What are your worst dating experiences?

Calm down with that spacing buddy

>pick up girl from clubs
>go back to her house
>that drunk I can't get hard
>just mash my cock against her
>shes going mental loud and I'm pounding hard enough the windows are rattling
>a fucking 5 yr old girl walks in asking for food
>tell her we can catch up another time
>go back after 2 weeks
>get down n dirty
>30 mins later 2 youngish dudes rock up
>she fucks them as well
>make small talk with the dudes
>16,17
>I'm 26 and shes 25
>I fuck off asap
>6am there's knocking on my door
>open door to this bitch in her underwear
>how the fuck did she know?
>she wants me to give her lift to get money
>starts making huge scene
>drive her to where she wanted
>fucking floor it as she gets to the door
>get home and moved out.

This shit is the worst. Almost glad I had it happen to me at a relatively young age though.

if not larp then omg. f, desu
that's rough

That is fucking crazy/scary man. What city did this take place in?

deserved
how do you even get into situations with such skanks.

Spending a few weeks with a girl and deciding things weren't going to work out between us, but then having panic attacks and being borderline suicidal for a while because being with someone made me realize just how lonely I was.

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this is my biggest fear going into college and the main reason I use dating apps

everyone on those apps wants to be boned so i dont have to worry about that shit

but then i can never find a nice girl so

bascially same thing happened to me a year ago in uni.

>norman party
>basedboys, niggers, and red haired girls everywhere
>am incredibly drunk, about 12 beers in
>red haired jew looking girl comes up to me
>she looks at me and we basically start making out on a couch for 20 minutes
>feel like a champ

>next day
>11 at night
>hear a knock at my dorm room door
>its this fucking kike bitch and the campus police and all of her friend group
>they proceed to tell me how they are not going to make what happened a disiplinary matter, but they are there to tell me that not asking for consent before physical touching is considered sexual assault
>dont leave my dorm room except for classes for the next 3 months
>am now known as the campus rapist.

I cant wait to hear the sound of jews being slowly cooked alive in an oven for over 4 hours

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You messed up when you didn't loudly call her a racist cunt.

this, right now
fucked a fattie and she has “””feelings”””

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I seriously hope this is larp

>Destiny

Why won't you let Destiny love you?

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Are women even worth it at this point?

don’t fugg fatties even if you need to bust bad
this is always the result
desu pretty sure women are overrated too and I’m a faggot but I’ll continue to fuck them for years to come ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )

I have feelings for a girl who's slept around a bit in the past (and maybe still does, I guess I wouldn't know since I don't stalk her or anything), but she's also got a bright future, our goals align, and I really like being with her. Does being kind of a slut always have to be a red flag? The way I see it, she could just be like me where she has casual sex because she hasn't met someone to actually be in a steady relationship with. Maybe we each just need someone to really care about.

>he doesn't have a screening process to filter out potential crazies
brought it on yourself desu

define "a bit"

if she's fucked the whole football team she's washed out and will become a wine mom who will fuck tyrone the pool boy 20 years from now

>muh culture
>muh 56%
fuck off amerimutt, you don't get to play that card

>norman party
kek should have gone to the saxon one m8y

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How much you wanna bet?

Don't have any but I can share some of my most brilliant human interaction autism moments with my gf, which all ended in tears.

>She: Am I pretty?
>Me: I like your personality

>Out for cake
>Her grandpa died recently
>Girl: (sad) ...my grandpa died
>Me: yes, he's dead! Gone! Kaput!

>At home
>She recently finished some interviews for her job and they are posted on youtube
>She asks me to check how many views they got
>Sub 100 views
>Me: See, nobody cares about your work

Of course he gets to play that card. When you're arguing with irrational people, if you can win the oppression Olympics, you do it.

