Oh. You don't have any actual feats of athleticism? You mean to tell me the pariah of the uncoordinated shit genetic gymcels has never played an actual sport in his life?
dang. How will I ever compete with a guy who gets outlifted by high school linemen?
Bruh, that's like asking a calisthenics guy what his Big 3 numbers are or his Olympic lifting numbers are. Are you retarded? The reason he's /ourguy/ is because he started from nothing. No one gives a shit about football players with superior genetics who never had to work for their muscle. If any of us were that, we wouldn't be here.
who fucking cares? Christ you alphadestiny haters are pathetic
Brody Butler
holy fucking shit
Daniel Lee
>c&j/snatch >feats of athleticism
Nah sorry but barbell dancing is not athletic it's literally wasting away your joint since you're a child and getting better at dropping under barbells, literally no one cares.
Gabriel Perry
>nice table you got there mate >it follows you around >you can put your drinks on that shinny polished spot on top >can cheer you on when excited >will never take your girls >girls will think it is cute, like a cute foolish puppy
Connor Baker
Literally who cares? I also sucked ass at a sprint event even though I absolutely mogged everyone in school when it came to pushups and pullups and long distance runs.
Joseph Watson
this. those incels have nothing on a true athlete like JJ >competed in indoor rowing >trained with an ex D1 wrestler for like a month how can they compete?
Where's your evidence? I fucked around on the track team too in high school. I wasn't trying to become a professional athlete, it gave me something to do.
Most high school students wouldn't be able to run a 6:00 1500 meter even if they tried.
Post your body or a video of you running a mile, you complete faggot.
Dominic Lopez
Running isn't the best for someone who is 5'5"
Ian Green
bro a 6 minute mile is like 2 months of training
Cooper Hughes
It's the best measure of explosive power, broham.
100m isn't even the best method of running to test explosive power, since so much of the race is spent at top speed, when power is measured better by acceleration. That's why the NFL combine uses the 40y dash.
Vertical leap is a measure of power to weight ratio, not absolute power.
David Lewis
I was using the same language found in the post i responded to. I know it is a middle distance event. You are speaking to a 1:59 800m runner. I know it isn't exactly "naturally enhanced" but I'm not a track athlete. What other sports did solarwile compete in
Brandon King
For who? Most high school students would not be able to break a six minute mile unless they trained constantly for six months to a year. Tons of them wouldn't have the genetic vo2 max to do it and a lot of them would have to lose a fair amount of fat to run that fast.
Twinks can run fast, sure, but that doesn't mean shit. You should be able to run fast when you're six foot 140 pounds. 5:30 pace miles wins most amateur 5K road races in the country, with actual men running. The average 5K time for men is something terrible like 28:00. 5:30 miles also scores you top percentile on most military test runs. You are speaking to a 1:54 800m runner. I can make whatever I want to up on the internet too, unless you're going to post your body, you should shut the fuck up. >I'm better than someone at a very narrow sport that I actually train in. Musclefags BTFOed
Oliver Howard
>pff, he can't even run that fast! I'm obviously more Jow Forums than he is! Does he even play sports?!