Tfw you cant go five mintues without complaining about jews or your narrow wrists and small stature

>tfw you cant go five mintues without complaining about jews or your narrow wrists and small stature

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>growing big cock fetish
>start jelqing
>been years and ive already gone through most of the jelqing gains and havent even grown one inch
>will never have a monster cock
feels bad dudes

in b4 a bunch of american children
reply to the op with (((((((JJJJJOOOOOOO)))))) and dump their hitler reaction images

jews took my foreskin and I want it back

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Just cut it off and swallow it dude no one gives a fuck

I wonder (((who))) could be behind this post.

does anyone know if it bad idea to jerk it while fasting

dont post pics of me

see
and try to be more original you single celled organism

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>tfw can't go 5 minutes without thinking about her

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There's a Kids in the Hall skit about that.

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give in to your faggot desires, blowjobs will be way better than hers

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>you lose 77% of sensation in head of penis acter circ.
audience starts nervous laughing

(((You)))

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the absolute state of Jow Forums

>user, you know the rules

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What if I don't care about blowjobs? What if I prefer face-to-face vaginal sex with someone I think is pretty and that I care about, my strong tall body fully in contact with her soft curvy petite frame, feeling her full breasts pressing against my chest, and kissing her deeply while we engage in intercourse? Can't do any of that with another dude.

she's gone because you're not good enough.

beta

>did jelqing like 7 or 8 times in my life
>grown half an inch to a total of 8 inches
Lol

>5'10
>god tier frame
>god tier jaw
>8 inch girthy wang

>autist
>wide hips