Fun fact: doing this for 20 minutes a day is guaranteed to cure your depression
Fun fact: doing this for 20 minutes a day is guaranteed to cure your depression
penis in vagina
is this the meaning of life
Funner fact: It absolutely fucking isn't you moron
feels good to have a big dick desu
>20 minutes a day
You completely overestimate your endurance.
i wish I had a big hard cock for stacie to ride but I have a little white peepee and depreshuns and probably couldn't get hard due to ED even though I'm mentally obsessed
you should probably go back to redit roast
I don't even wish for a "big" dick.
Mine is 5.5x4.
I don't mind the 5.5. I just wish the circumference was like 6-7, chode tier. Imagine opening a woman up with that thickness...FUCK.
>20 minutes
I can only last 3 minutes
my very first time I came in 20 seconds, I just couldn't handle it
What do you mean of not being able to handle it?
Do you just get overwhelmed at the fact you're fucking? Like you can't believe its happening and you're so excited and horny that you just blow off real quick?
>Implying I have someone to do this with
>3 replies
>Discussion already turns into dick size discussion
Jej
Yall gay Jow Forums, look at that nice ass, not the dick
>First time with a girl yesterday
>She said she didnt want to go at it, but we were humping each other all night
>It didnt get up for a single second
I mean yeah I nervous as fuck but god damn it dick help me out here
>Do you just get overwhelmed at the fact you're fucking?
yes, and I have always had a pretty bad premature ejaculation problem. I think it partly stems from when I was a bit younger and gained a habit of trying to get to orgasm as fast as possible.
after 2 orgasms I can last a bit longer, but the first time (especially if I didn't fap for a week or so), I don't last very long. Alcohol doesn't particularly help either.
sometimes I'm mad of my inability to cum from sex but I guess I should remember it could be worse, I could cum in 20 seconds
>that feel when it takes me than 45 minutes to come
I have good stamina when I fucked an escort. I rubbed one off before fucking her, and all I did was to focus on something else other than sex.
I typically edge all day long, but yeah, with real grill I'll probably bust my shit within 15 seconds
Not true at all, you silly faggot
I can last a lot longer after I came the first time (i.e. 6 minutes), but there's something about my prostate not being able to control itself when I'm inside a pussy/mouth
nah, I used to try finding solace in sex but it just messed me up further
>risking getting pregnant will cure my depression
lol
it's the general act of sex, not exclusively bareback sex
OP is saying that having sex with someone you like everyday will stop making you depressed
>chilly comfy afternoon
>you and your qt gf are chilling in bed just watching movies
>sexy scene comes up
>you can tell she is getting turned on
>grab her and just lay her on her tummy
>bring down her panties down and slowly and start playing with her pussy....
>mount her....penetrate her
>feel her warmth and the scent of her hair
>feel her squirm under you as you being to slide in and out of her tight pussy
if that won't cure your depression I don't know what will
>not exclusively bareback sex
condom or no condom the intimacy, involved is just unmatched.
>tfw I unironically wish I was a guy so I could experience this
I want to be spooning casually with my bf in the afternoon, then he starts feeling me up and eventually puts his hand down my panties...
you dont belong on this board fag
Fun fact: we have depression because we cant do this 20 minutes a MONTH
Not if your dick is half that girth
But how big is your dick tho?
One-eighth of an inch
originally
>20 minutes EVER
>20 minutes
Shit actually takes me 40 minutes or over an hour to actually cum. I guess I just have high endurance but I kinda wish I could cum quicker when we dont have that much time to fuck.
Sometimes I would have to end it before I even came because I was so exhausted from thrusting.
can you really blame him?
you fucking faggots and your qt vaginas are irresistible
no because famous and wealthy chads still kill themselves
there is no escape from the void
>can you really blame him?
What? I'm saying I want that to happen
>you faggots and your qt vaginas
um
My male penis is a bit over 80 times bigger than yours
Nice female penis user
>What? I'm saying I want that to happen
not how it came out originally dummy
Only if I was the girl.
Xdddddd.
Would it also cure the depression of my gf?
True. Actually went to a sucicide prevention website and they listed three ways to "get better"
1. Purposful creative hobbies
2. Sex and physical intimacy
3. Emotional intimacy and validation
As a robot I cannot get any of those
Sex isn't even that fun to be honest with you senpai. It's a biological necessity, something I need to do for maintenance, like washing your car every once in awhile. But other than that it isn't all that great.
I can't even put myself in a mindset where I am my same age (25) and still a virgin. I literally cannot believe it takes some people this long to achieve something so simple
i usually have to rail my girl like a jackhammer for 30 then have her deep throat me for 30 before I'm even close to cumming
Ok! I'll let you be the girl.
No. Fucking. Shit. Normie.
I'm putting my penis in my gf's vagina every other night but im still depressed.
funfact:
-> small benis
-> short frenulum breve
-> other insecurities
-> total failure
I won't be having any sex, even not with escorts. I am dying as a virgin.
>I can't even put myself in a mindset where I am my same age (25) and still a virgin. I literally cannot believe it takes some people this long to achieve something so simple
can't really miss what you never had, like heroin. How much being a virgin hurts depends on your beliefs, all you have to do is believe in blackpill/mgtow and you won't care as much.
