Told my dad I would be busy yesterday

>told my dad I would be busy yesterday
>was actually on a date with a trap and ended up pounding the boipucci during the date
Who else /shameful/?

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You better tell me how you got in contact with a trap right now.

You know that when you get to hell, you'll feel this forever

And you ditched your dad for this? Disgusting.

>told my dad i was busy last week
>spent all week fucking my fleshlight and smoking weed

Unironically on Jow Forums' lgbt board. I got lucky, she looked pretty good and was close by. I tried tinder and grindr for like 5 minutes, but it's quite clear you'll end up with AIDS if you pick someone from those sites. You need to find the autistic NEET traps on Jow Forums sadly

Sounds like you were just busy, OP. Busy being a fag.

Personally, I wouldn't be ashamed of being gay, but I would be ashamed of dating a trap. Just be gay, you don't have to dress up like a girl and pretend otherwise. Own it

can I request a greentext?

>be me
>browsing /lgbt/ board since it's one I usually dont browse, and got bored of the ones I was currently browsing
>see an "ideal bf/gf thread"
>"okay, this could be fun. I wonder what people put"
>find some depressed, NEETish trap say that they like anime and vidya as a hobby. Has same taste in both as me
>fuck it, could be fun to make a friend
>start talking a bit through discord, having a lot of fun
>watch some anime together through some streaming service that syncs up the streams
>she sends me a pic, pretty cute
>I say "I bet you'd look cute in a maid dress ;)" (absolutely pathetic of me tbhonest)
>she says "maybe I'll buy one and it can be our secret :)"
>boner.jpg (surprising, since I thought i was straight)
>we talk for a couple months, end up being only a 45 minute drive away
>end up hanging out in person on a couple occasions, playing lots of vidya
>get a text a few days ago "user, I bought the maid dress. I need you to help me put it on ;)"
>fuck, I'm busy on Saturday with work
>dont want to miss the opportunity. Panic and just spot out Sunday as a date
>right after saying that, I remember it's father's day
>about an hour later work up the courage to call my dad and tell him I'll be too busy on Sunday to stop by
>"it's okay son, maybe some other time"
>horrendous guilt ensues. Feel bad the rest of the day
>Sunday rolls around, go to the trap's house, hang out, maid dress, pound boipucci while she's in the dress
>odd combination of guilt and horniness during it
Typing this out makes me want to vomit in shame user

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Fuck thats hot.

Don't worry about your dad bro. Just take the next opportunity to spend quality time with him. Also bring a belated father's Day gift.

Good, user. You managed to make me hard. Now greentext the ploughing of the boipucci in detail. Was there any foreplay? Would be extremely grateful if you shared.

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that honestly sounds like a pretty gud time

Aw man, I feel you. And I'm sure I'd do the same if that happen to me. And I'd be shameful afterwards too.

This.
Go call your dad to make a new appointment to spend quality time with him. There's no need to feel guilty unless you end up seeing him only next father's Day or something.

Furthermore, grats on the sex.

>Just take the next opportunity to spend quality time with him. Also bring a belated father's Day gift.
I will. But I still feel like such an asshole. I'll get him a good gift though, and go fishing with him soon

>Was there any foreplay?
Lots of foreplay. We started off just snuggling a bit on the couch playing vidya when I got there. Then after about an hour i asked her if she tried on the maid outfit, and she said she hadn't yet. We went to her closet, I checked it out, looked extremely cute and got me turned on, also saw she had a pink wig from some cosplay she did before, and saw a headband with cat ears, so I told her to put all 3 of those on. I also told her when she was done getting dressed up, to go to the kitchen, bring me a beer, and say "mr. user, I brought you your drink" (replace user with my name obviously). From there, I said "thank you [her name]", grabbed her butt, and then she said (unironically) "this is lewd mr. user! I am the maid!". Then I picked her up, brought her to the couch, we got handsy for a bit, she said "oh mr. user, I've thought about this for a while now", lots of touching and kissing, bend her over, and plow the boipucc. The whole episode there probably took about 45 minutes? After that we just hung out for a few more hours, and I made her keep the dress, pink wig, and cat ears on while I was there

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AAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK YES
THIS IS THE SHIT THAT KEEPS ME GOING
Thank you very much.

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lucky as fuck

You made the right choice user! Father's Day is just a vapid commercial holiday anyway. Boipussy is more important.

Thats a sweet story user, do you wanna date them?

Tell the trap to get a sex change operation and estrogen. Then it's no longer gay because the doctor's operation changes the sex.

as an user whos father is already dead, i can tell you that this was a mistake
>"it's okay son, maybe some other time"
>son is busy fucking a man
breaks my heart...

