Goodbye anons

Goodbye anons

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no dant do thing uhhhh yes dont do thing which u r about to do and stuff

It's probably not gonna work.

Imagine taking that meme seriously, it won't even kill you lmao

*squeeky voice*
Do not proceed unless supervized by children

based user pls live stream it so that we can help with the anhero

what are you gonna do, float up to the stratosphere and deflate?

wait a fucking second
>he bought helium instead of nitrogen
fucking retard that wont fucking work

you know they put oxygen in helium now so at best you'll just give yourself brain damage

>EN12205

good find OP where'd you manage that? as far as I was aware it had been discontinued with a new kind?
but hey 99.9% helium guarantee, gl

Don't worry faggots it's pure

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if its pure helium where did u get it from i want it.

did you photoshop your eyes
no my dude 100% pure quality weed

alright now im not so pissed but still how old is it? because the newer ones have chemicals that make you puke it out
also this

>the amazon description told me it's pure! When has anyone ever lied on those?

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>still alive and posting

This guy just bought a tank for a party and is just trying to physc us out

you can literally google the numbers displayed in the OP and find out for yourself from multiple sources

It's a party kit, bro. As long as it keeps balloons in the air, you think anyone gives a shit about whether or not it's pure?

doing it wrong
that would be painful and much more disturbing experience than passing out on Helium.

>manufacturers who make these to sell for resale just lie about the contents because lol who cares
congrats you're a retard

how? its literally just breathing nitrogen in and out until you pass out and then die

>manufacturers never lie about the contents of their products

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>the exception is the rule
you're so dumb it hurts
its not worth the lie, plain and simple. you lie, you get found out, you pay out your ass and possibly lose your business. Ribena, for example, pops to mind. But that was fucking years ago.

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oh shit dis nigga bout to do it

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see ya space robot, may you finally find peace

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Reminds me of that one user a few years ago.

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>"the exception is the rule"
>you get found out, you pay out your ass and possibly lose your business
This IS the exception. With the amount of money corporations have to put into lawsuits and legal issues, it's very easy for them to get away with "white lies."

dont user, wait some more

you're gonna need a lot more helium than that if you want to get anywhere

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I hope you'll enjoy this baloon party!

kek

nice the suicidal thoughts are finally back

Its public knowledge that only welding and scientific helium is cerified to be pure.

OP please update us

Why tf are the balloons as big as the front door? So that people can see they are balloons?

op here, i'm dead

any minute now, boys.

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I wish I had the courage you have. I've wasted so much time and money and disappointed so many people. If I wasn't a coward, the most honorable thing for me to do at this point is to kill myself. But I can't do it.

Can confirm, am his mum

op op op
livestream it LIVESTREAM IT LIVESTREAM IT

OP here, i am ascending to the depths of hell

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based and good luck but pls live it

>that would be painful and much more disturbing experience than passing out on Helium.
it would be exactly the same

the air you are breathing now is 78% nitrogen

The word is 'descending', dork.

LIVESTREAMING IT BOYS GOGOOGOGOGOOGOGO

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Inb4 bamboozle.

You got me fuck you

Stream is fake

fag liar

fucking hell it was a prank.

kys; although that's a bit ironic.

what makes everyone think that cswalrus was op ?

Op here, I'll livestream if you want

Yes do it op. Become an hero

yes, be the hero we need OP.

Carbon Monoxide sounds more comfy, don't you have to bag up your head for the helium method? For CO you can just chill, set up some music or something plug up your doors and stuff and just fall asleep.

no way you are him

No, OP. No. You are not going to end your life. Why are you so convinced that your consciousness will stop after that? What if the situation is actually worse and you'll land in a place that's even worse?

I have had very severe problems but have fought through.

You are not gonna kill yourself. Quit the bullshit and talk to us

Give us a link then OP. If it's fake then we wait until the real one.

shut the fuck up
oreganoly speaking

Op's already dead, christfag

OH god please...orginal comment this gon be gold

No robots have ever actually killed themselves prove me fucking wrong

This board is the home of whiny late teens early 20s pussies

None of you faggots have the balls to actually do it, you just whine and then go eat your mum's tendies

Maybe some end up homeless/drug addicts and eventually die but none have the balls to just do it

shiaby you stupid faggot

RIP OP
He went fishin

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Do it. You will make history.

reiddit spacing and obviously a newfag

You will unironically need more of those.
Also if I recall the burger helium party tanks aren't 100% helium because of suicides so they have some oxigen in them
Enjoy becoming a down syndrome nigger but staying alive.
Buy a gun instead of you're murican, you can go to some mom and pop gunshop and buy a shitty 38 revolver for like 80 dollars. That's enough if you aim at your brain stem.

See you on the other side, brother
I hope its nice

Are you mentally ill? One of us actually did it on camera.

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