Greentext your experiences with craigslist casual encounters...

>making a m4w posting hoping women will actually respond
>actually believing this is viable for anybody except the chaddest of chads
where do you think you are

i'm not chad at all but i'm also not an ugly autist. pretty average. but i had some luck there

>look at me im chad i'm a homo on the homo website i dont know how to find someone to do homo shit without the gay website and sometimes i spread my disease to women so the people that arnt homos get my homo disease too that god intended to kill me with for being a homo and not them
u mad bro?
fucking die or pay more taxes faggot

If I think back on it I could do the math but it's in the mid-20s of number of kids I got, that I know for sure. The women, they were a pretty even mix. Some were gross, some just average but almost none were hot.

I could greentext it but there's not a ton to it. I just offered to do my part of having a kid and it was almost always lesbians interested. It wasn't like I was swimming in pussy or had women lining up to fuck but over the years that I did it there were enough. It helped that I live in a pretty big city so big population. The usual arrangement was we'd meet and figure out if they were ok with me to be the father, we'd get tested so no STDs, then figure out their cycle so we could try to get her knocked up.

Not implying at all friend. I'd recommend it to any robot, if craigslist still worked for it.

wow you're super upset now. not gonna even read all your ragetext

lol then why did you even do it? i responded to a couple of the those ads but then always were gross so i didn't bother. did you give them your real name/number or anyway to find you? i'd be worried about child support. do you still have contact with them or the kids? tell me about the sex. greentext that shit, this is interesting. lol why would you want to knock up a gross lesbian?

>lol then why did you even do it?

Despite the situation I'd say I quality as a robot so it was like the equivalent of an occasional visit to an escort. Definitely not as hot as an escort but with the impreg kink added which I liked. I never used my real name and had a throwaway email, etc entirely because like you said I was worried about child support. I have the contact info of most of them but only keep contact with a couple. Almost always the sex wasn't good and only getting it over with. Not always like that just like it wasn't always lesbians but we're talking 9/10 times.

>In communication with a girl, she lets me know when the rigtht time in her cycle is
>Plan to meet up, usually at her place
>Sometimes hang out for a bit sometimes just get right down to business
>Either partially or fully undressed and get into position
>No intimacy, little contact, not even talking
>Slide it in and just hump away till climax and fill her up
>Settle down after that, might hang out some more or might just leave

It's hard to generalize because no two women were the same but that's usually how it went. Some exceptions but most of the time it was just the act of sex if that makes sense. Not us having sex just me using her body to cum in it as impersonal as that sounds.

For me that was enough but I can get why it might seem unsatisfying or boring.

How many did you fuck and how many kids you think you have? Do you ever stalk their social media to see? I would have said some nasty shit while I filled them up

I've always wanted to do something like this. The idea of having a massive amount of children is amazing to me.

>post ad looking for GF when i was 25
>get big tittied white girl respond
>fuck her on first date
>relationshit for 16 months
>regularly fuck her big titties and call her a slut while i creampie her

>post ad looking for kinky femdom bitch
>24yo white girl responds and dominates me for an afternoon
>loses interest in me and doesn't want to do it again
>i really fucked this up looking back on it
>another early 20s mixed mexi/jap chick responds
>go out dancing (normally would never do this) and make out on dance floor, felt kinda cool for once
>eat her pussy and fuck her a couple times
>she tell me i have small balls WTF

>respond to black girls ad looking to watch movies
>spend night watching B horror movies and feeling her titties
>fuck her and cum on her face

>respond to ad from girl wanting to play around in car
>big fat black 18yo virgin
>get blowjob in car
>fuck her in her dorm room a few times
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>meet young chubby mexican chick at casino
>make out and get way too sexual in casino hot tub until security stops us
>meet her another time and she gives me like 5 awesome handjobs one night
>wants to finger my asshole but i say no
>doesn't want to meet again because i'm "selfish"
>match with her on tinder 3 years later
>doesn't remember me
>meet her at chic fil a but she's way too fat now so i ghost her

>meet chubby white girl who wants to smoke weed
>hang at her place and watch movie
>says lets go to bed and i get in knowing we aren't really gonna sleep
>grind on her until shes clearly horny and fuck
>cum on big titties
>meet again and see that her sister is way hotter
>find out her ex-bf who she just broke up with is a cop
>keeps trying to get me to come back over with more weed but i'm paranoid now

