you only get to choose one
>you get $50000000
or
>you become however tall you wish to become (not over 8 foot) and get to change your dick size (not over 12 inches)
You only get to choose one
I'd even take 5000 over choosing my height what the fuck.
First, obviously. Tallness and cockness won't fix my autism, money will at least grant me easy life forever.
your height AND dick size
I'll take the money please and thank you
Ieftypol memes involve cuckery
shocking
The money. If I could change my height to 100 feet tall so I can be King Kong it's a different story.
>right wing pol
LMAO
The money. Even though I'm a manlet with a banana dick, it's still big. And with the money I could do so much fun stuff and not care about women.
Gold diggers are an easy lay. Nobody would know if my dick became bigger or anything.
Money. Every time. Women only care about looks until a rich guy comes along.
Pic very related.
they're civ nats, there's no difference between them and you
Pretty sure being a 8ft tall giant with 12 cock would make you a world-wide phenomenon and in the long run result in more than 50 mil of income.
>50 mil or height/dick size
Hahahahahaah what kind of a dumb nigger wouldn't go for the 50 mil. The only reason you wouldn't want them is if you were a billionaire already
*breathes in*
BURN THE COAL
No, your best bet would be becoming a pornstar and even that life is incredibly demeaning and pathetic compared to being a mega richfag
gimmie 5k instead
my height and dick are both average
>I know what I deserve
She didn't believe the "once you go black, we don't want you back" rule. Fucking kek
>bumping a cuckold thread
scum
>be me
>6'2
>7inch benis
yeah, i'll take the money
kill yourself pathetic ass nigger
you're a cuck for bumping this thread
>not becoming 8 feet with a 12 inch dick
oh fuck didn't read the caption you're right OP is a faggot
Pay the toll tbph
you're a fucking retarded piece of shit.
good job. bump the thread some more you cuckold
the money so i can buy high class prostitutes for me
That genuinely looks like a horse's ass. And since the image is severely lacking in jpg it wouldn't even take much effort to photoshop it onto an actual horse.
I'd take the money
I'm allready 6'2" and why the hell would I want to shrink my dick?
can you cuckolds stop bumping this thread please?
50000000
don't need dick size or height when I have more money than almost any man. women are literally turned on by money
another cuckold bumping the anti white thread
I'd rather bump a thread with an off-topic image about interracial sex than bump one with a gore one with a mutilated penis
that's because you're a sissy cuckold retarded bitch
I think you're far too invested in this. you will calm down by your late 20s
you're far too much of a retarded nigger loving cuckold who is promoting the death of the white race. I will never calm down. Scum like you need to die.
imagine spending your whole day getting angry at strangers on the internet
imagine being a cuckold who destroys his own reputation as a white man on purpose
i'll take the $50 million
Changing my height and dick size won't improve my life at all. Sure the satisfaction of having a big dick would be nice but it won't do anything for me in the long run.
I would take make myself 8 foot with 12 inch cock. I'd get into nba, become rich, get a few millions, quit nba and retire, get jacked and become a 8 foot millionaire hulk with monster cock
god oathkeepers are such nigger loving boomer faggots
I'll gladly take the money over choosing my height and size thanks.
>imagine being a cuckold who destroys his own reputation as a white man on purpose
h-hot
god i wish pic related was my sister
kill yourself faggot. you disgust me. I would beat your sorry ass. niggers are inferior slaves and not human beings.
Gimme 50m pls
I'll just take the money, thanks. My girlfriend is an inch taller than me and she has no problem with that. She also likes my dick.
Niggers and white blond girls were made for each other. The skin contrast looks perfect
niggers prefer dicks in their ass
black "men" are gay weak sissy boi bitches
>implying
Nigger dicks are like 0.5 inch or something bigger on average. Thats barely a noticeable difference
And id choose the money
Cope harder lads
t. cuckold/nigger
pictures don't lie. black bois are ALL gay sissies
>pictures don't lie
indeed they do not
get btfo shitty skin bitch
hahaha nigger bitch bois are a fucking joke
>imagine being another man's slave
>50M
>never have to work a single day in your life ever again
>you can do almost anything you want
>all the time in the world to work out, pick up socials skills and get plenty of girls
>or play vidya all day on a $10K PC
>or travel everywhere, live as a weeb in japan, do whatever you want
>vs
>being a more satisfying partner to some thot who will leave you anyway one day
Easy choice if you ask me.
Dick size doesnt matter if youre a pedophile
The monry how is this a question?
>implying you can stay rich if you're not constantly managing your money, or making sure the one who manages your money isn't screwing you over
the 50 mil is still the best choice by far unless you're a midget
>All these cucks posting in this anti white cuck thread
So stupid
>The monry how is this a question?
money cant buy you height or dick size (not counting the risky, expensive surgeries that will fuck you up)
height and dick size, make me 6'6 and 11x7"
I'm already tall sooo getting rid of my small dick or $50m...
$50m easily. NEET life > confidence boost
The money. I'm 6'2" and have a 7" dick.
>I'm 6'2" and have a 7" dick.
no youre not. Learn to measure yourself faggot
you are retarded cuckolds who don't get this is a cuck psy op
I mean, if the whole point of choosing your height and dick size was so you could be a more suitable Chad, you'd still want to choose the money. After all, women would rather fuck a rich guy in exchange for financial security than to fuck a Chad who only offers good dick
The difference is that women with height and big dick youd fuck women because theyre sexually attracted to you, with money they would simply sell you their bodies for money
Height: 6'4" (currently 6'7")
Dick 10" x7" (currently like 8"x5.5" bp)
7'5"
14"x8" roastie destroyer
NBA will draft me and with endorsements I can be worth hundreds of millions after retirement
Im takink that phat shmoney bag cuz im already 6'6 with big dicc
thats why you go for traditional third world qts that are not corrupted by feminism. They dont care about looks, only financial security.
Height and dick size. I'm already in a lucrative profession but I'm short and it's genuinely the worst aspect of my life.
The money why would anybody not take the money, unless you are a midget or have a micro dick you have nothing to worry about.
can someone post some interracial cuck hentai ITT thanks frens
why not mixed people like me i fucking hate woman
50000000 is a good amount of money. I don't want to change my height and dick size Cause I'd rather be a cute girl than a SPARTAN II.
nigga if you have that kind of money you dont even need a dick
ez money, unless adjusting your height includes becoming a guy with robotic hands, legs, spine etc making you a fucking terminator
Give me the ability to alter my physical appearance completely to my liking (at least one time) and it could actually be worth the 50mil.
Otherwise this choice is fucking retarded and shows how pathetic manlets and dicklets really are
I'd choose the height and become 8 feet tall with a 12 inch penis.
the "based Jow Forumsiticians," smashing the basedboy cucks everybody
I'm 6'3 so I'll take the money
the fucking money dude. I'm 511. Pretty tall round the commie shithole im from. I could do a lot with such an amount of money.