Mire Thread

>make eye contact with her and start to make a noise to get her attention
how do u make this noise user? asking for a friend

My gf said I could have sex with any girl I wanted. I said I know, I'm a man.

like the sound you make when you're trying to attract a cat

at work today my coworker and i were banting and she called me babe and spilled her spaghetti. needless to say i was rock hard

>be me
>working out at gym
>guy and his grill walks in
>i notice grill checking me out while im doing front squats
feels good.

Whistle like a cartoon wolf

>be at gym
>never talk to anyone at gym
>two chicks are doing some lifting in same room
>make eye contact with one a couple times
>pack of loud college chads enter room
>initiate15differentcurls.png
>grab the 55lb dumbells for calf raises
>at the end of each of my sets I stand there for an extra 30 seconds
>just holding on to the dumbells
>college chad approaches
>what are you doing that for man
>working on my hair pulling forearms
>hear a massive crash
>chick I had made eye contact with dropped the bar on the lat pulldown machine
>rerack weights, shrug, have a drink of water

This happened to me about 3 months ago

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>go into store to buy present for Mother’s Day
>as soon as I walk in the qt cashier calls over her friends (one tight ass blonde adorable thing and some tall guy but I’m not gay so I didn’t really look at him
>they more me the entire time as I walk around the entire shop but too spaghetti to approach me.
>on my way out they follow me to the door and then shake their head sadly to each other that they didn’t talk to me.

>went shopping with dad, every time we go the girls at the checkout mire him hard
>same thing happens today, on way home he tells me that she was looking at me, ‘she looked straight at you twice while talking to me user’
>this entire time I thought he was getting mired but maybe I was too autistic to notice it was me instead?

>Have been lifting for a couple years
>6 months into a real cut, looking pretty good
>Older Co-workers last day
>Happen to get on elevator with her as she is leaving
>She says "I guess I can say this now because I'm leaving, but you are absolutely gorgeous, I thought you should know that"
>I smile and say thank you

I've gotten unprovoked compliments before but I've been riding that high for a couple weeks now.

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I admire you, user.

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wew, nice user

tfw u get mired so much that you can't bother recounting all the mires u get just today.

i will lift until i get this look

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Well done sir
Its okay to look at gays some of the best mirers ive ever gotten have come from the gay community. Embrace that shit

WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO

>Be the person your dog thinks you are.

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Kek

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>be me
>make this post
>That first comment

Never did any sports, feels good to be complimented as a noob lifter though.
5'8" at 170lbs.
Benching for 5 reps 155, squatting 210, pressing 105, diddly 280.

Doing jump rope, crunches, pull/chin ups on the side on offdays but I dont log those to really tell my progress the same way on lifts.

what

i knew i had this saved

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What do I do if the only mires I get are from the Gays (tm) ?

>3 weeks into no fap just to try it and see what all the fuss is about
>can literally get a hardon by just staring and imagination now
>working out pretty hard, just in the zone
>girl with her friend shows up and is doing pure ass exercises like usual
>notice her I believe staring at me through the mirror while I do curls
>finish up and go upstairs to stretch and wind down
>2 minutes later both of the girls show up and begin doing some workout within eye sight of me
>zone completely out staring at one of the girls asses, straight up eating her ass with my eyes basically
>guess she could feel it because she turns back and looks straight at me
>come back to reality and lay down just to get them off my mind and do a little ab work
>I am holding my phone up changing songs when I notice in the glare of the phone that both girls are staring right at me
>feel nervous they are going to say something to management or something i move to the other side of the gym for wind down cardio
>entire time girl with the ass keeps turning around looking at me from across the room

I'm not going to show up on Monday and be labeled a pervert am I?

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No, girls go to the gym to be looked at

Two old ladies behind me in line at an amusement park told me that I was hot and asked me if I had a girlfriend. They were both over 60 years old but you could tell they were hot when they were younger.

20 year old kissless virgin autist here. What does it mean when a girl pets your head like a dog? Been lifting and trying to get Jow Forums for 6 months now so I am thinking maybe it's a mire

dumbass, you go out with them, beat that pussy up till you're in the will and she gives you the house that she stole from the husband she divorced.

