Tfw you will never be pretty enough to be a Jow Forums waifu

>tfw you will never be pretty enough to be a Jow Forums waifu

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>dick will never be meaty enough to attract a horde of cock worshiping Jow Forums sissies

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be my r9k wife op

>tfw same (male)

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but i'm not even kelly/10 user

Are you a girl (female)? You can be my wifey if so

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>im not kelly/10

is that a bad thing

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Instead of being a waifu, be a wife. It's much more fulfilling.

This, kelly look's like a hoe to me

> there are not girls in 4 chin

on the other hand, you can still roleplay ( i do)

/Soc/ is 4 chan there are a lot of attention hoes

Who is the waifu in this pic?

oregano.exe

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What kind of waifu would you want to be OP? A Ciara or Sunny? A Crispy or Muffy? Maybe an Anzu?

I want to be like brooke

sunny or kelly would be ideal! but i feel so ugly compared to them

both of them are ugly as fuck though

what do you look like

it is
still pretty much all prettier than me

Brooke please fuck off

>/Soc/ is 4 chan there are a lot of attention hoes
there are not girls outside of /soc/ (wich are whore roasties [not waifu material])

Why the fuck would you want us losers worshipping you. fuck off now.

Awesome idea, r9k fembots. Kinda like world star honeys.

>mid-lenght dark hair
>fringe
>pale
>big nose
>big eyes, big dark circles
>fish lips
>thin, too tall
>quite flat

my dude i'm ugly boring average

cant be that bad.

can you post a pic with half face on /b/ or /soc/?

Looks cute to me, its my type, but if you want attention and be a "waifu" this is a little bitch attitude to me, using man that are thirsty for love, do you want to take advantage of us or have a partner?

it won't make me a Jow Forums waifu
i'll become the attention whore who wanted to pray on "poor losers"
i'll be hated here
plot twist i'm the loser

This

>tfw will never become as cute as the girls(male) that post here and start faking a ldr with someone nice but friendless and introvert as me, but then fall in love and start taking the "good day

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everyone here seems to see the best of them, i wish someone did
i feel so ugly and dumb most of the time
imagine being able to have that support!

Yes, you can have a boyfriend whenever you want, If you do want just our attention then you are a pice of shit for using us, you don't need the attention, you are just greedy

Ok you know what, I think you are probably beutiful, If you were nice to me, I would make a lot of things for you, but I can deal with the fact that you want me to give you attention while I dont have non, Sorry btw for calling you names but stop wanting to be idealized be yourself

oh i know
oreganoriginello

Beautiful** im not native english speaker

oh no!
just be yourself
oh no

Well you were already an attention whore for posting this thread

might as well go all the way dont you think?

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Just do it. We're curious now, and will stop giving you attention unless you do it.

Hahah sorry I said normalfaggotry

i'd rather be an user attention whore

Good, you are not special here know your place, but in real life you can be special to others, I really want to call you a hoe but at the same time I don't wanna be mean to a girl you fucked me

Well then you're too boring. Also the only thing you mentioned about your appearance that is unappealing is the big nose, the rest is fine, though I don't know what you mean by fringe.

thanks for not being bad user~

Yin from Darker Than Black. Would marry a girl like her.

Why not do that anyway though? The puss immediately elevates you above all faggotry trap posters and trannyposters without a doubt.

op can you at least show me a pic in discord

>The puss
This is exactly the problem...

tfw no internet gf (male) to gradually madly fall in love with

have you posted here before? you type like someone I know

tfw people know me but only enough to roast me :3

a few times~
oreganoriginello

what exactly do you want? just someone to support you and make you feel better or do you actually want a bunch of orbiters?

honestly i just want to be loved
i want to die so bad
i have this dumb dream about finding the one and changing my life for him
it won't happen
i know
but it keeps me positive

how to be orbited 101:
>pale
>looks 15 ( is actually 15 )
>big eyes
>quirky
>depressed
>skinny
>likes some uber group ( goth, anime, video games, weird fetish )
>autistic in some way ( failed normie )

Everyone in this thread is an absolute tremendous homosexual, why is Jow Forums so fucking gay these days? All of you will hang.

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want to be my internet bf to madly fall in love with?

It's not a dumb dream, it can definitely happen. i'm not sure this is the best way to achieve it though, r9k isn't the best place to look for people but if you really want someone from here making threads isn't the best thing to do. it usually brings a lot of negative attention

come back
also talk to me pls

I naively thought r9k was a place where I could share my beliefs that I can't tell anyone else and people would support me. I made a relatively popular thread about it actually. But then I saw all the orbiting on here, all the beauty worshipping. People drooling over Brooke and Kelly. I can't take it! It's just like everywhere else, just like everyone else. I wanted to make an angry thread calling people pathetic for being orbiters, but no one would care unless I looked like them or better. Nothing matters. Nothing will matter unless a fucking miracle happens, and I change into a god-tier Stacy, or some isekai shit happens, or anything that isn't THIS.

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Lots of the girls orbited are average looking though. Look at Sunny or Muffy.

It's not just about that. It's knowing that you're so pretty that people want you and can't stop talking about you. God, just look at this! >People can't stop talking about her no matter what. Nothing I say here will matter unless I show how I look, and even if I'm not called ugly, I don't want to take the chance that I probably won't be as popular and desirable as Brooke. It will hurt too much to have it confirmed.

Literally every Brooke thread is made by her. Have you actually looked through any of them?

Yeah I did, as much as I could before I had a suicidal breakdown. Ugh, I sound negative, no one will like that...it's people talking about what they want to do to her sexually.

This wouldn't be an issue if I wasn't so autistic, BPD and narcissistic. I'm a girl, I have it really easy compared to men. But I want nothing but the best.

Honestly if you want to get popular just wait for the hype from Brooke to die down, once she either rejects Jow Forums or they reject her everyone will be looking for another girl. You could make a thread posting your discord and looking for friends or just post a picture of yourself without mentioning it's you. I'm sure a few people will start worshipping you in hopes of being acknowledged

AYO THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA BE DABBED ON!

BOTTOM TEXT

Wouldn't that just make me the second choice? She'd still be best r9k girl in everyone's hearts and dicks. It's not like I want to compete with her - okay I do, but it's not personal, I compare myself to everyone - but I just don't want to be inferior.

are you white? 4tyret

I don't think that makes you a second choice, there were girls before her and there will be girls after her. they come and go all the time, you'll have your own unique followers and you'll have some of hers and some from other girls aswell

Just post face and everyone will decide whether you can be an r9k whore or not

Yeah sadly, I wish I was a mix, like a white/Asian mix would be great. Or a tri-race mix, like some models who are that, with the best features of each race.