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I think I had one yesterday
I felt like I was awake but I was dreaming at the same time

Try it for 2 weeks and see if it's worth more effort, it doesn't take much

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Yep happens in R.E.M sleep

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I had a lucid dream for the first time the other day. I was walking down the street and I realised i'm 100% asleep, so I started doing shit like making myself turn around and take a drink on command.
When I noticed that I could control everything, I started shagging this lass, but like I just had her walk down the street and I said "we're shagging". Felt well rapey and it freaked me out and I ended up waking up. Lasted about a minute in total and I can't seem to do it again

>all those hours you waste sleeping
Kek, not sure about you la but wouldn't say sleeping is wasting time

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Just want all you lads to know I love you and really hope the best for every single one of us.

already have, learnt to have multiple orgasms while doing it too

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Yes but your unconscious, better to make use of it like this
Sounds too good to be true

What's the secret to lucid dreaming?

Thanks lad, really needed to see this tonight.

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I COULD LOSE MY VIRGINTY IN A LUCID DREAM

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>What's the secret to lucid dreaming?
wikihow.com/Lucid-Dream

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Guys I'm more of a normie than a robot but I've got some real issues that make me feel at home here. I hope sooner or later you all find whatever it is that makes you happy, or at least masks the sadness for a while.

>learnt to have multiple orgasms
What haha?

I some times have terrible intrusive thoughts, how would this fare with lucid dreaming?

dont some more driving around on street view, for some reason it seems really strange seeing an arriva bus in southern Slovakia

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Unfortunately I'm getting worse.

The worst bit about it though is that I could change it all around tomorrow, but I just won't because I'm lazy or mentally ill. I have been naturally gifted in many ways but still I blow it.

You gain control over dreams and nightmares, one master could even defeat his inner demons in the astral plane and become a better wiser person.
*sheathes diary pen

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When lucid I can have orgasms but wont cum in real life like a wet dream or have a cooldown period but it feels the same as if you had a wet dream

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Can be a problem with it lad so good if you at least know how to pull yourself out of a dram.

That hits close to home. I'm just setting myself short term goals with everything I'm doing, making sure I do my studies each day without focusing on "shit my assignment is due in a week". Making sure I focus on my next training session rather than how much weight I want to lose long term etc.

I've got a long term gf but we both live in NI and all of our family are in England so I still feel really alone at times which is why I feel comfortable on here.

Lad there's all kinds that post here. Don't let yourself be put off from posting or feeling accepted because 'you don't feel fucked up enough to fit in' or some other bollocks notion like that.

Multiple people have called me a normie and I have no real friends, approaching 30 haven't spoken to a girl socially in years, am NEET and suffer from intense depression.

If you end up here there's obviously something wrong or something you're searching for.

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For this is the song of the Staffordshire men
In forge, in kiln, in mine
Our fires shall burn, and our mill-wheels turn
And the Knot shall be our sign.
youtube.com/watch?v=V1Il9qBRvVA

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Must be comfy to live in a county so ancient. The "West Midlands" was created in the bloody 70's...

You a stokie lad?

Been down all night, thinking of this place and how i feel like untermensch when I'm on here.
You lads are good. Sorry

Close to it. Not really nice to be honest, my local co op was robbed by a gang a few months back, they tied up everybody and everything, so excessive

That's terrible, it's shite round here also.
Lovely old lady who lives near me that I have known since I was a nipper was knocked over by a pair of utter scrotes on a moped, shes still in the hospital.

not even tired desu lads

should I sleep or just stay up

Thinking of giving whiskey a go lads, what should I start with? Anyone into brands at all etc.?

famous grouse is the way to go lad

How much do you want to spend lad?
Glenmorangie is good for people first getting into whiskey, very smooth

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Cheers lads. I definitely need to set short term goals, as i don't have the attention for long goals. I've been saying I will get better for years, but I can really feel it crashing down now, if I don't do something soon it could be too late.

>This Pass is already in use by another IP. Please wait and re-authorize

Just fuck off, why even have this """"feature"""""

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To stop literally thousands of people using a single pass you mong

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But I'm a pass owner, I paid for it, I should be able to quickly switch VPNs if I want to and not have to wait 15 minutes

which vpn do you use all mine seem to be blocked

That's because you're using free ones

Try Nord lad

Why is the "no VPNs" even a rule on Jow Forums? Pretty sure everyone here is using one. Who isn't using a VPN in this day and age?

