/britfeel/

My 14 year-old brother is watching a Youtuber and I can hear the s o y in the Youtuber's voice. He sounds just like the girl with glasses in Bob's Burgers.

If Ngubu scores anuvva few, we'll adopt a blak baby too

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Cuter than a Paki.

Yea that's when she's grown from the age of 13 to 16. Sag's a nonce btw

based
Yis
Grown up Sagiri a cute

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That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I wanted...! That's not fair!

Post your 3D British celebrity crushes. Mine is Jess Glynne. I really like her hair and I want to bury my face in it and take a deep whiff. She also has nice feet.

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fuck me sterling is dogshit. why is he in the squad lads? too many stupid mistakes.

She's a moose, lad.

Why is your waifu a 13 year old?

>blaming the heat

Really cringing at these excuses
It's like they think it's blasphemy to say the finishing is shite

Why's Sagiri reading a book about herself? Bit narcissistic, don't you think, lad?

Never heard of her but she's nice

what?

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>mum blabbing away on the phone for nearly an hour

three kick. c'mon inglund

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avatarfags=narcissists

youtube.com/watch?v=YbPTr1H-L-0
>redhead waifu
based

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right lads, need a lad to touch my willy RIGHT NOW

commentators making excuses for england already
>it's too hot for our boys! there not adapted!

It's NOT coming home

I unironically think ingerlund will be knocked out at the group stage. this is totally dire.

Because that happens to be her age
>She probably wrote it too

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nig for nig

He's had a shit game today but he's also had 23 goals and 17 assists this season. He's a very good player

black lad comes off, black lad goes on

He's not got Pep's PEDs

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No he isn't he got gifted goals by his club, every time he is under pressure and has a chance which requires composure he fucks it up

Who remembers one for one?

>it's so humid
>there are so many bugs!

I think she's cute. I don't like it when she dresses up like a ghetto ho, though. She does this most of the time. :(

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CUM ON RNWANDO MY SUN DO IT FOR YUOR CUNTRY

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Yea mate the only reason city have him on the team is because they feel sorry for him. He just got gifted all 23 goals on a platter

I mean yeah he makes some dumb mistakes but he's 100% starting squad worthy.

Laffin' @ this desu.
Remember we used to discuss music together and that was about it, came to an end seemingly when he was getting picked at for talking to me
Imagine grown men trying to control who one speaks to as if they were in a playground, p. pathetic
Nigga can't even spell dingle kek

Lennonposter is a nice chap, although some of his views are quite insidious
Anyway, runny run soon methinks.

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dele ali use to go to my old college. apparently he was a class a arrogant cunt and most people disliked him, especially the tutors.

according to the commentators logic we should win the world cup if it was hosted in england :^)

God we're so fucking shite

>mum asks if I have a GF
>asks if I am gay
FUCK OFF

almost like having nearly no native brits in the squad makes them have no passion for the country.

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Red hair is patrician tier, especially curly.

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>mum asks if I have a GF
>asks if I am gay

Which is it?

My mum does the same thing. I'm not fucking interested in relationships, at least the ones I can realistically get into.

mam thought I was gay when I had a mate around one. jokingly said "you want me to wank you off or what?" she took it seriously and still thinks I'm gay.

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its neither, I'm not gay and dont have a gf

Imagine grown men pretending to be cute anime girls

>My mum does the same thing. I'm not fucking interested in relationships, at least the ones I can realistically get into.

Faggot detected.

>it's too hot
shut up it's the fact we have so many niggers who can run fast but have zero mental attributes.

I asked you to stop calling me that, mum.

But you have to be over eighteen to post here.

Found a good flat chest thread on /s/

someone explain the norf meme, I don't get it
who is norf supposed to represent?

mmm would love to see a thick veiny bbc slide in and out of that mouth.

Who said anything about pretending, user? ^_~

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STOP THIS GAY FAR POST CROSSING IT DOESN'T WORK FFS HOW MANY TIMES UNTIL YOU REALISE? fucking chumps.

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YESSSSSSS 48 y/o

>Ashley Young
>is the oldest in the squad

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braindead footy supporters lad.

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baitfag out in full force this evening lads

Post one, four, two, one. I will not even give you the pleasure of a (you) for such bad bait

Yes, lads, I've been growing my shitty pube beard for about 2 months and it's finally becoming visible from 5 feet away!!

fern britton, when she was at her fattest. her big shapely bottom made quite an impression on my child brain.

Why are they also cuckolds?

fucking dire lads honestly. sums up our political position rightly too.

my epilator is arriving tomorrow
buying some panties as well
should i post pics here when they arrive?

Would cuddle.

bl0x

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whats the best way to deal with shaft hair?

Loftus cheeks? I think I've got a cream for that

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If you're Poleaboo: No.

If you're literally anyone else: Yes.

Tell us about the epilator though. I think women exaggerate how painful it is.

no, post webms of you taking a big old dildo.... or a big black cock, that wouldn't be half bad either haha..... mmmm.....

lads I reckon we should make cycling our national sport.

>win constantly
>dominating the world right now
>won Tour de France too many times recently
>other young riders beating top level foreign lads

Literally our only national pride lads.

good stuff Iad

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>he's got adult braces
and we still can't beat him

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These Tunisian qts in the crowd ease the pain 2bh

I wish Blue-Peter was this saucy when I was a kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=bd9wAxF-tHE

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

oregano

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The cameraman knows exactly what he's doing

>mfw this is all rigged to show the superiority of Tunisians so that we accept Tunisian immigrants and race mix with them
N-Nani?!

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what to do for breakfast, i think i'll have home made spicy chicken with bacon wraps. then it's rum time. good ole glorious rum, love it

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aye what about them? you got callouses or something?

>show the superiority of Tunisians
of what laying down on the floor and sucking the refs dick?

or try and get gay with kane

haram

90TH MINUTE CAPTAIN KANE LADS ITS COMING HOME

GET IN THERE KANE MY SUN

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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i just pluck them with a tweezer
skin is too lose for anything else
im a cute white twink i just need some validation
lol okey

thank god for that second goal, nearly had to go to to war.

I WON'T FORGEEEET
ALL THE THINGS WE DID
SOME THINGS, LAST, A LONG TIME
SOME THINGS, LAST, A LONG TIME

youtu.be/TV6LPx1ezYs

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Kane is a racist, tbph. He could and should have found an opportunity to pass the ball to a player of colour

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lads talking to a yankee grill
conversations starting to get stale
Im not great at socialising, any tips?

>not realising this was all planned to create tension and saving it all in the last few
Come over 2 me and I'll give u validation bby

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>mum comes over to look at my laptop
>quickly switch to facebook
>"any penises on there" she jokes
>wait until she opens up facebook on her laptop
>ask her if theres any penises, boobs or pussy on there
got you bitch

It's only bloody comin 'ome lads

I like to think there was actually some sincerity behind this one Mr scrooge

>plucking shaft hair

That actually fucking hurts.