>invited to a ufc event with a couple of bros i havnt seen for almost 2 years
>i arrive a bit late and see that all my bros bought over their gf's
>tfw no gf
>one of them looks at me really weird and i ask her why she is looking at me like that
>she says i look different in a good way
>she runs off to the dining room where all the girls are
>i go to living room where bros are watching ufc
>a bit later i get up to go get a drink from the kitchen
>all of the girls are there and they all tell me i look bigger
>one of them walks up to me and starts poking my chest
>another blocks my path and does air traffic control flag signals while giggling telling me how big my chest looks
>one of my friends walks in and tells me i look like a gym rat now

felt pretty good but i still had no gf

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The membership cancellation is on it's was to your in box.

It means you're her bitch

did she stroke your arms? If so, then yes its a mire.
did she pet your head? If so, she sees you as a child.

>tfw never got a mire
WHISKEY RIVER TAKE MY MIND

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I think someone honked at me while I was riding to the gym.
I'm pretending that it was a cute girl.
Felt good.
Reflecting on the way I interpreted the situation made me laugh, too. That was also nice.
I hit a new PR for leg extension, today.
200lbs for five reps.
nbd
Took a nap and had Dino Nuggets for dinner. Today was a good day.

>mire
>she ignored the fuck out of me
These threads have gone to shit

quality shitpost

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>go to the club with 1 friend his gf(who is also my friend) and their 4 friends(all women, all look like shit)
>2 mire me all night
>30smth girl passing by litteraly pinching my arm
>tfw just went there to dance

kek

i always get mired by the life guards at my college pool but that might be because the rest of the people there are nasty old people

he made a suggestive comment to another dude and a female he saw had a lapse in focus and/or had a completely unrelated lifting session

>another blocks my path and does air traffic control flag signals while giggling telling me how big my chest looks
what the fuck
lmfao
this is so goddamn autistic
I would be dying

it's obviously satire, you brainlet

>ask girl I fucked to take me too store to buy blunt wraps
>get picked up
>she has a friend with her
>she tells me right in the car her friend thinks I’m hot and would totally fuck me
>her friend starts laughing and I ask her for her snap
Ever since I started burning and partying I’ve become the biggest chad
Huge parties mutiple girls per week
It’s so insane how I’ve gone from a depressed shell to a complete hedonist

Wtf is this shit?

>work at a boys summer camp between semesters of college
>get told by 8 year old Aryan future chads they want to be as strong as me when they grow up

T-this counts as a mire right? It's the only complements I get it has to count

being looked up to as a mighty figure is way better than a girl looking at you user, good job

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>employees followed your through store
are you sure they were mirin?

Does this counts as a mire?
Ignore my autism blease

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I'm so fucking autistic

Context please, though I assume she painted something for you?
In which case it could be mire could be her bragging skills

Women have only one power, the power of pussy. They offer you nothing, provide nothing. You don't wan't them for their conversation, you don't want them to waste your time. You must work hard on yourself, your philosophy and your game in order to get her power, all she has to do is spread her legs. It isn't their fault, but it is ours to work them right. Remember that pussy is important, but it ain't special. Mire that.

I like hanging out with my gf for more than just the sex desu

she's embarrassed about the camera bro

Nothing wrong with finding a regular girl, but you still need to turn her into a good girl. Don't let your game up, she liked you because you were a shark, so don't let her take out your teeth because she'll eventually go looking for another shark.

My gf is a Sunday school teacher who was a virgin until I took it

I am aroused

The rape allegations incoming

wtf

>things that never happened

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>be me
>swol black fitizen, slightly autistic, slightly alpha depending on your POV
>doing upper body day and db OHP
>cutie 3.14 brap hog in gymshark leggings working out next to me
>hoist my 75 lb dbs for some reps
>notice cutie has stopped working out and is fully staring
>think to myself "oh shit, did i fuck up something why she looking at me"
>finish set and go wash face cause i can feel sweat dripping
>omw to bathroom wipe nose with back of hand and notice blood
>shitshitshit
>cleanup in bathroom for a bit, no biggie just a nosebleed
>finish and head back for trap bar shrugs and bent over rows
>same cutie comes over to where I'm lifting
>"hey i saw earlier, are you okay?"
>"huh?"
>"the nosebleed, i get those sometimes too..." cute giggles
>notice she is actually talking to me
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing?
>make up some b.s about the heat making me bleed from nose when i lift heavy
>"yeah you are really strong!"
>t-thank you
>small talk for a bit, she gives me her number and says her friends have a bbq tomorrow that i should go to, she has me make a contact on my phone and says i should hit her up
>say it's okay i am gonna be working but will def be down to kick it another time
>not actually working, just scared that it escalated this fast
>mfw had a chubby the whole time i was talking to her
>mfw go home from gym and write this while wiping off tears

Why am i scared of rejection when i know it aint even the case? I just dont wanna start hanging out with her cause it will lead to me liking her, which opens me up to a lot of hurt. Is it autistic to think this way?
mfw scared to see her in gym tomorrow if i go in and she says "oh. I thought you were working user!?"