Thinking on dropping 250 on England to win later. Anyone else betting on it?

bet against them, then you will be happy no matter the outcome

This, was jumping for joy when iceland won as i got a massive return

>Suppose to be buying a motorbike Saturday
>Seller didn't respond
>Try him Sunday
>Says at 1pm he just woke up and he needs to check to see if the shop where the motorbike is stored is open today but he can't because his other motorbike is broken so he can't get to the store because taxis don't exist apparently
>Says we'll do it Monday
>It's now monday
>Not replying to texts

No I'm using vpn unlimited lifetime purchase.

cheers

>Germany lost to Mexico

Anything could happen lads

It's not even 5am lad why would he reply now?

it's noon in my timezone 2bh

Germany isn't the favorites and Mexico smashed the yanks. They're not the same side from 4 years ago

It's the Brazil result that should have you saying "anything can happen"

FORENERS OUT!

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So bet on Tunisia?

>scale at the highest it's ever been
>might hit my target of 165lbs by holiday time
could cry lads. Took me over a year to go from 140lbs to 153lbs, now i've got a real nice routine going, getting to the gym every other day, and the weight is piling on. Put on about 4 pounds in the last couple of weeks

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Get out, this is a local thread, for local people

Pics lad goed

Does anyone remember the name of that Scouse politician on YouTube. He made videos on Zionists and he wanted to run for MP. I can't remember his name. It was something Owens.

HELLLOOOO YESH
Joe Owens
thank you

Don't disappoint auntie Mabel today lads
Come Outside
youtube.com/watch?v=JQwYiPwkwbc

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It breaks my heart that I don't have a steady, loving relationship with a 5 year old girl. We would go on dates and hang out and have sex together and it would be so wholesome and lovely and perfect.

LMAO YES
Holy shit his videos are back too

Just finished Terra Nova lads. Shame their wasn't a second season as I'd have definitely watched.

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Wasnt it massively expensive and they couldnt justify another season?

I had a lucid dream and began to fly in the fucking clouds. But I'm afraid of heights so I immediately scared myself awake. 10/10.

I have semi-lucid dreams all the time. I'm aware and can move about fairly freely I'm dreaming but I'm generally stuck in whatever situation my sleeping mind has conjured up.

>Elvis Presley faked his own death edition
His health was known to be declining, and plenty of people saw him dead.
People later tried to fake that he was still alive.

i love lucid dreaming all i end up doing is fucking girls and killing people though

>Elvis Presley faked his own death edition
based

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Got good ratings though according to wikipedia.

Also, Shelly Conn is really fucking hot. That alone should have justified a second season.

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It's a real shame how many good/interesting shows get cancelled early. What mix is she lad?

One hit wonder
What a tasty poojeeta

Not got anything to add other than a bump

Is doxxing illegal?

grey area, if the information is publicly listed no, if it's specific access (i.e needs to be on their friendlist or any shite like that) no as long as the dox isn't distributed publicly or privately if it's restricted access i.e you hacked their facebook to get the listed phone number then yes

Been going to bed at 7am for a while now. But tomorrow I have an interview at 11 so that's going to be a struggle.

Sod it i will add something.
The only time i like being out in the sun is this time. After a night shift sat out warming up whilst the sun is still low. Just sat here with my eyes shut having a smoke and a drink
Also, my mum used to say if you've nothing nice to say don't say anything. For too long now I've let negativity rule what i do, now i don't expect that to change but i can change some things. I'll start by being less vocal on here, i have the potential for uncomfiness, i lash out when I'm in a shit mood. I don't shit the thread up but have been a cunt to some posters. For that I'm sorry
Long un eh but fuck it, a nice wall of nonsensical text for the week day wagies. Oo n a song, my wagie anthem
youtu.be/7ZCVds_Q3WE

Stay wake today, and you should get to sleep some time this eve. I do it when I've got to get up at 04:40 for my early wagey role every other weekend. Uusually go to sleep between 5 and 7. I just don't bother sleeping thurs night and go to sleep around 7 on the fri

Huge headache today serves me right for drinking too much yesterday

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MONEY MONEY MONEY, MUST BE FUNNY, IN A RICH MAN'S WORLD

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I've been awake all night and I have a hospital appointment at 4pm.

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Just found out that the suicide rate of Germany is twice as high as that of the UK.
The UK actually seems to have incredibly low suicide rates for a developed country.
Any ideas why?

>Any ideas why?
stiff upper lip keep calm and carry on lad

what for lad
>stoners say weed cures depression
>country with legal weed has higher suicide rates
also I'd guess it's because of muslims, they make up a big amount of our population and suicide is haram

Germany has twice the % of muslims

how do you do fellow brit?

Just my usual fucked up sleep pattern. Been extra fucked up in 2018 for some reason.

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what time do you set your alarm for?

Haven't used my alarm for years. I don't need one being a NEET,

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Lad got back to me about the motorbike, went and test drove it. First time I've ridden a motorbike. Was mad lads.

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that why your sleepings fucked then, if you wake up at the same time each day you'll eventually start getting tired and waking up at the same time, humans have always had something to wake them up, used to be sunlight now it's alarms

good morning lods, how we looking?

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Any of you ever called one of these suicide hotlines?
What was your experience?

Asking out of pure curiosity.