Self grooming thread

Period blood isn't just blood, it's also the entire uterine lining falling off

Is that really bad though? Can you get sick from it even when she doesn't have any disease?

Louis Cuck King said it best when he pointed out that 20 year old kids are fucking pussies, "just fuck her in her period hole"

You would have to be a colossal queer to be bothered by period blood during sex

>shower
Randomly
>brush teeth
Randomly
>shave
Haven't shaved since December
>get haircuts
Haven't had one since late 2016
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
No. I like my hairyness
>change your bedsheets
I sleep on the floor

you are a wizard harry

This is going off since I quit my job am have been living the /comfy/ NEET life for about two months
>shower
two to three times a day, basically whenever I wake up and in the evening, but occasionally once or twice more if I feel itchy and dirty
>brush teeth
whenever my breath starts stinking and my mouth feels dirty, about every four days
>shave
I did it at the beginning of the month because I fucked up trying to trim my beard for the first time, not planning on doing it again for some time.
>get haircuts
last one I got was in February, not planning on paying on one for some time, I'll cut the hair whenever it grows to agitate my eyes
>manscape
never did it before February
>change your bed sheets
used to do it weekly, but I stopped. I really should do it I have blood on one end of my bed and I haven't done it since I had my job.

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Bumping origuhsgsgahbdkd

>shower
Every day, or every other if I didnt workout that day
>brush teeth
Like 4 times a week, but I dont drink / eat high sugar diet
>shave
tfw babyface, once every two weeks about
>get haircuts
Once every two months
>manscape
Never
>change bedsheets
Once every month or two

>How often do you:
>shower
4days on average
>>brush teeth
twice a day, sometimes 3
>>shave
twice a week
> get haircuts
fix my shit up (neck) every week home cut, barber cut once a month
>manscape
every week or two
>change your bedsheets
you got me here, once a 2 months at home, never in a 2 years at wagecuck hideout

>shower
Before work
>brush teeth
Never
>shave
2 weeks
>haircut
1-4 times a year
>manscape
Let the jungles grow, or rather let whatever weeds that pop up on my numale wasteland to stay.
>bedsheets
2-4 times a year

>shower
every day
>brush teeth
twice a day
>haircuts
every 4 weeks
>manscape
genitals and armpits every day - the rest once a week

...

>change bedsheets
absolutely never

shit i think didn't make it, boys

>fix my shit up (neck) every week home cut, barber cut once a month
Are you black? No h8 intended, just curious

>shower
daily
>brush teeth
twice a day
>shave
i dunno, whenever i find it necessary, which is about once or twice a week
>get haircuts
long hair don't care
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
nobody's gonna see my genitals anyway so...
>change your bedsheets
once a month or so, but i shower before going to bed everyday so they don't go dirty so fast

>shower
every 2-3 days, wash armpits, crotch area and face every day
>brush teeth
2-3 times a day
>shave
weekly
>get haircuts
when needed, like twice a year
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
twice a week
>change your bedsheets
weekly

Im Slav, but my neck is hairy like a neanderthal.

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>shower
Relative.Usually once in 2 weeks
>brush teeth
Daily
>shave
When im bored
>get a haircut
Once in a year
>manscape
Every 2 weeks
>change bedsheets
Every week

>shower
every 2 or 3 days, but i'll go back to daily I promise
>brush teeth
once a.. week or something
>shave
like once a month
>get haircuts
every 6-8 months
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
shave my armpits every month or so
>change your bedsheets
every 2 weeks if I remember

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also I'll add this to the list, because everybody seems to find it weird
>Cut nails and toenails
Once every 1-2 months

Daily
Daily
Daily
Twice a month
Monthly
Weekly

Serious question for people who shave or trim their body hair: when did you come out to your parents and what was it like?

Hi grug, how's the cave paining going

>shower
daily
>brush teeth
no need, composition in my saliva kills nearly all micro-organisms making me imume to herpes and microorganisms causing Toothache
>shave
once every 2 weeks
>get haircuts
also once a month, currently growing out my hair
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
nope
>change your bedsheets
also once a week

im currently also going pro ana, much to the dismay of my parents because they are a bunch of fat slobs and pigs with no redeeming qualities, but they can't stop me because i moved out.