You should try and talk to them next time.

Burning?

Lifting for four months and anyone in this universe would give you a mire? Nah.

Jow Forums has warped my mind my initial instinct was to be racist. Congrats user good luck with your qt

>excuse: 'my friend's [insert event here] fell through so he was able to take the shift I was covering for him after all'
>mindset: seeing this girl is just practice/sandbox mode/creative play; the only goal is to have fun, with or w/o her.

Marijuana

Nah son, that’s your natural instinct
to be tribal. That instinct has been repressed for too long

spilled my fucking morning coffee all over the place. thanks user. hearty chuckle

This story might not quite fit here but I can't share it with anyone else so fuck it.

>start dieting and working out a couple of months ago
>been at healthy weight for a while now, no longer on a diet and just working out a lot
>sister comes around my house in tears
>we've always been massively close and this is like the first time we haven't seen each other in a couple of months
>she's in tears because her boyfriend wants "a break"
>her boyfriend is actually p cool dude imho and my sister is always fucking attention starved so I kind of sympathize with him
>despite that I still think my sis is cool too, one in a million
>or so I thought
>allow her to stay at my house for a couple days because she also needs to work on some school project and says she'll be distracted otherwise
>2 days in I find her crying again
>for fucks sake
>hug and cuddle and shit, and "listen", you know all the annoying women shit
>its alright she's my sis and I love her
>she says I look real good now
>aw shiet thanks
>cuddle some more
>she starts kissing me n my neck and literally pushes a hand down my shorts
>don't even know what to do for like 5 seconds and she's holding my dick what the fuck is going on
>push her the fuck off
>tell her to leave
>get a call the next day (4 days ago now) from my mom saying that it wasn't nice of me to throw her out
>yeah whatever
>mom thinks I'm an asshole brother to my sister and dad thinks I'm a weakling because she told them I said I "couldnt handle her" right now
>forgive her because the truth is way worse
>drop off her shit just yesterday
>saw her briefly but she couldn't even look at me
>the day I lost respect for the last girl I still respected

Should've let her suck you off before kicking her out.

>Girl asked me if I was gay when I was stepping out of my car. Told her no, and she called me beautiful.
>Two random old ladies have called me beautiful when I was at the store (different ladies, different places)
>Gay dude kept hitting on my in the gym bathroom once
>Bunch of gay dudes hit kept flirting with me when I was doing a shirtless bartending gig.

I'm beautiful apparently, so that's nice I guess.

I wish I were one of the beautiful people.

go dick her down you dumb nigger

Don’t worry, eventually it comes full circle and you will become an even more depressed shell

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For what purpose?

>at beer store
>wearing joggers because i'm a piece of shit, kinda tight around the glutes and junk
>squat down in front of the beer cooler to look at some bottles i hadnt seen before
>grab something, go to pay
>brunette kinda qt at the cash says "wow, thats impressive lower body strength"
>my absolute autism kicks in, just say "yeah?" in a kind of questioning tone
>she just says yeah back
>pay and leave
fuck lads why am i so autistic
why does this happen

Well it would make a better greentext for one.

newfag

Hadn't looked at it that way yet.

>6 months into a cut
How fucking fat were you?

Patrice, is that you?

I moved back to my hometown two weeks ago after 2 years away. 6 months ago I started lifting. Im a 5ft 5 manlet, gone from 59kg to 70kg in that 6 months. Because so short my gains look enormous. Had nothing but compliments in how much more muscular ive got and a neet friend thinks im a liar and that ive taken steroids. Feels. Fucking. Good.

Good job user

Fuck your cousin dawg.

>tfw the most qtiest of qtiest autistic qts talk to me because we speak the same language
Nothing like laughing at everything we say just because we think everything is funny

>been listening to black phillip for the last few weeks

that shit is educational

Dammit user I come to mire threads to feel good not for these feels. Best of luck though

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you're chad, yet you can't afford a car?

wtf i don't even know what to say user