It's my birthday

turned 20, and yet I am still alone. are any of you up to be my friens?

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I am OP, originally

I recently turned 28. You'll be just as alone in 8 years. Cheer up user, there are worse fates.

Did you somehow think that by turning 20 you would get friends as a b-day present or something?

Oke...if you want to be frens

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Happy Birthday user, have a virtual hug and a virtual beer that i can share with you.
Wrote that down once, would have gifted it to you desu

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not going to be alive in 8 years. tumor bb, everyone offers bullshit pity and it makes me sick.

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You can message me about things
I can message you about things

How do you know tho? Is it terminal?

Happy birthday OP, have a virtual fortune cookie to celebrate another checkpoint on the slow march towards the grave.

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Happy birthday user and no i don't want to be your friend.

yes, am kill in next 2 years, don't have money for treatment and would rather not make my parents bankrupt before retirement

What's the cancer if you dont mind me asking

god fucking dammit user, american health services

some weird bronchus stuff, apparently metastasized into my liver, wouldn't be surprised if it goes further

>tfw poorfag
i've got 40k of my own cash, going to go around the rockies and enjoy nature most likely.

Happy birthday, fren, enjoy this cool comic I found! Need anything else?

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go to Tibet or some shit and become a monk + smoke dmt

ouch, hope you neck yourself before that

How did the docs find it?

CT scan, after started feeling strange after breathing heavily, had to quit track