Femanons, why aren't you a lesbian?

Femanons, why aren't you a lesbian?
I cannot comprehend why any female would date a man

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Women dont have Penis.

I would date another girl if she has a dick. I'll settle for sissies until I find a nice trap or tyranny. So yeah, what the user says

Why is not having a dick a problem?

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And if you want kids?

Sperm banks
Or you can just adopt

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Fucking sub humans...
Origional

1. Cunts are boring outside of penetration, scissoring is basically bumping bone together instead of skin.

2. Dildos and strap ons don't feel as good or intimate as skin on skin. Neither of us would be getting off on each other, we would be getting off on the toys attached to us. Think about why condoms suck.

3. Cunts are also gross. Having to deal with one is enough. I don't want to deal with double crotch bleeding and/or common minor infections getting in the way of sexy time.

This of course is excluding that yeah, I might be bisexual, but I can't for the life of me stand other women. Even the most girly of boys don't act like women 90% of the time. Having a dick or not is cue for how likely you are to do shit like mind games or be more selfish. I'm not even an exception to that, I have to remind myself not to "test" people over stupid shit. In short, femdick is the best of both worlds.

i am, i too would recommend it

Because I like being friends with women, but would hate dating/fugging one. Not even sure why, since most of my friends are lesbians.

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>TFW too manly for being a cute femboii with a cute gf. Too girly for being a handsome man with a hot gf

Should I just end it now?

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At least admit women are nicer to kiss, caress and feel up, even if you don't end up munching their carpet

And by women I mean real women, not crossdressers or trans. Have you ever kissed a passable trans woman without feeling the hard mustache stubble?

i tried that, it didnt end turning out too well

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I never said I disagree with women's bodies being hotter. Hence my attraction to sissies and femboys. I'm not emotionally attracted to other women. I'd have to find a hottie then gag and bag her face so I don't have to think about her as anything other than a sex toy. Then it just loops back to why sex without a dick sucks, so why would I bother trying to fuck them in the first place?

My only real woman experiences is a quick peck by some small boney retard who mistook my jokes as an invite. And me being called out for staring at someone's tits then them asking me if I'd fuck them. Neither of which is anything to really go on

Okay femanons if you won't date other women why won't you date me? I'm not a woman

Most men have sub 7 inch penises that aren't big enough for women anyway though

But I am.
I'm trying to get with a French tomboy I know.

>t.skinnyfat above 6' user bound to be chad after training for X amount of mounths

5-7 is the ideal range depending on person. 4 is acceptable for those who just like cock. Only size queens and the inexperienced REALLY care about monster cocks. I can get off easier and faster with my 4 inch dildo while my 7 inch one is a God damn chore that requires more lube and prepping.

There isn't much feeling past about 3 inches, other than a vague "full" feeling. There's almost no nerve endings. Thickness is more important.

I have very low standards for men. Do you shower, aren't addicted to drugs, and won't beat the shit out of me? Congratulations, I might as well be sucking your dick already

You're either lying or you're a guy

You can't be single then. I've never met a woman like you in my life.

A dildo isn't a dick, you can do more angles easier a 4 inch penis would not provide the same pleasure. You see women cheat all the time for larger cocks, I have a 6 inch and it's not good enough

>Thickness is more important.

Thickness is still size, and is usually comparable to the length. I have a skinny worthless dick and so do a lot of men. What I said about size still stands, most men aren't big enough for women

Because im not sexually attracted to vagina and femininity, although I would date a cis-passing trans man if he wore a strap on dick while we are having sex

Lies. You can't be a woman because they will never think like this. Hehehehehr hehehehehr get fuck out fake fembot!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEE

I can prove one but not the other

Am I bisexual if I want a romantic relationship with another woman but no sex?

Do you want only want to fuck guys or are you just asexual in general?

good luck finding an attractive female that likes the same gender

i might be shallow to some degree, but unnatural hair colors/nose piercings/druggies aren't appealing to me and that makes up 80%? of the lesbian community as is

If women like you existed how can you explain the legions of lonely unloved men online? It's

Prove both by being my gf

You could not ghost me after a week too
But you will
Or would rather

Like, I think girls are hot, but I connect better and have more in common with guys.My friends say I have a boy's brain.

Dude here.

That choice sucks. You want to see your own seed grow up. Plus, some kids are destined to be shitbags.

Well some guys don't feel anything
My roommate in college donated
I couldn't donate mine because I feel like I couldn't go through life not caring for my own kid

A hurr

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Supply and demand. Not enough supply of us for the many of you.

>thier
But I'd date you

You are good femanon. This is the best part of my day. I hope you will get a nice loving/caring bf.(post contact info)

This is the most unnecessarily complicated way of sending nudes I've ever done.

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This is a guy, no woman would ever respond this logically to a post.

be my lesbian slam pig

It must be nice because you can just pick the best man out of all the demand and still get more than what your standard are for

I like men too, will you and your bf want to have a fulfilling triangle of love?

I could mark off getting spit roasted from my bucket list

That's typically true for most women though.

Okay cool. Let's do it then

Their. God, I don't write without a keyboard enough anymore

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I am a lesbian though.

Yes and it's not fair. I don't want to live my lonely life anymore

Is it true that girls do gay shit with each in order to calibrate their preferences in boys?

I'm opening a flood gate but
Kik: littletoebeans

I know the amount of competition I'll face and how subpar of a human I am so no way am I going to message you user, but maybe a different guy will meet your needs. Good luck anons

I too am genuinely impressed no one has messaged me yet. At worst you get more lewds

I'm not messaging another fembot just to be ghosted in a week

>even the most girly of boys don't act like women 90% of the time
You've never met an AGP tranny have you
Also, chill

All robots know there is no point I guess. Some normie-lite or lurking half-Chad will swoop in and make you ghost us all

No point in arguing then, I had my fun here. Have a good one

>At worst you get more lewds
Are you fucking with me?

Granted and I have a stock pile so I can be lazy but if I bothered proving to a bunch of anons that I'm a chick, then it stands to reason I'm at least not bullshitting on that

Alright fuck it
Can you wait until like a couple of hours?

Whenever you're available

Women are miserable, ugly cunts. Penis is all around superior and I'm turned on by the male form. Even the scent is different. Boy scent makes me wet, girl scent is repulsive.
I do question whether I'm a girlfaggot because I get aroused by traps. Something about a twinky guy who crossdresses (2D only) makes me want to tease his cock until his milk splashes onto my face. Sometimes when I masturbate I pretend I have a dick and am fucking a trap up the boipucci. And this board did this to me.
I've masturbated five times today. Twice to guro, three times to yaoi. My head hurts and my room smells like girlcum. I hate all of you. I'm glad that, on top of being a pervert, I'm at least not a lesbian.
Cute boys were made to be crossdressing twinks. I have masturbated to the thought of forcing mai husbando to wear girl panties under his regular clothes. This is you guys' fault for constantly posting trap porn.
fat. I don't know how men can fuck things like this.
No.

>three times to yaoi.
Fujoshis are hot
I'm bi and I would love to fuck a guy in front of a girl or vice versa

I didn't used to be a fujo. I used to hate yaoi. And over time more and more a temptation grew. Today I finally gave in and by god I liked it. This website fucks with people's sexuality. How can I masturbate to the thought of having a penis and fucking a femboi with it? How? My brain is screwed up now. But damn it, anime guys are hot, and two anime guys are twice as hot.

She's prime slampig material
You just don't understand like how I don't understand how anyone would like the male form let alone be attracted to it