Post the most American pic you have
Post the most American pic you have
Brayden Martinez
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Juan Adams
Most of American cities are dedicated to non-moving vehicles
Daniel Lewis
do boomer memes count
Jace Bennett
this is unironically what makes our country so great
Mason Harris
this is so fucking sickening
Christopher Brown
originahsjkdbdk
Brandon Wood
What would that buy you in terms of keeping you alive in burgerland?
Elijah Edwards
from a craigslist ad for a chevy lumina in missouri
Eli Myers
maybe a doctor visit, anything more serious is going to thousands if not tens of thousands.
Oliver Morris
Look at the fucking children watching with their land-whale, handicapped mothers
This is AMERICA
Adam Gonzalez
origijanalbsns
Charles Harris
Based Presidente
Nicholas Reyes
I bet if I went to Reddit right now I could see it on r/all
Anthony Campbell
>the cellulite on that landwhale redhead
>some on /tv/ once typed THIICCC to this
Charles Lee
>Walmart tv network
What's that?
Blake Morris
originoli canoli ravioli
Jackson Lee
originalhejneos
Isaac Davis
orijenwobekwbs
Nathaniel Sanchez
Problem solver
Robert Lewis
this pic is so incredibly comfy. thx user saved
Jonathan Myers
The average amerimutt
Tyler Martin
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like... victory
Parker Gutierrez
Good lord
Do americans really want to lynch blacks just for not standing up for the national anthem
Henry Cooper
No most of us want to lynch blacks just for being black
Nathaniel Roberts
>he dindu nuffin
lmao
Ayden Hill
orginaliosa
Colton Stewart
We are a patriotic people.
Blake Anderson
HOLD UP. THEY DON'T DO THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIENCE NO MORE?
Henry Diaz
You see how we think of terrorists overseas, it shouldn't surprise you that we dislike people who are even worse.
Jackson Harris
Pretty much if you have kids most mothers say fuck it and ruin the kids in the process of getting obese and lazy. most obese mothers i have met are fucking assholes, cunts that blame everyone else for them being the way they are.
Chase Scott
Brings a tear to my eye. This is the America men fought and died for.
Nicholas Clark
GINGER IN THE BACC IS THICC
Jaxson Howard
Most patriotic image I have unfortunately
Bentley Flores
>that tier 0 operator on the right
Chase Baker
Jesus Christ. This is so wrong. This country has gone to shit.
Mason Lewis
this shit looks straight out of 1995
Isaiah Scott
It's always been this way, though. At least the rusty car and dog with the trailer.
Blake Jenkins
Is that from the latest RAW house show?
Jeremiah Brown
i love beer lawnmowers women and beer
Liam Davis
White Americans are all about freedom of speech when it comes to things like them saying nigger but when black people kneel for a song, they want it to be a crime punishable by death.
Parker Ward
U dumb as shit. I guess you are yuro and have never seen an American except on tv(because you are so obsessed with us you spend every waking second watching us).
Matthew Wright
Lot of jelly haters/libs in here. Enjoy your tariffs (no more cheap American goods. Sorry!) and failing countries
Grayson Lewis
I'm a Canadian that used to play in a marching band and one time we started playing the national anthem and a eagle flew from a nearby tree and landed on top of our flagpole.
Please stop bulli America
Liam Ross
muttin' it up
Robert Miller
ten minutes and no ones fallen for your bait, heres a (you)
Parker Sullivan
More oregano burgers
Caleb Ross
Jesus Christ, shit like this explains why the American healthcare system is the way it is. Suddenly doesn't look so dystopian anymore.
Juan King
America is this strange passive aggresive racism. Blacks saying they will breed the white out,whites saying they will ship all non-whites back etc. But very few times they do anything
Christian Clark
Why America is like this?
Why they have no culture?
Is it Boomers fault?
William Long
We shall infect the world with Americanism
Jordan Moore
God bless America, orginally
Nathan Edwards
Original comment required..
buttery butthole
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Easton Murphy
This is a completely original comment. Nobody has posted on like it.
Carson Thomas
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
Carson Clark
Dis de brize of feedom :DDDD
Connor Robinson
Have you paied your privilege tax yet, cis scum?
Nathan Williams
trickle down boomernomics
Evan Moore
Just a nice family portrait with the local Elvis impersonator
Carson Hernandez
Someone millennial'ed a little too hard
Christopher Sanchez
literal brainwashing
origineaux
Carson Turner
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
Jack Hernandez
Boomers fucked up all around the world. It was after WWII after all. They came from the generation that never could have possibly considered Hitler was anything less than the antichrist so art, music, tradition all began to lean toward everything he despised (slam poerty, avant garde, experimental feelsgood shit) and it was great for a while but two generations later you get millenials - either autistic escapist man babies or sociopaths who just want to take advantage of the chaos.
