There are actually non virgins who still use this board and act like they are robots

Yes, he wants only normalfaggot HS teens in their awkward virgin phase to post here of course. Him and his type do.

There's abnormalfaggots, and then there's normalfaggots.

t. lost v-card late at seventeen but has not had sex since then nor gf in the last literal decade, never has worked, lives with mentally ill parents, pisses in sinks, etc

Because this board have been taken by the normie invasion, just move to wizchan or incels.me where you can truly feel a sense of belonging

You can't be a robot if you had sex unless it was a hooker/molested. Not saying your life is any easier you just simply aren't a robot. Can't be a woman either.

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I'm mostly on wizchan now but its quite a slow board.

Sorry but you don't belong here, so GET THE FUCK OUT

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This board is full of more pretenders the /cgl/. You're all liars and don't wanna confess. So stay in Wonderland you madhatters and fake Alices.

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Yes, you found love, an achievement in life which most robots haven't achieved. Hooray for you.

Pretty sure a large contingent of robots don't count prostitution. They're just dissapointed.

I might be a normal fag now but even if I was I'd still know more about chan culture and not being a larping underage faggot than half the people on this board.

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Sorry should of added that. my point is that guys here who have fucked girls are normal enough they can get careers and friends and are mostly just failed normies.

You guys really dont get it. Sex and relationships are THE basic rites of passage for adulthood, more so than anything else, even getting a job. If you have been successful in that department you are lightyears ahead of every robot socially. You cannot compare your experience to ours. You cant even comprehend how empty and stunted our lives are being unable to fulfill our basic biological imperative. Leave this place and talk to people who understand you.

just because i miraculously lost my virginity one time at 17 doesn't make me any less of a robot. i bet i'm more of a robot than you are. tell us a bit about yourself.

You don't get it, I was you for almost ten years that's my point. I survived a failed suicide attempt, was raped my first week of college, and hadn't driven a car or earned a single penny until I was almost twenty two I guess I obviously have no empathy for robots or any kind of advice to give them though you're right. Where should I go now?

HAHAHAHA if you lost your virginity I know for a fact you are socially competent enough to secure a job and socialize with the normies.

We're more qualified to talk shit about women than you virgins, deal with it.

nice assumption. now let's hear a little about yourself, mr. "robot" :)

I have cerebral palsy and outside of doctors appointments haven't left my house in 3 years.

So nobody here's ever raped a girl? And you call yourselves desperate.

>haven't left my house in 3 years

you're not a robot

What so you want everyone on the site to just be copies of you? That's the bar for posting on Jow Forums having cerebral palsy?

oh shit, i just got here, this robot's lighting em' up

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i raped a man does that count?

Can you just fuck off you're not a robot. You can be the biggest loser I don't care, if you lost your virginity you're disqualified. It doesn't matter anyways because you'll still go around calling yourself one, just realize you're lying to yourself and it's sad that you want to be one so bad.

To be fair most robots just have a problem with people using robot to refer to themselves. Just call yourself a failed normie. My definition of a normie, is a person who is going to or has achieved alot of the basic societal goals in life, friends, love, job, education, etc. A failed normie has achieved little of these and therefore isn't seen as normal by society, therefore they are a failed normie. If you really want a cool name to refer to yourself with. Call yourself a cyborg.

Where did I say that? I am simple stating if you are normal enough to have sex, you more than likely have the potential to get a job and friends.

>pink wojak
Biz is capitalistic retarded cancer, it should die, and the pink wojak is that retarded place's meme, not this one's.

>using larp this way
Pure retarded faggotry. You are not live action roleplaying whilst typing text you fucking idiots. We only started this word recently, yet you act like you're some chan culture sage of wisdom with your post.

>have sex
>never get job
>never leave parent's home
>never got second degree
>still le adult though because penis in vagina

NO

Plus the word adult is a spook anyway.

This man speaks the truth. If you have EVER been in a relationship or are a female who is attractive enough to be cold approached by a man, you don't belong here.

What word would you use wise and powerful tripfag

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Jow Forums is for those who have a chip on their shoulder, those who have something that no one else has, the thing they think about all the time. Normies have a wife and kids, drugs, alcohol, hobby's because they don't have that one thing that hits them that hard and that true, the thing, the conviction that makes us robots. we just miss out on everything else.

Role playing, not live action role playing, dumb ass.

In case you didn't know larp was made to be used for when people went out cosplaying as fictional characters, and they acted in character.

That is what larp meant, LIVE ACTION roleplaying.

>had the opportunity to lose my virginity twice
>turned them both down because I didn't like them enough
>21 yo virgin now and perfectly okay with this, I don't sleep with thots and only would with someone I genuinely love

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I know what the la stands for, most people say people are larping in a thread though not rping. I'm sorry that this error displeases you master of all masters, named one, I am but a nameless ant blind and incoherent when matched with the splendor of your presence

>tfw in the process of developing a website that has a login system but everyone remains anonymous
>Though age of account and user post ratings(again, anonymous, tripfagging outside of the purpose of a topic will result in a ban) users can gain access to the deeper boards
>This will help keep normies at upper normal levels and the true virgins in the lower comfy depths where the good stuff happens

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Sign me up sounds like an interesting format for a forum

Wait i tought this board was for the depressed people.

Nah only horny depressed people are pathetic enough to be robots.

You're assuming just because I've had sex means I've been in a romantic/sexual relationship. I lost my virginity to a prostitute in Mexico - that's called doing business: I paid for a service and she performed that service. I didn't go on a date with her, I didn't buy here a meal or drinks - I paid cash to spend an hour thrusting my penis into her mouth and vagina. That alone does not reflect what my life is like. I'm an insecure person and I cannot talk to a girl I have even a little attraction to, unless I know she's in a long-term relationship with somebody that isn't me. I make minimum wage and I have no ambitions (that I can reach even if I work a white collar job) for the next 10 years - I'm almost 30 and I still live with my mother, renting out her basement that has everything, but a bathroom or kitchen.

You think you have it bad being an unemployed freeloader and not having a girlfriend? Be thankful you're not in debt!

Haven't gone live with it yet, it's built off doushio.
In the process of trying to figure out the rating system.
You generate a new account by solving a captcha and pressing a button. This generates a private key which you enter in the site to access it. No need for email or anything else.

Issue I'm dealing with is how do you stop a tard from creating a billion accounts via proxy and upboat a single post so that one account can access the lower depths.
A account which has existed for only one day upboat shouldn't weigh as much as a veterans account. That and a account that has never posted or not even posted that day upboat should weigh as much as a new account that does post.

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Fuck off we know what you are

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Don't you mean "aren't"?

I fucked some whores, and a few sluts.
I am still robot I aint been outside in years

ok so if I was molested then started seeing hookerz and now fuck women am I still a robot? I have no money.

What if I told you, the true robot starts when you realise that losing virginity/having sex is a meme. It doesn't change shit.

Pussy-pedestal guys will have the same experience after losing it as a die hard christian, who died yesterday only to realise there is no afterlife.

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Then I'd tell you that you're wrong and a retarded normalfag

Fucking a prostitute still keeps you in Robot status. Any faggot can pay for sex but if a women volantarilly sleeps with you even just once you are not a Robot and should leave this board.