allowed to play it in theaters.

I might be emotionally fucked but you couldn't last one day, and if I got pissed you couldn't take my crazy for one minute.

Go get pegged by your girlfriend you soft suburban faggot

not enough mckayla in this thread

Good, entrench that trauma a bit more. No way it'll bite you in the ass eventually.

Also fucking try me, you and your bitch-ass three plate bench.

oh no don't bench press me to death!!!!

This reminds me, does anyone have that cartoon image where its a bunch of basic thots like this and the image says "youll never find another girl like me"? Appreciate it

>any year past 2004
>thinking women care if you lift
fucking wew. It's all about fashion sense, face, not being a manlet, having money, and traveling.
You can be pic related and do better than most men who lift

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0/10 bait

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Made for BBC

pic related isn't at all what's popular in the tastes of women lmao green day ass 2003 ass bitch ass fuck

he was on multiple of the sexiest men alive lists in chick magazines/websites last year. He's considered to be one of the most attractive men on the planet.
please, incel

Cute little twink

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toplel

Based.

It's true. Condoms are even provided for them for free. Look it up.

Perhaps you should seek help my autistic and slightly damaged friend. Life is and can be rough, especially so in your case if real. You cannot possibly think it would be okay to continue on with this kind if attitude?

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>this guy
Why aren't there more of you here.

H-how do I say something funnier back?

When girls try to take a rise out of my I always respond in an unimpressed mocking manner like "yeah, right" "oh", but I never react.... is that a good response?

This sounds unhealthy. Eat some mushrooms and sort yourself out.

THICC

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I doubt they would make a movie about something so uninteresting, but I guess I've seen worse movies.

love thots
love life

Fat people are disgusting. What a waste.

new elder scrolls looks great

>implying if the opportunity to gangfuck a bunch of other insanely fit, sexually deprived individuals (because always training) people, you would continue your insane incel nonsense and just jerk off like a sperg

what the fuck guys, what happened to Jow Forums?

this place is full frogposters and legit retards now.
i got cancer just trying to read this thread.

She got touched so much, she got turned into a thot. Sadly a common occurrence.

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When I respond to women teasing me there are generally three types of responses I have. If a girl made fun of my weights this is what I would probably say.
1. Something retarded: "Oh yeah? Well girls are dumb"
2. Something kinda witty: "I dont remember inviting you to this conversation"
3. A shitty pun: "I am just trying to raise the bar"
It does not really matter what you say just as long as you smile and are having fun with her. If a girl likes you she will laugh at whatever stupid shit you say

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Sounds like a good way to only be around really boring, needy, and stupid women

thanks for proving my point

i hope you lose your gains and they go to malnourished children.

oh wait, you probably don't lift but crosspost from some retard board.

>BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

Stop sperging. I'm not even the user you originally replied to, I'm only adding details to the story. Seriously, look it up if you don't believe me. Also Reddit may be a better platform for you.

It's a fucking shit test
Women tease men they're interested in to see if they can put them in their place
Usually this manifests as teasing, and the best way to respond is either to tease back in a similar tone or ignore/laugh it off.
If you actually take offense or get mad, it's showing a woman she has the power to rustle your jimmies. And if she has the power to, so does every other actual possible threat.
Getting upset when women tease you is just showing them you're an absolute cuck faggot.

>being so autistic that women get you seething with nothing but pure bantz

you have to be 18 to post here

Would go to jail for 125 years for.

Well you can put a tick next to the box "calls autism the 'tism", you autist.

Read American Pyscho. You are literally Patrick Bateman.