Black spiderman in Paris

Le juuz did dis :DDD

Physically, this would be very easy for me, yes. I do wonder if the emotional factor of seeing a child in immediate risk of danger like that would be prohibitive to me mentally.

Are you serious? Why weren't his fucking parents helping the kid up? They were just staring at him and only made to pull him up when the nigger was close enough to do it himself. Fuck

Yeah that looks pretty easy desu

youtube comments asked same thing but the reply was 'he was too far', so clearly that was the case

I could but Im not a nigger Im a civilized person.
Also Im quite secure with my dick size so I dont have to pull off stunts to prove anything to anyone I dont care about.

0:21 onwards, the dad has a hold on the kid
fucking lol the spiderman grabs the kid away at the very end

Cool story but this doesn’t make importing a million low iq foreigners with a completely different culture a good thing.

Also, why the hell is a kid that young left home alone? Literally what.

I don't know what to think of it.
It's great to have people risking their lives to save others.
But on the other hand, with all the shit storm about migrants here in France, the fact that a "Malian with no papers" saves that kid seems too good for liberals.
I mean that's the first line in every fucking journal "Un Malien sans papier"
Now you'll have fags bragging about "see they are good people" because one did something good.
They're not all horrible people, at least I hope, but every little thing like that makes people believe the left is a good thing.
But this guy is still a beast.

What was that?

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>displaying your racism further
Sure proved me wrong!

I was being sarcastic bro, the guy was well in range its a joke, more traffic for news and youtube. Like Logan paul, within a couple weeks he was back with millions of views and you know full well hes getting paid the same he was youtube didnt cut his pocket money. How many other youtubers made videos about it at the time reeled in big dosh

#notallmuslims

>see the thumbnail
>think it's some third world shit hole like India or smth
>it's France
Yea, Europe is fucked up pretty bad

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Did you type that with your nose, Shlomo?

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Staged as fuck. how could a child have enough grip to stay like that for such a long time.
ofc there's an undocumented non white hero to do the job.
French gobernment already invited him.
Newspapers around the world already printed the stuff.

It's like they know people will get emotionnal about stuff like this.
Typical propaganda.

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correct

>this doesn’t fit with my racist perceptions of reality so it must be fake
Pro tip: the less you weight the higher your strength to weight ratio is. What are you suggesting, the baby was hooked there with a string? Lmao, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s fake.

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>this doesn’t fit with my racist perceptions of reality so it must be fake
>implying implications
The video looks staged, not spontaneous at all.

There is a ledge which the child is standing on. I don't think it's fake but that's because I don't think that the migrant would be smart enough to coach for the media spectacle coming.

>"heroically rescue" a child
>migrant gets French citizenship
Pretty dangerous precedent honestly.

Now refugees can set up scams. Endanger people only to rescue them again and become a citizen.

It wasnt his parents, he could maybe only keep hold of him in that position, if he didnt move.
The wife couldve climbed over, probably paralyzed with fear though.

low quality bait

COPE

>Shilling on Jow Forums

yes i could do this, i do ropes at judo training and have had to do something very similar cos i forgot my flat keys (shouldn't have risked it i was drunk but all's well that ends well). what i don't get is why the people already holding him couldn't pull the kid up by themselves, they had a fine angle to do it, it just looked like they were waiting for blacktain america to come grab it

it would either make it loads worse or make it feel like nothing. for me im sure it would be the latter though

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Do what, stage a video using a kid? No, I can't do that because I have some levels of shame and dignity.

>displaying your racism fuhrer
sure missed an opportunity there

so why didn't the people on the balcony pull the kid up? They are just standing there. "Dont worry Jacques, this strong proud black man is coming to save you!"

This is gay and fake as fuck.

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>to save a small child
to save a small child whose dad couldn't be bothered to upright row lmao1toddler to save his legacy on this planet, his own child. I've seen some bad parents but he coulda done that easy without spidequan

Would you save both or none? Be honest

>Baby hanging outside a council flat window with a single mother that that smokes 40 a day and weighs 300lbs screaming because they'll cut her benefits

>A small spider thats just started making a web to catch all the flys and bugs for you but its in an area in your house that wont allow it to get many flys

>Jacques
You meant abdallah or mehmet

you could get the baby, knock the mother out, kidnap and sell the baby for some good money.

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>black
>in paris
color me surprised

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both. but for the baby. i would make sure that she loses custody or is declared unfit to raise a child. would try (if there is time) to record her saying something about support money

im sure I could do this, I probably wouldn't though. God it's so fucking gay. The guy reaching over has the baby even in your thumbnail and the immigrant just yoinks it out of his hands to appear heroic and that he wasn't wasting his time climbing

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>all the Jow Forumsfaggotry ITT
There should be a requirement for anyone who falls for racebait to post bodies. I have suspicions about the Jow Forumsness of many posters in this thread.

He wasn't the dad, he's a neighbour

the dad is in costudy for leaving his kid alone

Staged as shit but yes i could.

why the fuck were there two people, presumably the parents, just hanging around doing nothing when they could've easily lifted the baby to safety at any given time? What was the point of all this?

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Cause its some shitty stunt to make people accept immigrants.
Fuck,the parents aren't even white look at them.
Should have let the kid to fall,he wasn't white either.