I guess I don't really know, I've only heard from a few people that know her that she's got that sort of reputation. She does hang out in bars, but she's not really getting obnoxiously drunk or being an absolute hoe. My experience with her has been that she's a total sweetheart and actually has a brain. I don't know man, she just got back from a trip and seeing her again felt really good, I want her in my life. The way we've been interacting feels promising.

kek

m8

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m a k e a m o v e

see if she's interested, do it before another nigga gets in the picture

>do tinder thing
>hit it off with girl
>schedule movie date
>ask if she wants to meet or needs a ride
>says for me to decide
>since we have not met yet think she would be more comfortable if we meet up
>goes off on me saying a gentleman picks up her date

In hindsight I probably dodged a bullet

>match with asian on tinder
>pick her up at her apt
>she’s a bit chubby, didn’t look like that in photos
>also has a thick Chinese accent and I can barely understand her
>try to take her to a sushi bar for happy hour but parking is full
>she suggests a place but I can’t understand her
>can’t really understand her directions and when we get to the place it’s closed
>I’m starving so I go into the supermarket next door and get some rice balls and an Arizona iced tea
>she doesn’t want anything lol
>we hang out outside and she starts crying about her ex who dumped her yesterday
>mentions she likes to skateboard
>tell her I always keep my skateboard in my car
>she can’t skate
>I do kickflips and try tre flips in the parking lot for half an hour until I get tired and take her home

I guess I just get hung up because I wonder whether I'm just looking for someone to be with to not be lonely if I actually like that person. I've found myself in that situation where I was like "Oh shit, I've lead this person on for a couple of weeks and I don't actually want a relationship as much as I am just tired of spending nights alone."

you made the right decision user

I would have gone up to her and called har out on her bullshit to her face before leaving.

how did yo uget a gf in the first place with this autism?

With the power of luck and yet somehow still being less of a scumbag than most of the population

This chick liked to put my drawstring down my dick hole

Guess I'm unlucky or a scumbag

you did

Because I make horrible life choices, probably why im still here as well.

>friend of mine suggest we go see movie one time
>Asks is I'll go with her to watch gone girl
>Agree to it, havent been to the movies in ages
>Assume some other people will be their as well as she was the girl who loved to organise everything
>Rock up to the movies, not dressed well, only enough money on me for one ticket, 15 minutes late
>On escalator going up to the shopping mall floor the cinema is on, see her and only
>shes all dressed up, make up and hair done nice clothes etc.
>Doesnt hit me yet because I'm retarded
>"Hey is everyone else aready in the cinema"
>It hit me afterwards, I'm fucking embarrased but just want to watch the movie now 2bh
>Movie is about an obsessive bitch who trys to get her partner done for murder
>Don't say a fucking word when its finished and walk her home
>She stares at me for a few minutes when we get their
>I'm so fucking confused at this point I don't catch the hint again
>Walk home wondering wtf just happened and am I going to live another week or not
>Still think this was some kind of odd 4d chess mind game to this day

See, this is where the stereotypes come from. She’s most likely a whore and you’re the idiot that overlooks this completely. I’ve seen this happen even with prostitutes.
Doesn’t matter how good they look or how nice they are brah. If word goes around that they are easy, smash and dash. Don’t get feelings involved.

This girl is going to rip your vulnerable heart out user. For you it's puppy love but I guarantee for her she won't blink when she destroys you emotionally. I've fallen into the same trap before; she's intelligent, has drive, is funny, is nice, and cute. Basically, you see her as "different from other girls" and it will be your undoing if you pursue her. I'd strongly recommend that you cut contact and try to forget her. If you ignore this advice, don't come crying on Jow Forums when she brings your world crashing down on you.
>t. have been in your situation

Back to my original question, then: does being a bit of a slut necessarily have to be a bright red flag? She's still a good person who's good with kids and has her ducks in a row in terms of what she's doing with her life. I don't know, I think of how someone would see me, a guy who occasionally fucks girls he doesn't care about and even got into bad shit like cocaine before out of a feeling of lack of purpose. I wouldn't want someone writing me off when all it would take are the right circumstances to get back on the straight and narrow again.

My worst experience dating is when i have miraculous-epic nights with girls i dont want anything to do with but when i date the girl of my dream nothing goes right and i seem like a loser.

In both situations its events totally out of my control.

There’s no general rule, but from my experience easy girls don’t get back on “track”. They were never there in the first place. Having a high sex drive and wanting to fuck different people has nothing to do with how nice or smart they are. Even married with kids, they will have somebody on the side for some fun.
Do whatever you want, it’s your life after all but don’t be surprised when reality hits you harder than gravity on leg day.

>even with prostitutes.
Doesn’t matter how good they look or how nice they are brah. If word goes around that they are easy, smash and dash. Don’t get feelings involved.

This brother knows whats up.

I've had some great prostitute acquaintances who were really nice and I enjoyed their service. I never once deluded myself into thinking it could be anything more. Nor would I have subjected myself to such a pitiful idea.

