Did I screw up already?

>polite
Do you think Chad is polite?

Just matched. What do I send her, guys

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You set it to show men because you're too much a passive bitch to be a bf.

>women care this much about mundane shit like this

"Stop eating candies! You need to lose some weight!"

100% this, I'm afraid. It made you sound desperate.

Meh. She seems chubby so I don't want to put too much effort into it

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They do when it comes to mating and relationships. No one wants someone who's gonna bend over backwards for anyone or anything.

You need to grow up then mate. You can be nice and not look like a faggot at the same time.

Really?! Wtf! Why do they make this really complicated for no reason...

Being polite isn't bending over backwards. Men aren't retarded enough to think something like that. Bending over backwards is giving all your money to an ungrateful whore.

It's not complicated at all. The rules are
>Be Chad
>Say whatever you want
Or
>Be anything less than Chad
>Pray you don't say anything that puts them off, or that they don't just so happen to get bored of you

How the fuck am I possibly being a faggot?! Didn't your parents teach you some basic manners when you grew up?!

sadly this
3+08z

>Say,
jesus fucking christ you fucking sperg. give up and fucking move on and never ever fucking say anything like that again.

I get so pissed off when you niggers try your hand at being in the wild because it never fucking works out for you and just reminds the rest of humanity that we exist. I just want to be left alone

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this desu. women love this shit for some reason.

This , and, don't underestimate how many men they have lined up. If you don't fit in a narrow bandwidth of what they want, you're out.

>t. don't even waste your time on this unnatural bullshit and become even more bitter

That may explain it... thanks for the advice pal.

...but without the exclamation points, that makes you sound too enthusiastic

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I said look, you prissy faggot. You come across like someone who's getting his first real human bean conversation in a decade and will do anything to keep it.
protip: even if it's true, don't make it obvious.

Never said it was, you also don't need to appease absolutely everyone and everything to be nice, either. Hence, the faggotry.

>i think you should lay off the Rockets

no you fucking nigger. you first fucked up at "sure! it would be my pleasure!" but then you kept fucking responding before she replied then topped it off with some aspie shit that nobody ever says in real life since 1930. just move on user fuck

"My hebrew"

Cut her head off.

>Never said it was, you also don't need to appease absolutely everyone and everything to be nice, either.
Whatever you say. If OP wasn't so polite you would still criticize him for being autistic and not interesting. It's a bunch of bullshit people are just impossible to please unless you are 10/10 rich and charismatic as fuck.

>double texting after only 30 minutes
>middle of the night

This is how I know you don't talk to women op

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I'm Israeli man...

She sent the message first and at the middle of the night! She also double texted first!

OP you could drive yourself crazy trying to overanalyze this. She probably just got bored, or had better things to do. Don't take it personally

Whats the wheel thing user?

No need to think too much about it, she went to sleep and decided to pick a more attractive guy the next day.

This. She probably sent that to a ton of guys and just stuck with the one she thought was cutest or whatever (unless it was really specific to you but even then she sent something similar). The rest of the posts on here are retarded I guarantee she didn't give a shit how polite you were.

she's fucking fine dude. why are you so picky? or are you looking for thots? cuz she seems like gf-wife material.

>girls messages first
>"Hey"
Fuck, I hate this more than anything. What the fuck, how do I direct the conversation?

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>1am
shes asleep retard

Hsjsvsisbsbs

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say "Myahoww", *sexy whistle*

>thinking people give a shit about double texting
Maybe if you send them 30 minutes apart you tard. If you type ideas as they come, I.E. you finish your first thought and quickly elaborate, no one gives a shit. Even then, i'll send a filler message afterward sometimes and get responses. Not that big of a deal.

She sent her message at 12:30

"fuck off" is what you say next.

>19

hahahahhah shes already a middle aged roastie, this is why you date 15-16 yos

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>19
>looks 35
god damn how many fucking dicks does a girl need to take before she loses her youth?

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Damn she has really beautiful white teeth

I wish I were single so I could message tinder thots

just do it anyways to fuck with them. this will 1. give you more confidence and 2. put your finger on the pulse of the thot, making you privvy to any changes in the ether. since women are so feckless and docile this will give you a head start on the next gay ass fucking fad coming for your bitch.

remember stupid fucking pic related? it would have been nice to get a head start on this so my gf at the time didnt piss me off by putting fucking shit in her hair out of the blue.

anyways its good recon user. if youre worried about your moist hole bearer finding out, just make a fake account.

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Je confirme. Tu aurais pu marquer un grand nombre de points avec elle, OP. Perds pas espoir !

>seems like gf-wife material
This guys just a 2/10 or something right no way this is a common opinion

>this how autists think
TOPKEK, sweetie stop overthinking shit.

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>tfw you always open with some obscene shit and they unmatch without responding

I've been on there a month so far, the good news is the one girl who I tried this with who didn't disconnect and actually had some banter I banged and will bang again in a couple of weeks.

It is really difficult talking to women through text though as they are not entertaining people and I don't feel like I should spend my time entertaining them in the hopes they might meet me and then we might fuck. It is easier to meet girls irl.

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Write:
>Did I screw up already?
back to her, it shows her that you're self conscious.

Yea I'm not one of those people who can make internet dating work.

U either can or u can't its pretty binary. I have never ever made anything more than a shitty hook up happen with dating sites in the past 5 years and although I'm not tall I am attractive. I just dnt kno how to make text appealing

Without a doubt she has floppy pancake tits. If you ever get her naked it's going to be a crushing disappointment, you'll regret all that time wasted

Im male, never used the app but didnt know 'hey' was bad.

>implying you could even tap that
The neckbeards are not allowed to have standards

wait you didn't edit this?

this is fantastic
waifu tier

its not a conversation starter. its a hey, here I am. woo me.

follow it up with a question, comment or really any kind of topic to talk about

>person1: Hey
>person 2: Hi
>person1:

IS FOR HORSES

Yep, you come off as a beta cuck.

>being on tinder
Fuck off norman.

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>Knowing what NOT to do with girls is autistic

Umm sweetie you're not fooling anybody we know your inexperienced

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That's right, goy. Learn her Hebrew.

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