I need to learn how to dance in a club within 10 Hours, as long as i dont make myself look like a retard im 100% going to loose my virginity. 20 YO kissless virgin.
Feel free to give me any advice on my first time. She thinks im atleast a bit experienced. Used to fap 5+ times on weekend days, but timing is perfect, nofap since 6 Days (exam vacation)
Move with the music and imagine no one is looking at you. If you get lost, copy the moves of others around you.
Get her really drunk so she wont notice. Or take mdma so that you wont care how shit your dancing is.
Watch other people
Honestly there are two options:
1. If you're half movement savvy just get a few drinks in and try to enjoy, keep a smile on and just have fun. Copy some peolpe around, don't get too ridiculous.
2. Just go ahead and say something along the lines of "honestly I'm a shit dancer and I was counting on you to teach me"
I fucking hate dancing, man. It feels so awkward and unnatural for me.
Recently I was out drinking with a French actress I had met at work, to my surprise she was not only interested in me but ordering shots and the like - it was clearly going to go somewhere.
Eventually we meet a couple at a bar and they said they are about to go to a club, and now this chick wants to go and dance.. I thought fuck.. I'm done for, I even tried to bail because I couldn't be bothered walking further from the closest train station only to have to walk back at 3 or 4am.
Turns out the chick we had met forced me to dance and I was drunk enough that I kind of almost didn't look like an uncoordinated person who disliked electronic music, ended up kind of, sort of dancing with the french chick, and later on everything worked out.
My tips would be to drink a few drinks (don't go overboard, just get loose) and look around you at what others are doing, look like you're having a reasonable time and mainly move your legs and throw in more upper body dancing if that feels natural to you after.
Knee bobbing and reload animations seems to work for me
>reload animations
for pseudo autism like us, a small amount of drinks and a lot of shutting your brain off works. Follow the beat
You will blow your load while grinding.
Just dab on her
Oh and when dancing with her put your hands first on her arms and hugging, then when she likes that on her waist and arse, then snog her, then hold her hand and lead her to a taxi and go back to yours
have a fap before the big day user.
Thank me later.
dropping some old knowledge
I got you breh
I mean this could work if its in a club and dark as shit. would like to see the first one tho
excellent. i remember the first time i was in a real non staged nor rehearse dancing situation and all i did was look for the coolest dude in the group and he was jumping and fist pumping so i did that and soon the entire group was doing it. pretty sure i looked autistic cuz instead of having a fun look on my face i was looking at everyone for confirmation that i was doing it right. but at least i got a good calf workout and im pretty sure a girls breast rubbed on me at one point so it was worth.
1+ for mdma, I'm the king of dance on drugs but probably just look retarded (it's super fun tho)
Thanks for all the replies, testing the reload animation right now
requesting the chad and virgin dancing image
Lmao is this a thing actually people do
Just get drunk or take MDMA and dancing will ooze out of you
Push from op 4-5 hours left
Will keep you updated if it doesnt time out
Take my advice, if you can't dance then don't dance motherfucker. I've been dragged onto plenty of dancefloors in plently of clubs to know this by now. I dance sometimes when I'm by myself, but whenever I'm in that situation and there's people around I freeze up, have no rhythm and feel terribly awkward. If you're uncomfortable in that situation then dancing is not something you can learn to do, so just don't fucking do it. Being beta is not not being able to dance, it's not being able to say no and making an ass of yourself. Even at the last wedding party I went to everyone got up and danced and I refused to, I didn't regret it one bit. I've even refused to dance with hot girls when they are grabbing me by the hand begging me and I haven't regretted it, so trust me next time just say no and don't give in to the peer pressure, you don't need to dance with a girl to pull them and dancing awkwardly will blow it for you completely.
Stop scaring me user
There's some youtube videos on learning how to dance. Maybe take a look at those?
I've a fat piece of shit, and I've been doing them in the mornings before work. I find it pretty fun, plus it at least gets me moving a little bit before I spend all day sitting at a desk.
Are you me?
>with hot girls when they are grabbing me by the hand begging me
sick brag