>post valentines day ad
>meet 18yo chubby latina and fuck a couple times

>meet weird nerd girl and fuck
>comdom broke (only time this ever happened)
>get plan B pill
>she keeps freaking out texting me she doesn't believe in abortion
>im getting freaked out
>never hear from her again

>meet fat older lady who just got divorced
>likes being called a slut
>fuck on first meeting and kinda regret it
>never meet again

>post m4w ad
>within minutes get responses from gay guys begging to suck my dick

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I said before but it was upper 20s number of fucked, and mid 20s at least of kids. I occasionally get in a reminiscing mood to see what I can on social media. I could have said nasty shit but I wanted it to be a repeat thing. Not like they get pregnant from one fuck.

I recommend it if you want it, I was and am a robot and you don't need to be Chad to pull it off. I was never dating these women or even spending much time with them. I just could pull off looking decent enough and passing a health check so they never rejected me when it came to having no personality or game. And it's a special kind of feel getting to seed so many pussies even if the women and the sex wasn't good.

Only thing is now with craigslist gone it's not as easy to do. There are other ways and other sites but it's not the same.

>drunk as shit and depressed
>browsing craigslist personals
>feeling super nihilistic, call up a guy
suck his dick, 69 him for like an hour. neither of us cum.

my one and only gay experience. 3/10 wouldn't repeat

>other ways and other sites
such as?

post pics of the lesbians and the kids

Using other parts of craigslist but changing the language and offering it as a service rather than an obvious hook up. Doublelist and Casualx are other sites. It doesn't work as well as Craigslist I think but it's better than nothing.

That seems like a very stupid idea, even being anonymous.

>Suddenly real horny
>Want to suck a dick or jerk one off
>jerk off while looking for ads then cum
>Suddenly urge is gone and I am extremely disgusted

Why does this happen?

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doublelist has no real ads in my city even though we have 500k+ people. what's casualx like?

have you met any of the kids? do they know who you are? you should wait until they're all 18+ and go on Dr. Phil or some shit

That's what I'm saying, the game has really died down with craigslist closing that part. I've put a rest to doing it for awhile until something else good comes along. But if you can find another way I say go for it if you're a robot, why not?

I have met only a couple of the kids because of repeat situations but they were still very young so I don't think they would register who I am. To be honest once the kids reach 18 I wouldn't mind being in their life. I wouldn't mind it before then but not worth the risk. The idea of getting to have gatherings though with my kids is a possible something to look forward to.

i would expect some of them hate you, some not care to know you, but maybe a few would want to given you have 20+

Damn dude I can't decide if you are more sad or angry

If any want to that would be fine by me. If it weren't for risk of child payment I'd be happy to be involved in their lives. But then their mothers wouldn't want that.

have any tried to get you to pay child support? are they aware that you gave fake name? didn't your medical report have your name?

meh I used it to have user sex with a few ladies and a dude.
now that it is gone I realize I had more fun chatting with people (once I found a real person) sifting through all of the bullshit spam and all that.

sad that it is gone now, I still have a regular bootycall retained but her face is really really bad with adult acne and she is a little overweight but not landwhale of course.

Some tried to find out about me but I was always super fucking careful about that. Others could have tried as well but I don't think they found anything because I haven't been slammed with child support yet. The ones who learned of me using a fake name we reached an understanding because they knew how it was. Same with the health tests, I took out any pertinent info. If they didn't accept anything with the situation then we wouldn't have done it. Over the years some did back out or not go through with it but it was never over me taking steps to hide my identity.

Used it a few times
>Most guys, basically no women
>whatever
>meet one guy that dresses like a girl
>short, phillipino, long hair, etc
>meet up
>get in the back of his car
>basically immediately unbuckles my pants and starts sucking mah penis
>fuck his ass hard and he moans around, I'll pull his hair and stuff, choke him some
>cum in his ass
>go home
>never had to reciprocate
Wasn't too bad.
Not much women on it where I live tho.
Better off going to the bar or something, or a club

>does Jow Forums know you fucked flandre?