>lying cheating chinese

who knew?

The weird thing is you probably left her feeling rejected.

similar experience happened to be user

>getting back into dating game after divorce
>ask a friend from HS to go bowling (girl)
>made it clear it was just two friends hanging out
>show up in shitty work car, jeans shirt etc, to pick her up, shes decked out
>bowl, have fun, rush her home so i can get my kid from school
>she invites me to go hiking
>go, looking at stars at night
>cuddling for warmth (cold)
>she kisses me
>what.jpg
>slight make out sesh, dry humping etc
>told her we should go ride roller coasters later that week
>"ok user sounds awesome!"
>log onto facebook the next day "friend is in a relationship with some guy" update thing
>everyone saying how happy they are and cute they are
>she was dry humping me literally 8 hours before this update
>ghosts me

I still don't know what happened

Shit like this is why I haven't gone back into the dating game. I'm fairly certain I could do well but I worry about getting into this kind of situation because I'm the kind of fuck who would escalate it and end up in the back of a squad car by the end of the night.

Fuck that. I'd rather spend the night playing vidya or hanging with bros at a sports bar

I dated a girl for four years then she moved across the country, then I moved across the country, then she moved back to the original side of the country and I haven't spoken to her for a year

basically all of them involve meeting a beautiful woman for drinks, taking her home, and not getting an erection because porn has destroyed me

>someone un-ironically claps
lost

I’ve been on about 100 tinder dates in the last three years. Had sex with a handful of them but could have had many more (didn’t want to get involved). I noticed that chicks are mostly boring and don’t have their shit together. The ones that do have their shit together are ok tho and make for good gf material but looks can be deceiving.

Right in the feels. This happened to me recently. I called her but she didn't give solid answers why.

My biggest fear is getting metoo’d. I haven’t hooked up since February and i didn’t even have sex then. Really nerve wracking to date anymore. A chick can say anything and you’re guilty. Always always always ask permission for anything you do with a chick.

that is women

>being with someone made me realise just how lonely I was
iktf

Jesus Christ

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As many red flags as Moscow in October 1983.

My sides are dead, gone, kaput.

I fell for this meme in high school, the girl is still taking dick from random sandniggers to this day.

>mfw I thought she was genuinely a nice person but was really thinking with my dick

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>1 month between two relationships where i was looking for my next gf
>there is this small girl, black hair, thicc, and big boobies 7/10
>flirts with me in class
>texts me "hot pose" etc while i was sitting two rows infront of her
>one weekend we meet in her town and some friends join
>our friends know whats up
>boys quietly remind me that she got some fuccboys
>am horny and we two go to her place
>undress her... yooo thats some big push-up bra, like 3/4 of her tits are cheated i fell for this shit
>doesnt matter, go on
>pull down her panties...
>black dirt idk maybe she didnt showered today wtf
>not ok!
>start thinking that her fuccboys could have been here today
>im very grossed out lose boner
>abort
>say no word just turn around and sleep
>next day go together to school but didnt say any word since then

i think like she was actually really devastated that i didnt wanna fuck her and lost my boner when i saw her nude lmao looked very sad

Not having any.

The irony is that chicks that say you should ask permission and get full consent before anything hate that shit when it's applied to them.

>am incredibly drunk, about 12 beers in
>12 beers
pleb

>not 8 full glasses of fireball

Wow wtf. Bitches be crazy

instagram.com/roxyqueflexx/

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Wasn't a date, just meeting up with an old female friend who I hadn't seen in a while

>get together at her house, drink, reconnect
>insinuates she's horny
>wants me to follow her to her room
>get uncomfortable because I'm taken
>I say it's late and I gotta go
>she's drunk af and wants me to fuck her
>won't let me go until I do it
>house is locked and surrounded by electric fence
>literally spend one hour telling her to open the fucking gate
>fuck it
>climb to the roof of the house and jump over the fence
>didn't fry myself but had a few cuts

>why didnt you fuck her
She's fat and I made it clear I was taken and it's serious

Woke up with a bunch of messages from her saying how sorry she was and blah blah. If roles were reversed I'd be probably be accused of attempted rape or some shit

Dry humping? What are you, 12? Should have fucked her.

