User, the food here is great! Can we go here again on our next date?

>user, the food here is great! Can we go here again on our next date?

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sure but can you wear a bra on our next date

KFC? Uh... sure, if you say so.

Why are nipples poking through a shirt so arousing

I want to tittyfuck the shit out of your tits you fucking slut

I would fuck the shit out of you right here if there werent people watching

Would make her pregnant in the bathroom in the restaurant tbqh

Swimming pool.

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Can you leave me alone, you crazy bitch? I don't know you!

Because nipples come in different sizes and since we don't see them often in public, it gives us a good idea what they actually look like.

>shave eyebrows
>paint them back on

choke on your food

who the hell are you? fix your eyebrows and get off my table

too much fucking makeup godamn

>Not impregnating her in her father's bed
How will you establish dominance otherwise?

>even noticing her eyebrows
faggots pls leave.

Them titties a little too saggy for me

>those eyebrows
dealbreaker. if she's not dtf, ghost her

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Its disturbing you degenerate
These types of "girls" are off my radar
You go raise lil tyrone and play with HPV ridden beef flaps

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>tfw upon seeing OPs picture you want KFC really bad rather than the girl because you've already given up hope in never getting a big titty gf or a gf in general years ago.

Just give me the 11 herbs and spices

>Wow user my boyfriend never takes me to a place this expensive! you're so nice!

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Me on the right of the pic

What country's KFC has fries like that?

i think we're reminded that she's simply human and breastfeeds and that gets the schlong in gear

Well, your boyfriend doesn't know about you cheating on him with me. This will just be another one of our secrets.

Australia. I had to google it. Those fries are weird compared to the American ones.

those crapes look so good. I wish my stomach wasn't fucked and I could actually eat something like that.

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>haha your so funny user. I'm sure you'll find a girlfriend one day, and she will be very lucky!

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what's wrong with your tummy user? Do you have a digestive issue or is it just big?

I'm thin. I have digestive issues. I get nauseated and full really easily. Doctors did an endoscopy and a whole bunch of testing and can't find anything. I love food so it really bums me out.

It's been since last year. At first it was really bad, I lost a ton of weight fast, now I can kinda manage to eat but not much. The doctor kept saying it was something infectous but they never found anything. Now I just have some anti-acid pills that don't work and a nausea pill that does work but if I take it too much my shits are so hard they make my asshole bleed.

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wtf dude go to another doctor

Those tits are far far too saggy to be appealing

FAT ARMS
FAT ARMS
FAT ARMS

KFC chips are fucking god tier over here aye.

When i heard american KFCs dont have chips i was baffled, literally the best part of KFC.

why lie? whats the point?

Yeah. I am going to. Right now I can survive and I'm really busy so I keep putting it off. It's like just good enough where I can eat, so I have been pushing it off. But I haven't had a normal sized meal in almost a year.

Why did you seriously post this KFC is so disgusting

wait to you see her thighs

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I told you to paint one of your eyebrows arching up you dumb bitch
You were supposed to rock bottom the cashier and shout IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SIDE ORDER I WANT!

>your
no

Can't tell if fag who hates breasts, or fag brainwashed by bolted-on fake breasts that borderline touch the chin.

I want to suck on those milkers

>When i heard american KFCs dont have chips i was baffled
You were saying?

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Fuck off you losers. i get laid all the time.

hello anons i am chad

yeah but whens the last time you had a little girl sit on your lap, give you a hug, and tell you she loves you?

>only noticing boobs
Degenerates pls leave

September 11 in the year 2001

>that face
>sharpie eye brows

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>if you dont noice the noobs you're a fag
If you do you're a degenerate

>Larping as a cuck

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because you know she knows you know

>eats what ever that candy is called by the meter

>hat ever that candy is

have you seriously never heard of twizzlers user

this is why I can never win, I hate being poor and dumb

No, I just like small(er) boobs.