How do I get a qt emo/goth gf who listens to dark weird music and likes long nightwalks ?
How do I get a qt emo/goth gf who listens to dark weird music and likes long nightwalks ?
Lucas Reyes
Daniel Kelly
tinder.
good luck.
Ian White
How do I get a Muffy gf??
Liam Wilson
Why 90% of robots want goth gf? What is so appealing about them?
I want one too
Aaron Jones
Would you be okay if she was blonde?
Isaiah Young
Do you have a time machine?
You can't.
Andrew Hughes
Do these "how do I get a X kind of gf" threads actually give any legit advice?
Ethan Brooks
Tumblr
There are bunch of wannabe goth girls like in your OP picture
Benjamin Peterson
Any other recommendations on what to do with one once you've got it?
James Anderson
the illusion that they have low standards
Hunter Ward
You're in luck, she posted her criteria.
Ethan Lopez
jump in a time machine and go back to when goths were still relevant
Colton Barnes
Start kidnapping qts that nightwalk. If you're lucky stockholm syndrome will kick in eventually.
Kayden Harris
What is she talking about? Is there something wrong with her
Landon Moore
>he didn't read Frankenstein
Angel Parker
see
also the hope that they are interesting and actual not the regular run of the mill biological automaton like most women are.
Isaac Morgan
Ask her father for permission to court her.
Zachary Jones
hold her hand and kiss her and touch her penis
Josiah Stewart
She has the face of a young boy
Eli Rodriguez
You can't. They only go for tall, muscular hip hop Chads.
Gabriel Watson
You wont for some time coming
its not trendy anymore
Nathaniel Cruz
Old school emos are the best.
Fuck you and your nu-mo roastie
Adam Roberts
I creamed one of them before in public. She was filthy. Emos are the best at sex.
Luis Fisher
Degenerate.
Go talk about you disgusting actions somewhere else.
Leave emo girls alone
Zachary Perez
Goth came way before emo dumbass.
Noah Lewis
Emos better tho.
And stop parading your E whore
Joshua Moore
Not my fault they love a good fucking.
If you wont give it to them, more emo puss for me.
Carson Howard
nah, emo girls don't exist past the age of 14 for a reason.
Asher Moore
thats scene not emo u mong
Hudson Lee
absolutely repulsive taste.
Easton Phillips
Fuck me why did i have to be born in 97 i completely missed out and all the scene/emo chicks cuz i was too young back in 07 when they were popular
Lincoln Sanchez
I'm sure you havent fucked anything
Isaiah Diaz
>I'm gonna argue about what's what
Seriously fuck off
Jordan Williams
hey man how do I use that kinda like black square text?
Thomas Brown
You sure?
I graduated with like 3
2 of which were pretty cute and one I ended up dating and buying an appartment with.
Michael Russell
You missed out of some QTs
Nicholas Bennett
What a newfag
Not original enough
Ayden King
That's why they're so damn sexy.
Aaron Ross
Disgusting pedophile
Burn in hellfire
Leo Bailey
where is my avril lavigne gf
life is so cruel lads
Juan Kelly
oldfag here, 30 and still pining for the days of qt emo girls. nothing like it since. the Tumblr ones now aren't the same, it's not a philosophy to them but a fashion statement.
Justin Gonzalez
Emo was the gayest shit ever and I'm glad it's dead
Jace Brown
wish for one every night and the gf fairy will come to you in your sleep
Juan Ramirez
is it just me or muffy's curiouscat answers aren't showing up?
the page went from 612 to 617 just moments ago, but the last answer is from it was still at 612
Hudson Hernandez
Make an account on Fetlife and go to local kink events and goth nights.
That said, FROM A LOT OF EXPERIENCE. Goth girls tend to be extremely obnoxious, are massive fucking dramacows and are pretty much always your typical unhinged Tumblrina SJW and this is coming from someone who is /leftypol/ and actually thinks patriarchy is a real damaging thing.
They're also almost always Polyamourous... but not for you, only for them, get ready to get slapped at the next goth night in front of everyone and have her yell at you for being a traitor and a sleezeball if you dare sleep with any other woman in your "polyamourous" relationship, while she fucked half the guys in that club in the past month.
Goth clubs are actually pretty fun for this reason tho. They're literally like a hilarious Telenovella come to life.
Connor Martinez
Interesting, they don't show up for me either.
Justin Johnson
You don't get a gf from tindr, it just gives you access to places and people with other, more desirable females that you can eventually hook up with.
It's a numbers game.
Xavier Murphy
Unfortunately, this.
I miss the times when I could hang out at a mall and mingle with the grunge/goth qts that wore converse high tops and plaid around their waists, now I hardly see a girl that isn't wearing a hair bun or flip flops while sipping out of a starbucks cup and posting their food to instagram, not to mention most of them are so extraverted and loud that it's just impossible to talk to them.
How do I go back, guys?