Basically no women or actually no?

what the fuck, i had no idea casual encounters was being closed down.. i liked reading the non sexual stuff on there, like people looking for strangers they had a brief connection with, and the people searching for past friends and such that they lost contact with. i'm sad about this

> craiglist

I dont want to get beheaded user

missed connections is still there

Some kind of heading at least lol

>from the looks of it there will not be any good replacement in the foreseeable future.

It's called doublelist

are you serious? doublelist is worthless

I've already met up with 3 people. It's probably useless for finding women though if that's what you're looking for.

lol yeah that explains it. sometimes i wish i was gay

It's pretty easy to start user, just buy a dildo

i don't actually want to. i just mean i wish i could get sex as easily as gay guys can

You can too with this one simple trick:

Become gay

will that help me fuck vaginas?

You asked for easy sex, you didn't specify the need for it to be PiV.

well now im specifying

Too late, you made your wish. I don't grant infinite wishes. I guess you'll have to try your luck with the monkey's paw

where do i get monkey's paw?

you can probably find one on craigslist

Not anymore now with how it is

>be heterosexual f
>bf cheats on me with a tranny
>decide to break up but he instead nags me into agreeing to a threesome to "make it up" to me
>he gets on CL and basically only responds to dudes in wigs and dresses
>tells me i can watch him fuck a he/she
>nope.exe
>while trying to break up with him again, i make my own half assed ad
>a 6" somewhat built jock with 8.5" cock (3 inches bigger than bf) responds
>trade emails and eventually spill about the whole situation
>he gets raging mad at bf
>he convinces bf to let him come over
>guy arrives in a terrible wig and dress
>bf is disappointed but apparently has no fucks to give as long as he can put his peen in a man's ass
>get to bedroom
>guy tells bf to sit down in a chair; me on the bed
>pretends to give bf a lap dance and strips down to tank and shorts
>bf is too horny to think
>guy walks over to me, kisses me and tells bf to enjoy the show
>bf, dick in hand: wut
>guy whips out dick and tells bf to enjoy watching him fuck his gf
>bf tells him to get out
>guy laughs at bf all the way out the door about how he's a closeted tool
>bf gets enraged to tears at being humilated by a bigger better man & finally decides to break up after whining about it for two days
>later met dude for drinks and some appreciative 69ing
>kept up with him for a few months before losing my phone

I consider myself really lucky to have my only CL experience be a white knight instead of a serial killer.

why would watching him fuck another freak make it up to you?

My ex was a narcissist who was quite incapable of empathizing with anyone but himself. He was basically just trying to turn a "bad" situation into a good one by proposing some degeneracy like that.

so you arranged for the guy to emasculate him? why not just fuck the dude right there in front of him?

Well, the guy came up with it and I just rolled with it because, why not, he cheated on me. We probably would have fucked if my ex didn't get so bitchy about seeing a bigger cock than his near his gf. But in the end, the way things went down was better because if CL dude didn't repeat his line to him, ex would have thought it would have been fair game for us to continue dating while he brings home trannies to bang.

so the CL dude came over under an arrangement to just fuck the dude and came up with this idea totally on his own? that's pretty balsy

Interesting story but I can't help but think you both were idiots. I liked the random chad though.

Yeah, he was just really bothered about my ex's douchebag attitude about him cheating. He sent my ex googled trannies and of course he fell for it because he doesn't want to lose a chance to get laid by being doubtful.

Eh, I was young and trying to be open to new things. Or at least see how they would play out of if I kept an open mind.

more than ballsy desu

Anything below Chad might as well be an ugly autist in the eyes of women

>Post ad after ad
>No responses, just bots
>Decide one day to write the most obnoxiously arrogant and dump post I can think of
>Dozens of responses from real women offering themselves up

I fucked a 6' tranny whos last name was literally "Tallman"

we did some other nasty stuff that night too.

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show us your post

just fucking chill
it's all good bro we love you

Tallman the tranny?

Nice LARP barren lezanon

>proper dating sites
>those two
no

Oh and before anyone wonders there are none, and never have been.

Most legit experience in this thread.

No larpo friendo, don't need to be some Chad to pull it off.

Your bf was a weirdo but you're still a fucking skank