200 word essay due in a week

>10 word essay due to next month
omg life is such a grind

>0,5 word essay due in next millennium
Guess I'll die

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If I can write 6000 words in a night, you can write your spec-ed essay

>1 word essay due by the end of 2050
The noose tightens

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thanks anons for giving me a laugh today

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no problem mr anime lady

>200 word
I could shit that out right now. whats it on OP we could have a go at writing it.

1 word essay due in 142 nonillion years.
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw one letter essay due bye the time the sun goes supernova
Just put me out of my misery now

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The sun isn't big enough to create a supernova

>mfw have to hand in a blank page by the time the ice caps have melted

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TFW had to write 16 pages front and back for English mock exam

>tfw finger on keyboard due by the time the universe succumbs to entropy

JUST

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>tfw I had offer my loved ones as a sacrifice and become a creature that can hand out essays after the deadline

furk that's meta

I'll do your essay for $10 user. I've got nothing better to do. Respond if you're interested.

10 dollars for 15 minutes of work sounds incredibly reasonable

>500 word finger painting due in 2 centuries
FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SICK OF THIS PRESSURE

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anons please my sides

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What's the topic?

Essays are so comfy.

Email me if you're interested and we can figure something out.
[email protected]
Also need this

>Gotta hand in my history homework before I turn 70

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> 1-week essay due in 200 word
I sleep with the death

>not recognising this meme
holy shit and i thought that im a newfag

>1 word essay due in 5 years
Might as well kill myself now

>Essays are so comfy.
I remember being taught a lot of shit, than having to write essays. The subject was history. Once you learned it and wrote the essay, get minimum passing mark, or no passing grade at all for all the "redundant" information you wrote.
My life is stressful at the moment, but certainly not as much as back then.

>20 word essay on what i did on the weekend due in tomorrow
fuck this shit so much the fourth grade is hell

>TFW I missed a Friday deadline for a summer class
>Assignment was to turn in impulsive, random firing of thought
>MFW it was assigned while we were still single celled organisms

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>Tfw I must sit down in the computer chair by the end of the multiverse
AHAGAHAHHHHHJUUUHHUUHUUCUUUUUUUHGGGGHHHH...

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I genuinely just had to write one of those fucking emails, you know the ones
>Hey [prof], I just handed in my paper (that was due forever ago) and I'm just making sure that...
UGUGUHUHUGHUHUGUHUHGUHUGHUGUHUUHGGUHUGUH I've not slept in 36 hours and yet I still have the energy to cringe at myself
How does every essay I think "will take 2 days tops" turn into 6...

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