>open your borders or kids will die

I don't think it's fake, the parents arrived pretty late. They wouldn't just let a baby hang there and potentially fall to its death. But even then the they were fucking retards, just lift the fucking baby

I'm just as racist as the rest of this thread but I agree

I THINK that my paternal instincts would make it even easier and more natural since I have a kid and I have done some pretty crazy shit to protect him which I could never replicate. I don't know for sure though about scaling the side of a building though since much of it would need to be thought out.

still coulda easily pulled him up by himself

Blackman climbs like a monkey. What a shock

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Awww someone saved my edit

That nigger used his natural talent to break into house, and instead of prosecuted he was praised.
This is what a world we live in

Fuck I try not to listen to conspiracy theories etc.. But this fucking screams staged
Don't try and make us believe that niggers , especially the niggers we have here such as him, would go out of their way to save a white baby

>using a fucking quote meme wrong
Ok, newfag

>i don't want to sound like an austistic Jow Forumstard but my white ass is on FIREEEEEEEEE NO THIS CANT BE TRUE STAGED STAGED NOOOOO NIGGERS NIGGERS THYE ARE ANIMALS THEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wew

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Kek

Ironically enough, racists have low IQ. Extreme tribalism.

Not surprised with the delusion so much of Jow Forums displays.

It's one thing to be critical of other cultures, but that shit is cartoon levels of bigtorty

when i saw this on the news i thought the building was on fire lol. staged as fuark kid looked like he weighed about 30 kgs and that dude standing there couldve lifted him over the whole time

cringe

Do they have gyms in Mali? I wonder how he built the strength. Really makes you ponder if fitness industry is a money scum
hmmm

This thqh famalam

>mfw he got french citizenship and a job at the fire station as a result of the stunt
>mfw it's a matter of time until someone has the idea of intentionally endanger a kid and do a similar heroic

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>the less you weight the higher your strength to weight ratio is
but if you weigh less you have less muscle as well

Thank goodness this child migrant came to the rescue and saved the baby from the incompetent white parents. The baby was just too heavy for the father or mother to pull up, they were able to hold on to him long enough to dangle him from the porch, but if the migrant hero didn’t come the baby wouldn’t surely have fallen :^)

The baby also somehow managed to go over the railing, and hold along it to go past the divider wall. You know how baby’s tend to just climb 3 foot railings and hang from them, typical babies am I right? Without women and children migrants like this migrant child hero to save us all, the western and evil white world would surely be doomed.

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Jow Forums is straight forward and then to the right

im pretty sure the baby is arab
no white people were involved in this incident this is france after all

>if fitness industry is a money scum
Modern bodybuilding has been "invented", i.e. promoted and commercialized by Jews, one of them being Sandow himself. Majority of overpriced and unhealthy fitness nutrition is propagated and sold by Jews and lots of fitness books and magazines are written by them too. The industry itself preys on weak, insecure and stupid men. So you tell me

Yeah maybe I did over-meme my post, but how is a baby gonna climb that railing? How is the baby gonna hang and strafe past the divider wall? Why is the father able to hold onto the baby’s hand, but not able to pull him up?

Try to hang from a pull-up bar and tell me how long you can do it. You think a baby has forearm and grip strength enough to do all this? You think a baby has enough of a survival instinct to understand he is in danger enough to hold on the way he did rather than just cry and let go due to it being difficult?

The baby and the parents are arab.

He probably had to jump lots of fences to come to Europe

Natural selection baby

>Literally anything happens
>DIE JUDEN
mwf

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But why didn't the two people who were standing where Spiderman eventually got to just pull the child up?

I thought he was gonna climb to the balcony underneath the kid and catch it.

good containment thread, well done opie

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His father left the child (4) at home alone, father currently charged with child abandonment and held in jail

And others.

Back to for you faggots.
This man is a hero. And Im not even pro immigration.

the baby was really a russian bot.

>quote meme
>t.

id trade a few babies for no niggers

I like how the couple waited for him to get to the top before they helped pull the toddler up.

Obviously that 30 pound kid was just too much for the two of them. Shit is staged as fuck.

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Actually they were too far, and were gonna pull him up.
You see it better here:

youtube.com/watch?v=zt6Nerktik8

This. Set up and knew the same the second i read it
Every article on the story is like " now Parisiens will be so happy to help him settle in his new home"

>that webm
fucking hell

>JUST LOOK INTO IT MAN

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Even in the off-chance that they're too retarded to just climb over to the other side of the partition, I've seen too much of the medias bullshit to ever believe the crap they want me to believe.

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what was the issue? Kid was on the other side of the partition? Imagine trying to pick up your kid in a shitty angle and dropping him

Now that the dust has settled was he an actor or not?

I've had to climb 3 stories to break in through my apartment balcony so this is basically the same thing

How do you get stronger at awkward angles? Was trying to get a squirrel trap out of an AC duct and the 4lb cage felt like 100lbs. I can lateral raise 5x20x35lbs.

>try to pick up neighbors kid
>can't do it and drop him
>charged for manslaughter and life is ruined

yeah what a great idea. Putting a hand on another persons kid in 2018