>shower
every 3 days
>brush teeth
Twice a day
>Shave
Every day
>haircuts
Every 5 years
>Manscape
Never
>Change bedsheets
when I can feel the dried cum

How often do you:
>shower
daily, but only wash my hair 4 times a week
>brush teeth
after every meal
>shave
once every 3 days
>get haircuts
whenever i feel like i need one, usually my bangs need a trim every 2 weeks
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
shave everything
>change your bedsheets
once every 3 days

>shower
every other day
>brush teeth
never
>shave
everytime I shower
>get haircuts
never
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
everything everytime I shower
>change your bedsheets
never, there's still a little bit of pee on mine from months ago

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Why do you do some things obsessively and regularly and literally never do other things?

How often do you:
>shower
every fortnight
>brush teeth
one a week maybe less
>shave
when it gets too unmanageable
get haircuts
>last year
>manscape
never
>change your bedsheets
once a every 3 months

I don't like when my hair is dirty or when I smell bad, and body hair makes me feel itchy.

>shower
once or twice a day
>brush teeth
once or twice a day
>shave
once a week
>haircuts
every 6 weeks
>manscape
every 6 weeks
>change bedsheets
every 2 weeks

I'm disgusted by you all.

Shower - every 2-3 days or when needed. Like if I've been sweating a lot.
Teeth -once. Maybe forget sometimes
Shave - never
Haircuts- never. Just trim myself
"Female equivalent- mostly never
Change sheets- every other Might forget sometimes and that's not a huge deal to me desu

t. Eternal boomer

no

it smells really disgusting though but it's not a bother if you just fuck in the shower

But you dont mind your mouth smelling and your teeth being sticky, or sleeping in a puddle of your own piss and microbe impregnated sheets?

2-3 times a week
When my mouth feels shit
Never
1-2 years
Never
Can't remember last time

>shower
daily
>brush teeth
two or three times a day
>shave
every 3 days
>get haircuts
once every 20 days
>manscape
after getting a haircut
>change your bedsheets
no idea, my maid takes care of that stuff

What's your net worth?
Originalnhagdgsg

>My maid
I meant my parents' maid
My mom doesn't work and my dad makes the equivalent of $20k/month (he's an anesthesiologist)

>daily, sometimes in the morning, sometimes in the evening
>2x a day
>when necessary
>hardly ever, i have shoulder length hair
>when necessary
>once a week/two weeks

>your mouth smelling
Mints
>sleeping in a puddle of your own piss
I said it was just a little bit.
Also who the fuck has sticky teeth

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>Shower
Every 2-3 days unless i have to be somewhere
>Brush teeth
Usually only once per day
>Shave
i dont really fully shave but i keep it trimmed and usually tend to it about once a week (my facial hair grows pretty slow though so this is perfectly fine)
>Haircuts
Maybe 3 times a year. I need to do it sometime this week.
>Manscape
About every month
>Change bedsheets
Every week to 2 weeks. Depends how dirty they get.

>shower
when my hair gets greasy and my scalp starts itching
>brush teeth
when my breath smells bad
>shave
once every few weeks
>get haircuts
never
>manscape
when i notice i start to sweat on my pubic hair i trim it, never shave chest armpits or anything else are you a fucking woman or trap?
>change your bedsheets
once every 8 months (never get dirty or stained)

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>shower
twice a week probably
>brush teeth
twice a month
>shave
once a mont
>get haircuts
every week because I buzz it myself
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
shave balls, trim chest armpits and pubes
I didn't know this was a thing
>change your bedsheets
probably like last year

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>shower
once a day
>brush teeth
once or twice a day
>shave
every 3/4 days
>haircuts
every 5 weeks
>manscape
every 2 months
>change bedsheets
every 3 weeks

>shower
Daily
>brush teeth
Daily
>shave
Once a week
>get haircuts
It's been years
>manscape (or the female equivalent)
No
>change your bedsheets
Every couple weeks