ITT:

>Enter a party
>See this

What do?

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Try to perform damage control on the astronomical amounts of spaghetti pouring out of my pockets

Say happily in the voice of my English teacher

>Hey, folks.

So Iong space robots.

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Start pelvic thrusting violently while singing the intro to evangelion

do a calm smile like an buddhist monk

Umm one large pepperoni

m.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

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WHATS UP BITCHES ITS ME THE DANK LORD

unronically celebrate because its a party with decent ratios for once

360 turn and walk out.

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i get this look even when im going to the grocery so im used to it.

360 means you would be facing them again because it is a circle brainlet.

Check if my fly is unzipped, or if I have a big fuck off jizz stain on my shirt.

>
If you did a 360 you'd end up looking the same way again you fucking idiot

your a stupid fagit

Surprise! Fufufu~

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so is this the evolution of the joke ? you pretend to be retarded and miss the joke entirely?? am i part of the cycle now? jesus christ you fags are unconscionable ball breakers.

>Push past
>Grab a drink
>Piss on couch to mark my territory

Goys its all about confidence

>everybody just standing around holding a bunch of cups
>didn't even bother getting some cheap party lights to lift the mood
>no one getting fucked up on hard drugs
Ahh sorry looks like I walked in on the wrong uhh "party", I was actually heading for the REAL party down the street, see ya later kids! Don't get "too wild" lmfao!

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Newfags detected. Leave my board.

Lol dude you're like a real life badass

"THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK"

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>h-hey guys heh...heh

this happened to me once but it wasn't as cringe cause i was the only black person in the area and the front of the house had all these douchey looking country white guys i didn't know looking at me, the back of the house had everyone i knew who cheered when i arrived though. bretty weird

break into tears, most likely

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get off my board newfaggot

ITS FLAMMENWERFER TIME

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patrician move taste, user.

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>H- Hello guys
>"Who the fuck invited you?"
>Y- You too
>360 and pace away
>spent rest of night crying and masturbating (simultaniously)

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>The fuck you looking at
>pull out the emergency whiskey bottle
Never go unprepared.

how smaIl is your dick

>turning 360 degrees in an attempt to change direction

you got your education in america, didn't you?

Sorry meant 720 im retarded

"Wtf yall looking at"
Proceed to go inside

This is kind of what happened to me in high school. First time I was ever invited to a party, it was canceled because people found out I was invited.

Fuck high school.

>>Enter a party
Not my r9k.

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Why are parties the last refuge for normalfags but they feel the need to incessantly invade our hobbies and warp them so they are more catered to them instead of us?

Slowly walk out without saying anything .

I'd look at them with the same expression and go talk with the person that invited me

Holy shit I feel the same way when I see them wearing clothes/accessories from Skate/Surf/Snowboarding/Skiing/other Action Sports and or Adventure Sports Brands/Companies when it pretty obvious they don't do any of of those activities that their clothes were made for!!!!!

LOLOL I'm here you fucking posers

>entering a party
Even if I were to somehow ascend to Chadhood I'll never go to one of those godforsaken things

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Their is no such thing as Chadhood

Chad is a fucking poser

>look at them the same way they're looking at you, maybe with a bit milder expression
>ask them "the fuck are you looking at?"
>go on about your business
the thing is to basically turn the tables and make them feel like assholes for looking you like that. of course this needs to be done without spilling your spaghetti

No the thing is to prove how cool I am and how they wish they could be as cool as I am

people telling the 360 poster that hes stupid is a part of the meme you absolute faggots

>"this will make a fine addition to my cringe compilation"

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Rip a loud and robust fart.

calling out the people that called the 360 poster newfags is also part of the meme, you brainlet

>he doesn't know that telling the people that called out the 360 poster that it is a part of the meme is also a part of the meme

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I'm not sure if you made that post in jest or not but I'll respond anyway

>the thing is to prove how cool I am
needing to prove anything=fail
cool people don't prove to others they are cool because they don't have to, they let their actions do the talking. the same way "nice guys" differ from actual guys who are nice. one talks, the other one does

We have a patrician among us.

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What's so great about parties like this in the first place? I never understood the hype around boring shit like this.

it wasnt cancelled. you were made to think it was cancelled so you wouldnt show up

Just sing this shit at the top of my lungs. youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM

If it actually happened, I'd just stare at the fucking ground or something and leave. At that point, my life would be the meme fate evidently wants it to be if it isn't already. So no point in fighting it

I never said anything about proving it physically but showing up and proving how cool I am by them looking at me.

Unironically fuck off

Pretty disgusting humor but I laughed

this is me if I were original

>tfw you have actually experienced it a couple of times

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I'd go home and get drunk there instead because even though I'm a bit of an alcoholic a few free drinks is not worth putting up with that.

>shot three asian nerds
>two plain jains
>one dork

Is that what you'll do at the party or..?

That'll be $20 + tip

>friend arranges after-prom party
>invites leftist fatty because her friends who my friend invited pressured him to do so
>leftist fatty sees that me and some of my other friends are going
>decides not to come and even convinces some of her friends not to come because she thinks we're neo-Nazis

Had a good time.

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TENNO HEIKA BANZAI! OMAE SHINE, RIAJUU

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I'd flex a 'cep and say: ''Is this good enough for a start?''

Make a stupid smile, make a peace sign, say excuse me and quickly look for someone I know.

Raise my head slightly and flash a smile. Lower my eyes and avoid getting within smelling distance while searching an empty corner of the room. Stay there looking at my phone until my S.O. decides to pick me up.

HE OPENED THE DOOR!!

>Me
>Entering a party in the first place
HAHAHA

# Filter any tripfiend
/^!/

I'm black and normies love black guys no matter how nerdy, so this would never, and has never happened to me.