Tfw five foot six timid babyfaced manlet with a teenager voice, and finally find a gf...

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lmao you got cuck'd by dating a dyke
sorry but you just lost your manhood

Dude, all my gf's I've been with throughout my dating life have been with girls. I feel like most women are like that at this point. consider it a compliment and go with it. Win.

does she peg you, OP?

Probably not, but it worked for me.

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Yeah, but she really does have a male personality. Not a lot of women are like her

Once, but she usually just ties me up and rides me while she puts her hand over my mouth, and sometimes we switch it up and I humiliate her, but there are always yaoi undertones, because she is into that (she has short boyish hair). Like, i will make fun of her for being a cunt boy and stuff, or put my feet in her face and call her a perverted little boy

Not all women are the same. Many people would like what you are saying. She must like you so that suggests others will too. What do you want, to be the dominant controling one?
You don't need to be some 6.5 alpha male to dominate social situations and people. People will respect you for who you are and what you do.
The world cup is on at the moment. Messi is considered one of the greatest players of all time, he is a small guy, but I bet everyone shuts up and focuses on him when he enters a room

>How is this a testament to my potential with women?
Maybe this is just a practice gf and you will pick up new skills and knowledge that will make you more comfortable with yourself.

Cheer up - you've got a girlfriend.
And if being a basedboy is what it takes to keep her, just eat more onions!

Most are the same. And, I am sorry, but you cannot dominate social situations if you are five foot six and babyfaced

Still dunno what a basedboy is

sounds like you got a good thing going on, user. dunno why you're sad about it.

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Well I'm also insecure about her past and myself, so i guess we might be the same there. Just have sex, be there, and see where it gets you.

>tfw just shy of 6 foot
>girls always hit on me for my height
>just want a bf more than anything
>also a sub so just want someone taller than me

END IT

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Because when we inevitably split (both too mentally ill, i really will never be able to find another gf, or lifelong partner, for that matter

>girls always hit on me for my height
I want to slaughter women

>women hit on me when they think I'm straight
>want me to be a faghag when they find out I'm gay
god i fucking hate women

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Someone's been messing with the robot!
I didn't type "based" and I certainly wouldn't recommend anyone eat more onions (horrible things, so depressing they have a reputation for making people cry).

In both cases what I typed is what the Japanese refer to as shoyu. I expect you can figure out what that means.

Being a (onions) boy is depressing. No one respects me. I have a permanent babyface. I still sound like a teenager at 22. Fuck my life

vocaroo ur voice, i guarantee i sound worse and I turn 22 in a month

No, shoyuboy, your gf respects you. And you're in a much better position than most people on Jow Forums. You've even managed to attract a lesbian to you without becoming a trap!

If you're really worried about your face, ask your gf if she minds if you grow a beard.

Vocaroo does not work on my phone
speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/e5wih7hebsjdxq89

My beard growth pattern looks like a weird neckbeard

some of the most dominant people I know are small and there are loads irl. Do think people talk over Putin?
People care about what is being said anyway. You could be a big guy and dominate a conversation but if you talk shit people are going to think you're an idiot

>Most are the same
You have spent the whole thread telling us your gf is different and not like other girls. You just sound insecure desu. Work on things to improve of your confidence. Most people have insecurities and almost everyone who can get one has doubts about there gf.

You are going to have to perform some epic mental gymnastics to explain to me how my posts had any contradictions/inconsistencies whatsoever. I said that most women are the same, and then cited one exception. How the fuck did I contradict myself?

>be 5'6 or 5'7
>not babyfaced kind of masculine looking,
>teenager voice
>small wrists
>too masculine for those gayish girls, too boyish/feminine for girls that like masculine guys

shits too fucked up. i get rejected by a girl that likes prettyboys so im like, k time to just mascmax but then i realize i'm a manlet and girls that like masc guys just want to be dommed hard by a 6'5" guy, so its like k time to prettymax but then i realize my nose is too big and my face is too square and my facial/body hair is too thick, so yeah i'm just fucked

I bet you have cute moans when your gf fucks you like a bitch ;333

Nat King Cole chainsmoked Kool Fitler Kings and he said it's what gave him his beautiful voice. He also died from lung cancer.

vocaroo.com/i/basedmsJFjkjwQ
>onions in the filename

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im a lesbian trapped in a man's body. you got it made OP with a lesbian gf. thats hawt

I guess
Phone will not play vocaroos tfw

Chad gtfo this is r9k

Implying someone can be a chad and also a babyfaced manlet who 99% of women are sexually uninterested in

>tfw wanted to listen to s o i user's vocaroo

>I guess
C'mon don't be shy, we all know you moan like a little faggot when your gf rides your dick, user. OwO

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i hate my voice lol

tfw forgot to attach picture to my post

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Seeing all of this manlet or dicklet threads make me feel bad
It kinda wakes a protective instinct in me because these people have the physical attributes I had when I was 12 or 13

I just want to tell you that you will eventually grow up and everything will be alright, but it wont...

>at least your girlfriend likes it, I guess
Also you sound like an emo 19 year old, not a 15 year old. Just gotta learn how to speak up.

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Your voice would sound less onions if you changed your cadence and inflection. Idk if your goal is to do that, though

Makes me wanna shoot myself that basically only men sexualize me

Yeah, i may as well just end it

Are you gay? There's no fucking way you're straight.

FY the user you are replying to is not OP

user, WHERE/HOW DID YOU FIND A WOMAN LIKE THIS!?

Just met her through friends.

speakpipe.com/msg/s/126402/2/zvxrp8mkvmx5rspk
my coworkers were always telling me to speak up but idk how..

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>um
>like
It's not because you speak quietly it's because you just talk like a fucking girl nigga, you sound mad gay for real dawg

ok I tried singing something instead but my roommate heard me and knocked on my door
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what did he originally say, user

he came to ask if I had rent and then asked why I was saying racist stuff

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I wouldn't mind trading places with you user. Your situation sounds like my ideal--minus the way your friends treat you... Literally all you have to do with regards to your friends is learn how to fight or get buff, then people will see your assertiveness/self-advocacy as a function of self-confidence (--and this works regardless of height lmao). But both of these things are hard to do, so I'm sure you'll come up with some lame excuse to handwave away trying. But seriously man, try grappling. Being short actually has major advantages for once haha just gotta keep that mass up. You just sound like a bitch DESU and after reading that you put your feet in your gf's face I fucking hate you now because it should always only be the other way around so don't take any of my advice and continue being the little bitch you are. You gigantic fucking faggot I want to tear off both of your arms and sodomize you with one while beating you to death with the other. Fuck

Either learn to:

- Eat pussy like a god

- Take it up the ass with a strap on. You'll definitely still cum .

Or just kill myself

CUTE CUTE CUTE AJDSGNADJG

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Fuck her good