MBTI Thread

>What is your type
>explain how it keeps you as a robot

Cognitive Function Test: keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
How to win at life as an ISTP: youtube.com/watch?v=hhKi42oZJD4

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>ISTP
>Do i need to explain?
will read link
Will give outcome

>INFJ
>have absolutely no desire for friends (but still tfwnobf)
>often talk about "weird" things
>overthink every interaction, read people as hating me when they're just a little nervous

all those grills look pretty much the same to me

Gaybot or girl? If the latter then you're not a robot. Don't fool yourself, especially if you're an INFJ girl.

ENTJ
Honestly, I don't know. I can make friends pretty easily, but when it comes to girls, either they just get sick of me very fast or I push them away within 1 or 2 dates.
Plus, lets be real. A robot is someone with no emotion. ENTJ's weakest function by far is introverted feeling.

Girl, fine

What is your type
>INFJ
explain how it makes you struggle socially
>have absolutely no desire for friends (but still tfwnobf)
>often talk about "weird" things
>overthink every interaction, read people as hating me when they're just a little nervous

A robot is a mechanical servant, nigger.

Then I'm a robot with advanced AI because I bow to no one but my creators (my parents)

>what is your type
infp
>explain how it keeps you as a robot
Abandonment issues make for a bad personality, which makes friends abandon you, which makes abandonment issues worse.

Congratulations. You have the internet's most common type.
Guaranteed you're just a mistyped esfj or isfj

>Ni is my highest function by far
But sure, I'm an ESFJ

psychopathic ESTP ama

I'm still very suspicous of people that type infjs. They're not exactly common my friend.

The comment section for INTP articles always make me laugh, it's 90% women talking about how there aren't enough of them in lists of "famous INTPs" and randomly naming celebrities they like that must have the same personality.

I imagine this is similiar for other types.

INTP
Entertained more by solitary activities than social ones, different from most people, can't tell how I feel or how others feel about me which makes social interaction an arduous process of guessing what people feel based on reasoning

People generally don't know how to type so yeah makes sense they'll mistype any rando female celeb for muh representation.
But what else is new in the current year

Who is the INFP grill?

Reimu. I don't think she's INFP though. She's definitely a thinker.

>infp
>idk I guess infp would be that personality that's got a natural inclination for fairness so I really can't help but hate women.

Estp
I feel like noone in the world understands me

>INTP
> I don't crave social interactions, in fact I always feel like talking to someone is a pain in the ass, mostly acquaintances at uni. Only interactions with close friends are enjoyable

btw OP, congrats on somehow having 4167 twice in your post number, what a coincidence

my bad, I meant 4617 instead of 4167

>be INTP
>extremely sensitive to drugs and feels at first
>after doing drugs or feeling feels my tolerance to repeated stimuli builds up insanely quick
>did meth and it was cool
>did heroin and it was cool
>had a cowtits gf for two weeks and it was cool
>don't care at all after i've done the thing
>don't get addicted to anything
am i dead inside or what?

ENFP
Social anxiety and fear of intimacy I guess. I worry too much about how everyone except for my closest friends perceive me, so it takes a while until I feel I can relax around new friends and just b myself. Esp when trying to meet girls out. Getting rejected is hard, but it's not all bad. It takes a lot of courage to make yourself so vulnerable, to show a girl your heart and just say "yeah, this is for you, what do you think?" and whether you land like an eagle or crash into the dirt, you prove to yourself that you have what it takes to make that leap for happiness. Plus, everyone likes to feel that they are appealing, so whoever gets asked receives a nice confidence boost, there.

>Reimu is INFP
Yeah I don't know about that.

>INTx here
>Relatable, also most people don't seem to share my interests or find them entertaining at all

>INFP
>No need to explain.
I love Reimu! Reading her wiki is pretty convincing.
INFPs can come off as thinkers, I don't like showing emotions but adore understanding them and controlling them.

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>What is your type
ISTJ
>explain how it keeps you as a robot
Really introverted and almost never talk. Also very stoic and technical which makes me disagreeable to the point that it's impossible to make friends. But that is their loss.

>ISFJ
>blaming your memebti for your troubles
I'm not a robot, but I like being here to sympathize with all the robots.

>INTJ
I can't stop over analyzing everything. Everybody must have some hidden agenda and every social interaction feels like a high stakes poker game.

