Low Carb Breakfasts

Normally have 3 Weet Bix with no milk for breakfast, but starting a cut soon and I don’t want to be having 33gs of carbs barely before the day has even started.

Anyone got low-effort breakfasts with low carbs? Preferably something Australian.

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>eating weet bix without milk
wtf is wrong with you? unless you're using honey

Heaping spoon of peanut butter with a glass of whole milk

I thought it was retarded until I tried it.

I like it better.

eggs

>without milk

do you still put it in a a bowel and use a spoon to eat it dry? or do you just eat it like a granola bar

Good idea but not really low effort

HOW IS BOILING FUCKING EGGS A LOT OF EFFORT?!

I eat like a granola bar but over a plate/bowl because there’s a shitload of crumbs

hm ok. I have weet bix right now but I never tried it without milk. Seems like an easy snack

>3 weetbix

true aussie kids do 4

dries out your mouth and gets gunky in your teeth

Crazy cunts

This shit dries your mouth out on the first bite. Have it with greek yoghurt or something, Jesus fucking Christ.

>dry weet-bix

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Can’t be fucked washing it up and all that

Anyone know something I can just eat?

Im in the same boat.
Bought a roast beef sliced the fucker up into sizzle steak cuts and am going to have beef and eggs.
>3weetbix without milk, fucking madman.

Whole zuccini raw.
You can also practice your technique while your at it

Eggs mate are the best mate. Put eggs in your kettle and hit boil. Serve.

You know how I know you don't eat 3 fucking dry weet-bix? Try eating one and report back to this thread you larp. Fuck off that is your daily routine. I'm actually lmao'ing at the thought of you sitting there trying to swallow the Sahara desert itself for 20 minutes every morning, making that smacking sound with the roof of your mouth because your body physically cannot generate the needed saliva, thinking that there has to be more to life than this.

Apparently OP is beyond salvation and too retarded to literally boil water and put something inside for a set amount of time

kek'd,thanks m9

It's not that hard dude, I'm not him but on occasion I've eaten one dry just for a lazy snack.

Im struggling with it. You dont evwn need to wash the pot you boil the egg in you just tip the water out and refill it the next time you use it. Get an egg cup and a teaspoon and your done. Less fucking dishes than weetbix unless your eating them dry like a lazy pleb.

a glass of water

You will force yourself to eat dry weetbix if your a fat lazy cunt thats literally too lazy to do the dishes that you make by eating them with malk.

Even 100% laziest case scenario you'd still expend less effort running the weetbix under the tap vs eating them dry.

Celery sticks with peanut butter

Fucking kek.
That image of lardass OP running his 3 weetbix under the kitchen tap and stuffing them into his gob while holding back tears for how pathetic he is.

It is easy, you just don't shove an entire brick in your mouth, break/bite a single one in to multiple smaller pieces and eat it quickly. You can speed up this process with a glass of water.

t. Just tried it and managed it

Eggs and bacon on bread?

I weigh 64kg

Starting to get obese, you’re right

I remember how they used to advertise cricketers and other "athletes" eating 7-9 a day. Always thought it was bullshit.

Fuck off, I'll webm myself eating weetbix dry. Shits easy as.

>eating food in the morning
Just brew a cup of black coffee.

Underrated

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>breakfast
Never going to make it