Closet Cases

Anyone else a closet bisexual, not because you care what people think, but because you don't want to fuck men or have anything to do with the lgbt community?

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Thats called brotherhood. Nothing wrong with wanting brotherhood from your friends.

No I fap to dicks and terps all the time.

I've masturbated to a lot of yaoi but never masturbated to a real man. Never been attracted to a man or loved one either

I just ignore it cuz I can't get laid anyway...
the "B" disappears instantly if you dare to disagree with a leftcuck so you shouldn't have to worry about that shit

>bisexual
>don't want to fuck men
excuse me what

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yes

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you don't have to fuck right away user and most faggots are reasonable homos who laugh at the lgbt pedos

Not really attracted to guys irl, but I like gay porn so there must be some fag in me.

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This is probably how I am yeah. I'll fap to gay porn several times a year, once or twice every couple of months. If the opportunity to have sex with a skinny feminine twink came up I would do it, I would even try sucking a dick etc.

At the same time though, I just call myself straight because I'm probably never going to actually take any steps to make that happen. Not only is it almost never on my mind, but even when it is I just quickly and privately fap it out, the desires go away and I move on. Unless the opportunity just magically presented itself to me for no reason with no strings attached, which it won't, since I'm not physically attractive, I could easily go my entire life without ever doing anything gay besides privately jacking off to it in a way that I can take with me to the grave.

Plus, my standards for men would be extremely high. For women, I'll fuck pretty much any of them. For a man, they would have to be a very specific way for me.

You're not 100% straight, you're like 98% straight. Big deal. Give an example of the gay stuff you would fap to for a more accurate reading

>Would definitely hug a big muscular bear
>Could never have sex with another man
>Would suck my own dick if I could
>In a long, happy and loving relationship with an actual woman
It's an abstract kind of feel.

Pretty much always trap stuff. It's rarely actual man on man shit if ever, but if I do go there it's always just two really skinny white guys. Like preferably with emo hair or some feminine hairstyle like that. That's the only kind of dude I could ever see myself wanting to have sex with. And even then, it's just sexual, never romance or dating or anything like that. Even if I had a continuing fwb relationship with a guy like that I would try to keep it behind closed doors and I'd never feel the need to let anyone know about it.

Same. I thought about fucking a trap at least, but lost interest over time, glad I didn't desu lol. I would be more open about it but I don't want to attract any qt gay bois, so I go by straight as well.

Growing up I always had a negative opinion of closet cases, but now I see most of them probably just want to live the straight life because its better.

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I'm the opposite, I wish I was gay, but I'm just not. Not pas the extremely limited extent I said anyways. That could never replace women for me though. Maybe physically I could be satisfied, but mentally and emotionally I would need to have a woman in my life to be happy.

I hate women and they have brought me nothing but trouble my entire life, which is why I wish I was gay though. Not to mention I'm sure it would be much easier to have sex that way.

>Maybe physically I could be satisfied, but mentally and emotionally I would need to have a woman in my life to be happy.

Yeah fag sex seems hot, but there's something really special about girls. I think that men can be casually bi without wanting to marry or date the same sex the same way girls are, but since its more taboo guys tend to hide it. So many girls eat cunt or kiss girls but would never date one, I think we're the male version of that.

>Pretty much trap stuff. It's rarely ever man on man if ever
Reread that shit and consider psychotherapy. Maybe even try finding a guy who will come over when no one's home and ram your ass.

I'm not really interested in getting fucked in the ass. I'd fuck another dude's ass and suck a dick though. I'd try getting fucked but, I expect to not like it. I have a hemorrhoid anyways so that can't happen.

even if I did like getting fucked, I'd rather be pegged by a girl than fucked by some dude. The dudes I like have really small cute useless dicks anyways so whatever. When it comes to me being with another guy, the smaller their dick the better.

I think he means like bear on bear. Gay sex is only hot if one of the guys looks like a girl imo. Masculine men look gross in the submissive role.

I want to participate on a threesome with a qt girl and a qt twink, fucking her together and sucking him together
And kisses, lot of kisses

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