ITT: we help each other talk to our matches and hopefully save some user from spending any more time in this place

> hey, is your mate single?

We're not incels. Those are on rebbit in their own containment board

Why do I match with SO MANY asian girls? I'm not exactly complaining b/c they always cute and thin and put out, but I wish I got some variety and understood what it is about me that draws them.

Any female on tinder wouldn't be able to stand me for 5 minutes

P-please tell me your secret, user

>Match with girl
>She's actually interesting
>Speaking to her for 2 weeks now
>Talk about turn on's
>Goes onto to say she likes bondage
>Not too bad
>Also leather suits
>Ok little weird but I'm open minded
>Say's she wants to fart on me and have me piss on her
>Quickly change subject
Idk whether or not to keep talking to her. She's the best I've done so far and she's actually interesting and we have lots in common. Except she's a bit of a fetish freak.

Why havent you locked down a number or meet up yet?

She says she has anxiety. We got really close to meeting but she bailed like the day before. Although she always talks about hanging out with her friends so idk.

Here, just do this:

Match with girl.

Type Truth or Dare?

If truth- 'Truthfully, what is your phone number?'

If dare- 'I dare you to give me your phone number'

This has worked more than anything else I've ever used.

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That sounds like she isnt really interested then bro.

I'm thinking about stopping to message her and she how she reacts.

>live in a small city
>get ~20 matches my first week on tinder
>meet three of them
>run out of women to swipe on
>get maybe 3 matches over the next month
>visiting a different city
>decide to swipe for shits
>have 10 matches before noon
is it wrong to move for a shot at pussy? I think I would do alright if my selection wasn't so limited

Would be a good call. God Speed.

are you a kv? idk fetishes might not be bad.

shes keeping you around for attention when bored lad

>be white
>be attractive
it really is that simple

>get the odd match here and there on tinder
>they usually reply unless they're attractive
>go on OKC
>NEVER get any replies, no matter what the fuck I say
I can't believe tinder is actually better than the alleged 'real' dating site

I never talk to ANYBODY on tinder. I never get matches anymore, either.

Maybe that's why. I just never know what to say, I'm a shy boy.

Give me something please I suck at this

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>"So what are you looking for on here?"
How the fuck do I respond to that? I'd have a hookup or a relationship but I'm not sure how to answer.

>Have a genuine profile about myself, my interests (working out, volunteering, playing guitar) with a couple funny jokes and shit
>No matches for months

>Change my profile to a bitter indictment of women and Tinder, taunting women for having generic, shitty profiles and listing "travel" as a hobby
>Get at least 1 match every day even with never swiping

Really makes you think. Also:
>Set up a date with a girl
>She agrees and seems excited
>Deletes me on the day before we're meant to hang out and grab a coffee in the city

Will you be a disney princess for the right guy?

She's 21 but her parents have just done a good job of keeping her and her siblings off social media so she still has her innocence. Shes pretty dumb even though she is book smart

OKC recently changed so now you have to mutually "like" eachother before she can even see you messaged her. It's so women aren't bombarded with "Hey"

A chick I know made an OKC account looking for a sugar daddy and had 500 men in a single day begging to buy things for her. Not even in exchange for sex, just for the privilege of purchasing things for her HOPING she'd reward them with sex. That's what you're competing with.

Just say you are looking for a friend to chill with and see what it leads to. For more brownie points say you want somebody to watch Netflix with. Girls just want a fuck buddy first and foremost then friend later

Not worth it, anyone who has to say they're things like that are either pretending or have a giant ego

>"A hookup or a relationship. What else?"
Wow, that was HARD!

everyone has anxiety with dating really, still need to force yourself to meet people tho, she doesn't sound that interested

Does anyone else just swipe right without looking until they're out of likes?
Ive been doing that off and on for 2 years and only amassed 10 matches total, several bots, and I really hope im not THAT unappealing

okc has been good for me, i've been receiving a lot of messages from girls although they seem a lot uglier and scummier compared to tinder where there are more hot, middle class girls

ugh no, don't do that

most apps probably have an algorithm that punishes you for doing that, it can work if you're attractive where girls are going to swipe right on you too meaning you amass a huge selection of pussy, if you're ugly you're likely just pushing yourself further down the line

>He doesn't know about Tinder's hidden "MMR" system
Protip: you ruined your account. If you just swipe on every girl with no matches, your MMR drops and you get put on fewer profiles. Make a new account and start again, but this time be picky and don't actually use your 100 swipes a day.

That's because girls using OKC are actually looking for dick and relationships. Girls on Tinder are mostly looking for validation and bragging rights.

i guess so, found a lot more single mums on okc though it's weird, and got 5 messages on my first day

Single mums use OKC because it's more "serious" and they DESPERATELY want someone to fund their baby. Tinder where I live is full of chubby single mothers wearing hoodies and sweatpants too.