>Everybody must have some hidden agenda and every social interaction feels like a high stakes poker game
I do get that sense from NJs, lol. Pretty much everything they say has some purpose behind it. Introverted intuition is a helluva drug

>ENTJ ( Socionics ENTj logical subtype)
>Absolutely god awful at empathy
>Start fights with people during normal conversations unintentionally
>Decide who to talk to based on pros and cons
>Uncomfortable expressing emotions
>Out of sync during small talk and basically have to fake laughter and smiles
>Ignore people a lot during conversations
>Overly blunt and lacking in social skills

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>How to win at life as an ISTP: youtube.com/watch?v=hhKi42oZJD4
So first you have to go through some tough shit to get your shit sorted... I sort of though about that.

(Extending the list)
>Treat life and my emotions like I'm playing a game of poker (i even refer to talking about my beliefs as "showing my hand")
>Potty mouth
>Come off as extremely arrogant and know-it-allish without knowing
>Tend to end up being kind of a "servant" in relationships

>INTP
>Can barely socialise with people
>can't really express my feelings with others
>say things which people find insulting even though I didn't mean it that way
>try to explain things but end up over complicating the process
>interested in complex machinery and such which everyone finds weird
>don't know what to do in relationships

>"Tend to end up being kind of a "servant" in relationships"
That shit's bad, man, though I'm sure I don't need to say . I think people don't realize in that trying to meet and actualize the reasons and logic of the 'larger tribe' ExxJs (and particularly ExTJs) are the ones going about martyring - it's almost natural, the IxFPs wish they were. If you're not in a position to give things away unconditionally you have to set the standard.

>"Uncomfortable expressing emotions"
>"Treat life and my emotions like I'm playing a game of poker (i even refer to talking about my beliefs as "showing my hand")"
OOF

Treating other people's emotions like shit is what drives them away, and loses an empathetic tool which otherwise establishes an efficient rapport with others. Treating your own emotions like shit, or overlooking them, is bad for you. ENTJs are terrible at understanding what *they* want and what *they* like personally, while they run around playing superman. Introverted Fi is hell, I figure it doesn't get talked about because ENTJs are so successful people buy that there's nothing going wrong with them.

Hope I'm not doing the arrogant ENTJ thing, I speak on the subject because I'm tackling it myself. I know I already talk in powerpoint presentations. Just wanted to chat about ENTJs, I am one, carry on.

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>INJF
>Pretty sure I have avpd
>don't like to be inconvenient to people
>people like me because i am nice but have no close relations with anybody
>going on trip to newfoundland soon w/ family, hear there are lots of cliffs there, might finish it all

A weeaboo autistic faggot guide to anything
>Pic related

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Post your terrible experiences with INFJ girls or INFP girls here

They hate you too inbred animal

Why so defensive of INFP girls, lad?

As an INFP guy I hate INFP females with a passion, They are just infp's without the depth or loyalty.

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INFP girls genuinely like most people, but they don't want to commit. I'm not sure about INFJ girls, they can act friendlier than they really are but I don't think they intentionally waste time on people they don't want to be with.

MBTIs are just fucking glorified zodiac signs that hold no merit. You should stop being so dedicated in finding how you fit into a mold, and more on not being a giant faggot. I really don't get the fucking obsession.

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Am I the only Entp on this hell hole?
Also,
>Mfw probably have Antisocial Personality Disorder

>Talks shit about astrology
>Problably doesn't even know what a birtchart is
Go away, mainstream scientist

>ISTP
>because I have no interest in people unless they're exactly like me

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>why do people on a board subtextually themed with a lack of belonging want to find something to identify with and belong to?

hmmmmmmmmm it's a thinker for sure

Yeah. Apparently a lot of ENTJs are percieved by many other people to be "mean" which makes it frustrating when they seem to be playing the victim card. The truth is that I make a lot of unnecessary sacrifices for people and those who are close to me don't really understand why.

I'm almost always stressed out and don't know what to do. It's frustrating as hell and I tend to unwittingly lash out at others (which I'm not evem aware of half of the time) due to my lack of emotional intelligence or social skills.