Cameron Baker
Does that mean if you have shit insurance and you have a medical problem, you could buy that and then wait a few days and then go to the doc? Seems like a good idea.
Robert Russell
>from NJ
thats weird, we don't have THAT many black people, I wonder if that's all Camden's fault alone
Angel Ward
If people think shit like this isn't influencing people it totally is. Took me a couple years to brainwash my bf out of the "eating a bunch of food is so epic! XDDD" mindset because he was getting fucking FAT
Jace Brown
>facebook-tier meming
neck yourself incel boomer
Jack Flores
i knew this wasnt american before i even noticed the russian writing on the cup.
Hudson Allen
jungle fever
NJ residents wanna get blacked I'm guessing
Levi Bell
>That 22 year old boomer who hates when people make fun of millennials
Michael White
no GP of any repute is going to accept that "coverage". read the fine print right there on the card - it might give you a discount on visiting a free clinic (probably not)
Dominic Reyes
>people filming themselves crying
Is there anything more deplorable short of actually hurting people?
Adrian Green
Best I got, check em
Ethan Martinez
Look closer, it's pointing to Delware. NJ is one of the based Lesbian states
Ryder Garcia
every walmart have spanish and english text?
Colton Watson
We have a lot of JBM runoff from philly. The people living close to the city are antiwhite and Muslim. They sell those cheesy paintings of black women from the 70s riding tigers and shit at flea markets. They are in AC too so I guess the rest of us hicks and whities don't watch too much porn.
Hudson Bailey
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
Jace Gonzalez
>based lesbian
The joke is that no one doing lesbian porn are actually lesbians though ... watch straight sex and maybe you'll learn something.
Lucas Bennett
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
Xavier James
It's first Mcdonald in Russia , one Hamburger costs like 1/4 of their monthly fee
Brayden Morgan
>no one doing lesbian porn are actually lesbians
>implying every female is not by default
the literal state of Jow Forums sexual education
Adam Richardson
This one is probably Russian considering the lettering on everything is Slavic.
Mason Ross
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
Benjamin Bennett
>Implying
All women are lesbians by default
Brandon Nelson
Bu terrorists kill people
How is not standing up for the anthem worse?
Nathaniel Cooper
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
Leo Rodriguez
When there is "no culture" it's safe to say that the culture is actually powerful and pervasive. Except in some cases, such as niggers.
Now I will concede that America has been greatly subverted and diluted over the past few decades, but the point remains.
Ethan Clark
If that were the case they'd attack each other less in lesbian relationships. And I can't think of something that would turn them off less than doing anything to make a man happy.
Kayden Hall
>based
>only possible to self-insert as a woman
Angel Howard
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Luis Walker
english, motherfucker
do you speak it?
The rap begins with Cranky Kong's hands mixing records on a turntable. The sequence then cuts to the five playable Kongs in a group; Chunky Kong is wearing a 1970s-era disco outfit, only to rush offscreen and change into his regular outfit. Throughout the rap, each Kong is introduced in this order: DK, Tiny, Lanky, Diddy, and Chunky. It explains each Kong's unique traits varying from their abilities, weapons, and instruments. In each of the Kong's verses, a different instrument can be heard; DK's is a harmonica (or trumpets/horns), Tiny's is a saxophone, Lanky's is a trombone, Diddy's is a guitar, and Chunky's is a timpani. Near the end of the rap, Cranky starts to "take it to the fridge". An audience can be heard giving the five playable Kongs a standing ovation before Klump throws a grenade to the screen, ending the rap.
Zachary Anderson
>is it boomers fault
Unironically at least 90-95% of the issues we have stem directly from those assclowns.
Philly is a shithole and should just be considered West Jersey. Literally the worst part of the entire state.
Noah Bailey
>Not watching futa on female and self-inserting as they futa
Jacob Ward
>One burger
>Cigarette lighter yet no obvious signs of DUUUUDE
>Glass with spirits
>Non fat white woman
Not American at all, confirmed by the Russian writing
Jason Gonzalez
Southern morons never undestood america or what made it so prosperous in the first place
>it wasn't the fact it was a nation of gun toting backwards conservative evangelists
Jose Ortiz
no, this is how you encourage kids to get physically fit
Hudson Anderson
>the girl is already fat
can't wait for that future
Luke Rivera
I don't know why fat parents with fat children aren't shamed more. If smokers were encouraging their kids to smoke they'd be crucified but it's alright to raise little Jimmy to be planet-sized from infancy to 18
Grayson Turner
thats a bong tv show faggot
Sebastian Davis
You are clinically retarded
youtu.be
Blake King
This shit is made just to bait boomers isn't it?