Would it be beneficial to routinely "reboot" my account?

actually i was wrong i meant plentyoffish not okcupid

yeah i do that sometimes you have to delete it from your facebook in apps settings as well to fully reboot it.

Actually, yes. Some user on here said that his best success has been making a new account every time the likes start drying up. When you start a new account as a male you are given a HUGE MMR boost to get you addicted to Tinder and thinking that if you pay for Gold/Plus you'll keep that momentum.

What are some good cold openers? I actually managed to match with a Stacy, but her bio is worthless. Any of you got any tips?

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ngl my fake account sense is tingling

That's probably a bot or just a girl looking to see how many matches she can get. Open up with a joke that leads into asking for her number. Understand this: if this girl is real, she probably has some 100 other men EVERY SINGLE DAY desperately begging to suck her farts out. You're just another brick in the wall. Unless you have status or looks to offer, this won't end well for you.

let me eat your pink taco

My likes have dried up completely, but I don't think I'm shadowbanned. I start getting likes again whenever I'm out of town.
Might try this for shits, but I think my area's just dead.

Reboot your account and see what happens. I know that whenever I travel, even just 20-30km north, my matches skyrocket.

"Where's my apple?"

>You know... the Red Army shot 16,000 of their own men at Stalingrad

>And of course, the majority of the Wehrmacht had no winter clothing.

are you a kv or are you going for it

SHE'S RESPONDING.

How do I counter my innate sperginess?

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so how are you doing? where are you from? just ask some kind of question that isn't yes or no answer

Checked and good luck!

I'm not a kv but I think she is. She still hasn't texted me today

She's going to stop replying soon

I'M GOING FOR IT BOYS. I BARELY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BUT I THINK IT'S WORKING??

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I hate it when spergy people get a pass for being attractive. Get that gf and leave this place, it's for uggos only

You think it's working?

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Asked for the number. She said "hmm Idk with the thinking emoji. Game over boys.

shoulda asked for drinks/coffee first.

Yeah that's gg, nice try though. Maybe moved just a touch too fast, it looked like you had a conversation going somewhere. Don't wanna jump the gun.

If shes responding to you, you have to be somewhat attractive. Just find another whore to fuck user, you have options.

Nice try tho, good luck next time, just find another waman to chat

Is it bad that I have sex regularly and am still here?

Jesus fucking Christ this shit is cringey.

Fair play for trying man, but you need to learn what you are doing.

Not necessarily. Being a robot doesnt equate to being a sexless virgin. To be a robot you just have to have something off with you. Do you have any mental issues or a shitty past?

>is it bad
Stop typing this.

Nope. I just like being around incel culture. It's like anmorbid curiosity

Why would someone try to catfish as an ugly girl? Didn't fall for it but it seems odd.

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why do people agree to meet and then when the day comes and I ask again to make sure they say "maybe." Just should have never messaged me in the first place fuck if I care

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less suspicious?

My problem is being ghosted after they agree to meet. I'll ask them out, they say yes, then I ask for their number or try to set a time and get no response. Just say no for fucks sake.

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I have 230 matches and i too autistic to talk to any of them

Sometimes they start the conversation and i just ignore.
t. Massive autist

How did you start the interaction, and how engaged was she with you off the bat? I'm still new at online dating and I have no idea how to get anywhere more than a few lines of small talk

What conspiracy theory should I tell her?

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>search what I think my matches name is on Facebook
>there's an inactive clearly fake account with pictures of a different girl from my matches pics
>I do actually know that the girl I'm talking to is the girl in her tinder photos
>can't figure out why this fake account with her name exists

are you me? I'm afarid of girls

how do you even get matches lmao. one week and NOTHING

i have my own pet roastie

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staple your nipples and wear ponytails,

>do as your told
>your
she had 0 standards

Project Blue Beam

I get 2-4 matches a day but talking to these women seems like a waste of time. Only 1 in 25 is open for a date.

All of this seems like a huge waste of time. Have never matched with a single girl who I was actually interested in.

what went wrong guys

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I feel your pain user. Some of these girls are flaky too. Made plans for two different dates with two different girls, chatted with them both up until the day of as normal and then got ghosted lel.

It's no big deal, I don't take rejection personally I just don't see the point of not being honest at being disinterested at least.

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You know exactly where it went wrong user, I chuckled at the stupid imagery though.

you cucked yourself. Don't say negative things about you right away. Only women are allowed to undervalue themselves so they can receive compliments.

>You there?
If nothing else you made some faggot on the internet laugh, user.

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u kno what to do lad

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Foreign language but went on like this. I'm completely apathetic because I am not even in shape to date anyone.

>me: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate tinder?
>me: because i'm starting a club and we need more 8+ people
>her: i'd say an 8 probably :D
>me: welcome!
>me: your member-card and special tinder phone where you can only swipe left will arrive shortly by mail

I realized that it's not open-ended and that I fucked up.

based historyposter

>go on tinder girls only want hook ups with me
>go to the club, same issue
>go to pubs, same issue

where do I find a /out/ gf lads?