>even not with escorts
that shit's up to you alone, faggot.
they have seen worse, be assured
>short frenulum breve
Holy fuck, i've been looking all my life for the name of whats wrong with my dick
You know escort can still say no to very ugly men? I'm not him, but escorts are not an option for me.
Do you guys have any tricks to get a boner?
Been recently going out with a girl and when things get intense I just cant get it up
Not even for sex, just to rub on her, or when she rubs my pants
I guess you're right about not missing what you have never experienced but the thought of missing out on something. When I was 13-16 all I wanted to do was get with girls but by the time I did it, the novelty wore off. Of course I still horned after countless women but the stigmas and psychological barriers had been lifted and it didn't seem like a big deal anymore.
Now I am 25 and an adult for lack of a better term but it seems so alien to me that people could be my age or older and never experienced sex. How many of you are out there?!?
Some won't say no out of a sense of obligation because your money is as good as anyone else's. An escort told me she had sex with a 200kg man. I told her he can't have really been 200kg, she must be overestimating. But she insisted he really was
W-wait
You can't even with a girl?
Well, escort or not, I would be really feeling uncomfortable.
I'd have to wear a mask, and talking about your lives must be not be a topic.
What? Are you dumb?
Anyways, it can only be fixed with surgery.
If you tried to have sex, you would tear that skin apart.
Brutally painful so I have read.
At least I can still fap, but I will never know the warmth of another human.
A lot. Not everyone is afforded the luck in genes and circumstance you are. Imagine if at 13 those irresistible urges for women were never satisfied because all women were repulsed by you. Instead of it becoming not a big deal it would make you spend hours crying in bed with an overwhelming longing that will never be satisfied imagine what that would do to someone's mind.
Stop masturbating to porn.
Normal girls are bland and boring as is normal sex, you can't get it up because you've been masturbating to 16 year old anime high school girls with gigantic breasts getting molested by their fathers and then spiraling out of control until one of the guys they meet kidnaps them and takes them to a secluded location where they're raped simultaneously by 20 men in all positions until they're completely mindbroken semen stations.
If you haven't seen porn or masturbated for a year then you will think a bland as fuck girl is the best thing ever and have no problem getting a boner
When I got my first gf at age 21, when we came into physical contact Id never NOT have an erection
Get it hard with your hard beforehand
If it still goes limp then you are a gay fag
i can get number 2 and 3 but really? you can't get a hobby?? all that shit requires is some work. pick a cheap one of you have no money. writing or drawing or some art on the computer
i have never heard about this before, i thought i was just bent but the bending was on the head.
I can still masturbate alright, how would it be so painful with actual sex?
>really want gf again so go tryhard on tinder
>every girl turns into a one night stand or only lasts a few weeks
>have like 6 hookups in a row when I wanted a real relationship
>feel disgusted with this bullshit and decide no sex on first dates ever again
>have date last night with amazing chick
>the date goes great
>instinctively invite her back to my place but tell her explicitly no sex
>good chemistry and talks at my place, good makeout
>can tell she wants to fuck bad, giving me those eyes and whispering things in my ears
>stop myself and tell her no sex on first date
>can tell she's disappointed
>leaves soon after
>the goodbye kiss is tight lipped
>almost certainly never going to see her again
I did the right thing by not fucking her... but god damn all I had to do was not invite her over at the end. I can't fucking stop myself, it's a sickness. It just became so awkward because there was no clear ending to the night if she's there and you don't fuck
I've tried writing and drawing and I'm so hilariously horrible at them I cannot bring myself to even continue trying them. I'm not just not good at anything, I'm not even remotely decent at anything
Just have constant sex every day and you'll be happy. You're a spoilt normie asshole because you're rejecting girls when the person who wins is the one who gets the most girls.
Yeah I am trying to imagine all of that but even some of the ugliest people I know got laid by college. How can one be a virgin adult? Can a virgin actually be an adult? I don't know
>tinder
I think I know why you aren't finding relationships.
Fuck off Chad no one cares how sad you are that you get to experience sex
You must be joking now in an attempt to make us feel bad. If you must know though I was too poor for a four-year college so I never went to what sounds like a never ending orgy apparently. I'm ugly and boring and women hate me, it's easy to be a virgin in those circumstances
it's hard to just get a hobby bro when you have no interest in anything
>When I was 13-16 all I wanted to do was get with girls but by the time I did it, the novelty wore off. Of course I still horned after countless women but the stigmas and psychological barriers had been lifted and it didn't seem like a big deal anymore.
You just gotta look at it realistically. When you think of your ideal relationship, the kissing, the cuddling, the netflix and chilling, it just seems like heaven, but you have to think of the bullshit too. My own low attractiveness and the quality of girls I'd actually be able to get is enough to keep me from caring too much. Then I think of all the work girls want you to put in just to keep them, that offends my lazy/prideful side. Then there's your competition (pic related), that's when you really lose hope.
I don't care about sex. Sex doesn't cure anything or help anything. Feeling emotional intimacy, feeling wanted, feeling like you have someone where you can belong and be yourself is what cures depression. Hookups just make it worse. Take it from an ex robot who has tried all the "cures".
I had sex in high school and then didn't have sex for 5 more years until my last year of college. If you commute to campus it might as well be like you never went there
Just fuck off, being able to get casual sex is better than being a disgusting untouchable freak like me.
I have to consciously think of orgasm to come. Should have gone into porn.