WWHHHHYYYYYYYY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT SEMEN HAD A DISTINCT, STRONG SMELL TO IT

WWHHHHYYYYYYYY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT SEMEN HAD A DISTINCT, STRONG SMELL TO IT

IS THAT WHY MY PARENTS KEPT PERIODICALLY TELLING ME MAYBE I SHOULD OPEN A WINDOW UP BECAUSE MY ROOM WAS "STUFFY" ALL THESE YEARS??

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

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Semen does not smell dude

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Yes it does omfg

are you fucking retarded or does your nose just not work?

Yes it does

Originlatin

Wait what origigiginolios

Both desu senpai. I just smelled my trash can, nothing.

user I... I'm very sorry for your loss

If your semen doesn't smell you might not be a man

that is a totally different problem despite the fact that I agree with it.

No, that's the thing.
YOU can't smell it, but other people sure as hell can.
I mean that, if you jerked off into a shirt and washed it a week ago, people might still notice something

You've gone nose blind.
Seriously dude it stinks use this shit every once in awhile.

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Fucking retards need to stop eating fried tendies and soda pop every day and maybe your cummies won't smell.

But it makes my cummies taste like tendies and has more protein to support me.

how about you stop sucking all that onions shit and get some t in your system you fucking beta faggot

Just because my sperms smell better than yours you get this mad. Your DNA smells. Stay mad and stinky, stinker.

>implying my sperm smells bad

Why didn't you notice that when you walk in your room all you can smell is cum?

you're just making excuses for being stupid user

whatever. ALl parents know their kids touch themselves. Just be cleaner

>Not just eating your cum

>not just pridefully owning up to it and basking in your musk

I unironically love my smell.

I've smelled cum from more than one dude and it's all the same: nasty.

Myth busted by this user

>entire College bathroom smells like fish
>didn't know why at first
>mfw I realize the degenerates actually cum in the collage bathrooms and it dries up and stinks up the stalls

I bet pervert user jerks off so much the cum smell has become normal for him

Im not sure about you, but my cum smells like chlorine and i fucking love it

This. Others may pretend they don't notice because it's awkward but they can tell your room smells like cum all the time.

Yes it does. My mom used to hint that she could smell it when I was a teenager.

My nigga! Congrats homie we got healthy clean dicks!