/sg/ - Suicide General

Can we have a suicide general? Some of us aren't here to get pity (You)'s and faux-motivational 'you can do it' BS. Some of us are genuinely beyond repair, for one reason or another we know we can never be rehabilitated into mainstream society.

What are the best ways out?

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Please, someone from Europe and considering a suicide pact?

dont give up user, you can do it!
dont let your dreams be dreams!

There are no dreams.
Dreams are for the ones with hope.
I have no hope.

I found my head with his brains blown out back in October. It's scarred me for life and the aftermath has been absolute hell for me and everyone who knew him. It's not worth it anons.

>Implying continue living, suffering for nothing is worth it

no

beta blockers + bag of helium

Don't do it lads, you won't like what's on the other side, whatever you're experiencing now the other side is worse.

Jump from a height

>Some of us aren't here to get pity (You)'s and faux-motivational 'you can do it' BS
Seeing how you posted this here that is exactly what you are doing faggot. There are much better places to discus suicide methods than here

There isn't another side
Worst case scenario: nothing
Best case scenario: another chance

I have been thinking, is it better for a short suicide note or a long one?

The short ones i have come up with are

"love you, tired, bye"

and

"im finished"

I'm not even saying that I don't want to fucking die, I'm just saying it affects other people. I live just because I feel obligated to not make other people's lives more difficult. I barely knew my friend, but bringing his dad to his corpse and watching him cry over his dead son was enough to make me never consider it again.

What part of the European continent?

Name one. I could have used it back in 2015

In pajeetland we have a meme where if you commit suicide, you pretty much have to write in spray paint I quit on the wall. The phrase is used as a joke for suicide quite commonly

Doesn't matter, I can travel to your country.
But the 1 requirement is that you have a car/license or at least a good tent.

The rest will be provided by me.
We would use CO poisoning.

How effective would stabbing myself be?
Let's assume I will get high as kite on painkillers beforehand (I have access to some pretty powerful shit).
I was thinking about stabbing myself in the heart. The hard part is getting the blade past the ribs.

I don't have any dreams, nor ambition.

I want to be reborn as an ant.

Just cut the femoral or jugular and bleed out like a man. Don't try and go out like a warrior stabbed in the heart or doing seppuku. Be a man and split your jugular or femoral. Don't split your wrists like a bitch or move down the arm like a fag though

I would write the note in what is very clearly not my normal handwriting. And I would sign it with an alternate spelling of my name that my family know I hate.
If I ever got shot on the street or something and I know I won't be saved then I would grab some random passerby and give them a cryptic message and beg them to pass it on to some random person I went to school with. I just want to create a mystery they can try to solve.

the "nothing" you speak of wouldn't be pleasant. It would be like falling down a hole forever. Whatever's going on in your life it's always worth living. And if reincarnation does exist.

Haven't answered your question yet desu, watched football instead.
Coming from Germany

REPORTED.

I hope other anons do the same.

CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE GUYS, YOUR CIRCUMSTANCE AND EMOTIONS CAN CHANGE!

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Guns are definitely the most successful method, which will make my question sound stupid, would a jhp .45 from a long colt for sure do the job? I still have a few years but am more afraid of failing than the action itself.
Yet the reality stays the same.

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Should I kill my loved ones too so they don't suffer?

there will be nothing you wont suffer you wont feel sad you wont feel alone you will feel nohing You wont exsist a long deep sleep with the whole universe lifetime passing by in a blink of a eye or a snap of a finger.

I've never heard about something like this for any other country, is there a story behind it?

That'd be the most ethical decision for sure.
I doubt this but I hope it's true, I'm pretty certain we'll just wake up again instantly as something else.