Fucking damnit, lost hard

Fucking brilliant user

Lol she looks like if asmr darling hopped on gear

lmao idk why i like this one so much

No condom, was on a big cold hard ass rock, was literally 40degrees and probably couldn't keep a boner with the wind chill anyway

I am currently feeling this feel. What ended up happening, user?

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acting all guilty was the wrong move. you should have gone out and socialised as normal, then you could tell people the real story

This doesn't actually happen right guys? G-guys?

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y'all ready for some autism?
>be me
>20 year old virgin
>sophomore year of college
>transferring to new college
>meet p hot grill (minimum 7/10) from out of state and we exchange numbers
>asks me if I'm dtf
>I say no out of autistic fear
>she asks if I can show her around town since I'm from around here
>meet up the next day
>she asks me to come up to her room so she can get some stuff together before we go
>notice she has a fucking huge bed
>"y-you have a really big bed"
>"haha yeah, try it out it's really comfy"
>I awkwardly sit on a tiny piece of the corner of the bed and it squeaks loudly
>"It's really squeaky"
>She lays down next to me
>"Yeah I haven't had a chance to break it in yet..."
>I sperge "Well we should probably head out now!"
>Literally just drive around to random landmarks around the area like malls and notable buildings without even getting out of the car
>Take her back
>Drop her off curbside

mfw the next day she texted me to ask if I was a virgin.

>remain FB friends but she never has any contact with me again after that
>I autistically criticize her political views on every FB post she makes for a few months after this
>One day she finally blocks me
>Never see her on campus again, thankfully

When I look back on my old self I cringe so hard I want to die.

Damn. You experienced the implication.

Both

How do I ask for a girls snapchat on instagram lads?

dude that was so painful to read

>met this 8.5/10 girl walking around campus
>beautiful eyes, lean hourglass body an killer tits
>approach her, ask her for her number
>she just gives it to me
>we text a few phrases and quickly set a date for the next week
>she insists on meeting in a fancy coffeehouse
>we meet there
>I try my best to make conversation, but she barely talks
>"so... where do you live?"
>"I...I think... I don't want to answer that"
>wtf.jpg
>"ok then... but, you are from around here right? for how long have you been here?
>"all my life"
>"allright then... do you have family here?"
>"yes"
>k.tiff
>the thing goes on with "yes", "no" or *giggle*, even with questions that are not meant to be answered that way
>I start probing for hobbies to see if we have something in common to talk about
>"movies?"
>"nah... I don't watch many movies"
>"books?"
>"I don't have time to read"
>"music? what kind of music do you like?"
>"whatever it is on the radio, I guess"
>fuck.exe
>after a long awkward silence she starts to talk by herself for the first time in 30 minutes of date:
>"b-but I like theatre"
>I'm not at all into theater but I've seen a few things so I go for it
>"oh thats cool, I saw A Midsummer Night's Dream last year in..."
>"yea I saw it too, it was SHIT"
>"uh..."
>"really, one of the worst representations I've seen, I don't know how they dare to even call that theater"
>from this point on she starts rambling pompously about how theater is her life and what plays contain the true meaning of existence
>it's like watching a 12 year old talking about combos in Super Smash Bros. but on the "cultured" side
>she talks about theater without letting me say a word for an hour (I measured the time)
>I try to move to other subjects, maybe something about herself, but to no avail
>I faked an urgent call, went outside to "answer it" and ran away without paying for my overpriced expresso

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It does when you don't stand up and yell louder than her that you just touched her hand the crazy fuck.

>tinder
>Don't have their lives together

Go figure.

>Go on date at lake
>She wonders if we can go paddling
>Say yes and joke she caused me to miss my regular workout
>Having fun and begin talking about random things
>She starts unearthing all this dark stuff about her life
Ohboyherewego.gmp
>Explains how her father has brain damage and needs her help when it comes to dating
>Tells me that her grandma will disown her if she gets fat
>Lasts for about 30 minutes
>Get distracted by myself in water reflection
>Start thinking in my head "Record scratch Freeze Frame. Yep that's me you're probably wondering how I got myself in this siuation"
>Girl is obviously looking pissed and wants to go back to shore
>Realized I was grinning through part of her sad story while I was daydreaming
>She hugs and kisses me before I leave
Wut.png
>We text later
>"I'm glad you didn't patronize me when we were talking even if your sense of humor is dark like mine"

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Idk why this is so funny

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