Which one are you, Jow Forums?

Most pol users are fraud and jacked because we are not beta losers
Also starting 300k a year and fucks different pussy every night. Fact

The DYEL but more positive. I used to lift and got injured too severely to continue. I try to give everyone good advice and encourage positive mindsets in people

What insecurity

>>(you)

None of these. I'm primarily a calisthenicsfag dexxmaxxer.

I am so sorry user.

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You do realise pol is the most beta board since 2016 right? Its worse than r9k in terms of virginity and chadness

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The functional, but supplements are my shit bro.

kek, a lot of ((((functional)))) fat fucks on this thread, remember those are the people that give you advice on Jow Forums, they are the people spreading memes like "you need to build a strength foundation first" or "strength = size"

You need a hearty dose of SS + GOMAD

t. pic related

Daily reminder that there's a /leftypol/ transplant on Jow Forums who hangs out in these threads and samefags to try and create the illusion of consensus

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dudebrah pretty much nails it

The DYEL.
I only come here to spread misinformation and start arguments with retards.

The beta-ness of Jow Forumstards never ceases to amaze.

Thanks user, but I've made my peace with it long ago. Im still the kind of person I can admire and there's so much in life I can still enjoy

This one

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This

The Jow Forumstard is definitely the cancer that is killing Jow Forums.

"Nah brah it's all a conspiracy designed to be against me" - every Jow Forums user ever

Normie dudebrah and proud

A bit of fuctional, never gonna make it.

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Jow Forums

functional

hybrid of functional and dudebrah. I lurked misc but never posted

I honestly dont know what i am.
>Old /b/tard circa 2008
Never done Jow Forums because wasnt a lardass got married had kids migrated to Jow Forums got fat
Now here on Jow Forums though im not a storm faggot and dont have the genes of a demigod.

The never gonna make it

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a little bit of dudebrah, a little bit of functional.

None of the above, closest to dudebrah but I try to be balanced.

Right between dudebrah and never going to make it. Some of the stuff hits a little too hard.

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a functional dudebrah t b h d e s u

>never gonna make it
>can't even bench 1pl8 after months of lifting

it hurts brehs

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This

Stay völkisch

So, the Jow Forumstard?

>master race
>misspells own graphic
hmmmm

Dude you're fine
It took me two months and now I'm at a plate and a half 4 months later.
You'll make it

Depends on what you call "months". Pretty normal to not reach it in 3 months.

it took me 3 years to bench one plate

kek the functional is very accurate to me except im not quite that much of a sperg

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I'm literally not represented at all there.

The never gonna make it but with a better attitude, I accept my mistakes and try to learn from them

The funcitonal

>is clinically obese on the BMI scale
>mfw

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You are either grill, didn't eat enough, are underageb& or didn't put in nearly enough intensity.
I don't mean that in a bad way, lmao1pl8 is still impressive to the average person.

None. Feels good.

>hates everyone and everything, but hates himself the most
feelsbadman

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Jow Forums is the cancer that's killing Jow Forums in general

Dudebrah brah.

But what’s the point?

God I miss when Jow Forums was just a place to shitpost and talk to strangers from all over the world. Now it is pretty much about activism. The Chanology shit ruined everything.

never-gonna-make-it reporting in

the never gonna make it

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Don't really fit anywhere 100 %. I'm a recovering fatty who wants to better himself, has made decent progress so far and mostly lurks.

To make Jow Forums into a lefty onions paradise

mix of functional dudebrah and poltard haha

Gee, summer sure is coming in hot

>when I read the functional

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Mix between brah and functional
>found Jow Forums through misc around 2011/12
>does cardio
>terrible squatter
>deadlift 550 but still think I'm quite weak
>go raving and drink a lot, play rugby
>was fat and got bullied as a child

Based haha poster.

mostly dudebrah cept im doing ppl and skipping legs. also no fucking cardio in the gym, i have a nice park nearby

>the functional

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something between dudebrah and never gonna make it

Combo of functional and dudebrah

Functional dudebrah without homosexuality checking in

>tfw never gonna make it

I swear, I’ll make it one day!

>tfw dyel masterrace

Fuck all of you you tryharding faggots

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never gonna make it + dudebrah
>got into misc and Jow Forums because i'm an aussie cunt and heard about zyzz
>didn't lift back because i was in HS and didn't want to injured myself + did tons of x country. attained skinny abs.
>started lifting when i started uni.
>kind of made it after first year
>now i'm a couple years into uni and busy with shit and only motivated when i have time off work and school
yeah shit's tough. i'm back to being a skinny bitch.

What category do you fit in if you do weightlifting as an actual sport and regularly compete, but are weak and shit and can't even snatch 100 after a year of trying

>tfw a mix between functional and dudebra
>tfw stuck here since 2009/2010ish
>tfw I still didn't make it
Also, I lift for girls and mostly 2D girls.

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The functional

Functional, except can't squat a plate yet.

delete functional

Reported you cuck

im glad im none of these faggots, or one like you, OP.

>Announcing reports
uh oh..

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Holy crap, the never gonna make it is me in every single point

I’m closest to dudebrah except 6’2 and around 180-185

>Saying this
>Samefagging

Not even a Jow Forumstard but you're obviously reddit

I can barely lift 1plate on smith while I can do 3 sets of 7 reps on barbell. Is it the angle bros or what the fuck?

Video

The functional. All in all, I'm not upset by this.

i didn't eat enough, was very young adnnwas a stick to start with. with all this i think my main problem was intensity. i just really never get it my complete all. hit 1 plate like 6 months ago when I decided to just go hard properly. im benching 85 kgs now :)

kek the dudebrah is me to a tee

Functional but replace powerlifting with Olympic weightlifting.

between dudebrah and functional I guess.

Pic related

Also, OP forgot:
>The kid
>Found Jow Forums by following reddit and facebook memes
>Every present
>Mid to late teens
>Usually white
>Insecure as fuck
>Thinks he is literally better educated on fitness than any expert because memes and wikipedia
>Follows e-celebs
>Will believe even obvious juicemonkeys are natty as long as they claim so
>Falls for shitposting and trolls, will believe anything because "They're Anons like me, why would they lie?"
>At least bi-curious due to teenage hormonal balance and a board full of pictures of naked men
>Always looking for a magic bullet that will give him more gains than conventional lifting
>Makes Bruce Lee and "Strength without mass" threads

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>Anyone who disagrees with me is /leftypol/
Does a /leftypol/ even exist?

Functional Dudebrah with a splash of DYEL

they do some entertaining things every so often
they sure are annoying, though

It does exist, but how much is actual lefties and how much is just regular Jow Forums larping and fucking around with people? We'll never really know.