Dubs chooses what I message her

What's with the water bottle?

tell her you are a "little kid lover"

Seriously this is triggering my autism. Is she a giant? Does she have small water bottles.

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plz be my mommy

Nothing

Seeing threads like this makes me relieved im married. No longer do i need to go through bullshit dating apps and mind games with attention seekers.

Also if i get dubs call her a nigger.

Mommy

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I need to contact your male guarding right away.

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Winner winner chicken dinner

NICE

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Nigger it is OP
Better deliver

This what the actual fuck is happening

Looks dirty like it's been used for kratom. Doesn't even begin to explain why it's so small and superimposed. Is this obscure product placement? Why is it so strangely irregular

Why is the water in that tiny bottle so dirty?

Glitch in the matrix.

I'm gonna rape you
jk

>5/10
you're optimistic

the virgin check
the chad married man

she's a cutie idk what y'all are talking about. Also consider this is Florida which is majority hispanic and black so you don't have much choice when it comes to these things.

what the fuck is that water bottle

Op please ask about the fucking water bottle its racking my brain

she's a fucking child and based on her disgusting ass hair and bio she obviously doesn't have much experience with boys. It would be easy as fuck to seduce her if you were attractive

if you think she is cute you're ugly as well. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but she's a solid 5. The only thing keeping her from 4 is decent bone structure

...

EXPLAIN THE BOTTLE BEFORE THEY COME FOR ME

underrated

OP DONT BAIL ON US U CUNT WE GOT A WINRAR

DUBS WITNESSED

let me jizz on your face while having a drink from that water bottle

ASK AVOU4 THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLE

Mah boy

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winrar

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This water bottle is going to haunt my dreams. Are there really little dirty water bottles everywhere and I just now noticed?

I don't know, I'm losing my mind too.

>op being a faggot

Just call her a nigger lmao if you are on here asking for advice it's not like you had a chance anyway.

At least get her to explain wtf is up with the little water bottle

why do these threads always get deleted?

these are some of the best ones Jow Forums has

its such a stupid rule

like not being able to talk about actors on fucking /tv/

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CAN ANYBODY COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF EXPLAINATION FOR THE WATER BOTTLE??? It's fucking with my depth perception. Why would she photoshop a dirty water bottle into a selfie

What is the meanest thing to say?

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>op doesn't deliver

Sit on my face and restrict my breath

i'll buy you papa johns if you send some nudes with it all over your body

How much for a pic of your brapper?

>Can I call you Pluto? You're not a planet anymore but you're still pretty big for me

Weeeeird, forget the got rapey GoT Lines, ask her about her tiny water bottles, OP!

So for some reason you swiped right this human wreck and want to feel superior?

Take the bipill

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5€ for show bob and vegene?

do you have any cute friends you could set me up with

this

Did you see that curb episode where Larry David tells the secretary to cover up her fat belly lol?

Holy shit that bracelet is about to explode. It's like bread baking around twine.

Yes.

teach me your ways
i'm also fat and want to make money selling my nudes to lonely desperate girls on tinder

based

You look like a male George Costanza.

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Delete this thread, tell her she's cute and you want to meet up and spend time with her.

you fuck any of them?

shut up fag

Send nigger now

user don't delude yourself about being "bi"
you are pretty much a fag

Jow Forums is taking me down a dark road

yikes

OP being a gigantic faggot
>wew

Just a couple braphogs. No dudes yet. :(

i have a fetish for fat ugly deluded retards. what are your prices?

>yet

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someone who likes both girls and guys are bi dude

>"HEY EVERYBODY IT'S JASON BLAHA HERE AND NOW THAT MY TWO OBLIGATORY INFORMATIVE VIDEOS ARE DONE FOR THE DAY IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS IN THE ONLINE FITNESS COMMUNITY"

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Dubs decides who and what I say

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Who is this semen demon?

maybe, but from see what "bi" people do
its mostly other dudes

Jenna

And say “I eat bigger dicks than you

what this guy said

Did you know that despite only boing 12% of the population blocks commit over 50% of murders in the USA?
to amanda

>>"HEY EVERYBODY IT'S JASON BLAHA HERE AND NOW THAT MY TWO OBLIGATORY INFORMATIVE VIDEOS ARE DONE FOR THE DAY IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS IN THE ONLINE FITNESS COMMUNITY"

send nudes
or $$$
I'm not picky

if a man has sex with a man and a woman
he can't say "i'm not gay, i had sex with a woman"

if a man has sex with a dog and a human
he can't say "i'm not a dog fucker, i had sex with a human"

To whom?

checked

nice trips
send it to Tristine

trips confirms
send to all

>"HEY EVERYBODY IT'S JASON BLAHA HERE AND NOW THAT MY TWO OBLIGATORY INFORMATIVE VIDEOS ARE DONE FOR THE DAY IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS IN THE ONLINE FITNESS COMMUNITTI"

any fuck you?

I went you to message Amanda and say, "lol Mandy thatll only happen if you give me a prostate massage"

Amanda
Call her a Nigger

Dubs selects the next and what I say

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>"HEY EVERYBODY IT'S JASON BLAHA HERE AND NOW THAT MY TWO OBLIGATORY INFORMATIVE VIDEOS ARE DONE FOR THE DAY IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS IN THE ONLINE FITNESS COMMUNITY"

well you got dubs, so...

CALL AMANDA A NIGGER

absolute madman