He needs to get the trap a sex change operation. Then he becomes female because of the doctor giving him a vagina

Would that vagina even feel like a real vagina to a guy having sex with it?

>remove the whole point of a trap fetish
why not date a real chick then, fuckwit?

Hell yeah because the doctor makes it that way. It's a tight hole to stick it in and lose your virginity.

Sorry, Dad, I was too busy fucking a mentally ill person in the butt to spend a few minutes of my day with you. You understand, right?

You make me sick, user.

>lucky as fuck
I'm actually not even that lucky. It's actually much easier than I thought to find traps in the area so long as you look around online a bit and start talking to people. I've spoken to 3 different traps within an hour distance from me, but only really hit it off very well with this one. And most non-SJW traps are willing to put on a cute anime outfit for you if you're a little dominant about it and because it makes them feel more feminine. I bet you could find a trap into this stuff in about a weeks time or so with a little search effort. Just remember to be nice

>do you wanna date them?
Actually thinking about this a lot. The answer is yes, but there are logistical hurdles. One is that many traps can get depressed at times due to gender dysphoria, and you have to help them through it at times. Also, people may be able to notice that she is actually a guy and misgender, which can be embarrassing for her, and by extension me who has to help her not get depressed when stuff like that happens.

But I think I can work through this stuff, and just see where it goes. We get along very well, and worst case scenario we just break up

It's harder to get laid with them and it would be nice to take a male friend, encourage him to transition and give him a vagina. Then you marry your best friend. It would be paradise.

I'm sorry anons. It was wrong of me to do this. I still feel guilty

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>brushing your dad off
>not bringing him along to double team the boipucci in a father-son bonding experience

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You know you're a faggot, right? You know you fucked a man in a dress and a wig, right?

If you convince your friend to get vagina surgery it's not gay. The doctor turned him into a woman. It's called a sex change operation because the sex changes.

Who gives a shit? The idea of heterosexuality is a Christian invention. Greeks and Romans fucked boys and men for all its ancient and medieval history. Get the fuck out of here with your Christian morals you ignorant fuck.

wtf I love trannys now.

oof. cute story OP but this is making me jealous. i've wanted a cute bf to help me out as i take the trappill.

is lgbt worth looking at then?

>she

traps are hot but don't lie to yourself. traps are 100% gay

"She" "looked" "Pretty" "Good"

those same greeks and romans would laugh in your face and probably beat the shit out of you for talking about this gender dysphoria and he/she shit. just admit you are gay and enjoy fucking cute boys up the ass.

W-where do you live?
dsfffdsfds

You're just trying to make it easier to devalue him by telling him to "own it".

probably not in the same country as you.
new zealand

>is lgbt worth looking at then?
Yes, but just be a little subtle. Don't be like the guys in r9k where they make a thread and just write >tfw no gf. There are a decent amount of bi guys and cis guys on there, and it's pretty easy to identify when it's one of them. Just be a little whitty, be nice, and wait for the right moment to say "sounds like you need a trap gf user :3". Most guys on there will respond to this, you can trade some contact info, and then you can start talking and see where it goes.

/lgbt/ can be so cute at times. Every once in a while you start seeing love develop between two people on the board. It's very nice to watch it unfold

you double disappointed your father in one day, and on father's day no less
you double disappointment nigger

I was just thinking this

I'm being genuine when i say this user you are a disgusting faggot that if your dad found out the true you he'd probably feel like a failure for the rest of his life (that you wouldn't be in because you're too busy fucking a cross dressing man)


I guarantee you your dad is still thinking about it today how he spent Father's Day alone

>I guarantee you your dad is still thinking about it today how he spent Father's Day alone
This :(

At least I feel guilty about it. It's not like I did it out of malice. It was a moment of weakness

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Is it straight if the trans woman got a sex change operation?

Good for you man
Wish i could do that but my dad says it's imoral and i had to much fun last time i was outside the house

I met a few kiwis on other boards. Not all hope is lost.

They say the Devil's forbidden fruit is a Pomegranate, you know why?

because a Pomegranate looks like a big juicy fruit on the outside, but the only edible parts are the tiny little seeds.

We all have sins user, I'm not going to berate you with insults or act like I've never done anything bad myself, but you could go to your local Catholic church and confess this to the priest. Priests are lawfully obligated to keep everyone's sins secret, so he won't tell anyone, and after you tell your sins God will forgive you as if you never committed them.

It's good that you're ashamed, it means you still have your humanity, some people don't think twice about the things they do, and those people disgust me.

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You give me hope user, i will find myself a qt3.14 even if it's not a girl

This might be good idea. Origiolo

You probably will user. Just keep looking

I hope you get aids and die a slow death.

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Yet if you had the chance, i bet you'll do it again to that poor bastard

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Show us that boipucci then