I have difficulty knowing when to quit working and worrying, and feel a strong sense of guilt whenever I'm just dicking around. I overwork myself and worry about others who may or may not even give a fuck about me at the expense of people who actually do care about me. Due to other type's fear of confrontation, they rarely ever share this with me.

I often end up walking around and working while sleep deprived and/or extremely hungry.

The reason why I end up playing a servant role frequently is because of my poor ability to express emotion so I have to use other ways to make my partner happy.

I legitimately have no idea why people are jealous of ENTJs outside of appearances. With ENTJ s, everything appears so great on the outside that most people don't realizes how much they struggle and fall apart on the inside unless they really know them.

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The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is the astrology of psychology. You guys are all literal fucking brainlets. Fucking spooks, I swear.

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INFP
>rumbles your local quasi-crystals
>E8 motherfucker
>do you think it

Socionics and Jungs theory are more credible

>With ENTJ s, everything appears so great on the outside that most people don't realizes how much they struggle and fall apart on the inside unless they really know them.
I feel you, in a particular circumstance I'll act exactly according to expectation in the situation and execute perfectly, and then after it at the end of the day I repeatedly ask myself why I'm doing it and get nowhere. Emotions and identity are a frustrating fog and one of the few useful parts of me is the one that's telling me to figure them out anyway "cause I gotta".

You've put it much better than I could, user, thank you. I know how you feel.

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Not tha guy but I read Psychological Types and that shit is contradictory and vague af. Jung's best probably was Red Book and Psychology and Alchemy, and that stuff is purely metaphysic

>I can't stop over analyzing everything. Everybody must have some hidden agenda and every social interaction feels like a high stakes poker game.
This shit almost ruined a freindship with someone that I finally realised was actually a very genuine person, not that it hasn't also helped weed out certain people before they can get the upper hand or attack first, or that it it doesn't have a tendency to be more interesting.

It's unfortunate to have sometimes though.

Socionics is much better.

this is part of my reply

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Is there a /v/ guide to MBTI?

You just appreciate novelty more than particular experiences

Cirno is a cunt and deserves to be beaten

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oh, huh, that's so simple yet i haven't ever thought of it. thanks for the insight senpai

It's not like I say these things because I feel sorry for myself. I have too many people who count on me for various things to sit around feeling sorry for myself.

It's just that I don't really know who I am inside, and I'm not really sure what I want out of my life. Working towards a superficial reality of "success" seems to be the best fit because I can't think of anything else that I really want in life.

I have no passion for art. I have little interest in computing. I don't play well with others. The only thing I have going for me is above average intelligence, tendency to approach problems directly (both a strength and weakness), and a willingness to sacrifice myself (also could be a strength or weakness).

I've always believed that ENTJs are the most socially isolated out of all the extroverts due to their underdeveloped feeling and high Ni which makes them seem even more detached from the concrete world. Te doms also tend to be very unlikeable people, but at least the ESTJs have the benefits of greater numbers and the presence of Si and Ne in their stacks to make them more relaxed and friendly.

ENTJs tend to be hard to get along with and even harder to relate to due to their impersonal thought processes and lack of empathy.

People don't understand that I have a disdain for incompetence because it creates more work for everyone else. To most people, its because I'm "an asshole who wants to feel better about himself." When someone messes shit up I don't think I'm better than them, I think "you just inconvenienced everyone who has to clean up your mess."

At this very moment I feel almost nothing writing this post out, but sometimes whenever I'm alone or watching other people I wish deep inside that I was a better fit for society. I wish I was able to relate to other people and have normal friendships. A small part of me wishes I wasn't this way, but another part of me feels no need for these things. Maybe one day it'll all make sense.

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That was interesting to read. ENTJ is definitely one of those types that gets mythologized rather than analyzed fairly because it's so rare.

This INFP can sense what you are all doing, illegal telepathy.

There's nothing wrong with lewding loli's.

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I didn't think I was one for a long time. They're portrayed very poorly and inferior Fi leads to a poor sense of self-awareness. I originally thought I was an INTx until other people gave me a better idea of how I actually acted.

ENTJs in real life are basically a cross between an NT and an ESTx type. They are actually pretty hard to identify, and I have met very few other ENTJs in my life (we generally don't get along that well).

You know how some ESxP types seem to jump from person to person, never really achieving a sense of fulfillment? ENTJs are like that with personal goals, tasks, and benchmarks.

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