/d2g/ - diablo 2 general

>be me
>discussing with my cousin about what games we are gonna play when he gets free time
>tell him we should play diablo 3 because it's fun now and noob friendly
>he is completely turned off to the idea despite never playing a diablo ever
>say fine we won't play diablo 3
>next day
>tell him to "eat shit i'm going to buy you diablo 2 and we're playing it fuck whether or not you want to"
>tell him about how the soundtrack and games lighting is great for atmosphere and all that shit
>tell him how the story is dark and grim
>later that night we start playing together
>he rolls necromancer because he wants to summon sp00ky skellingtons, i roll a sorceress because i'm not a fucking scrub
>have him share his screen on discord so i can give him advice if i see him doing dumb shit
>get into game together
>tell him to talk to Warriv because you fucking talk to warriv
>he clicks him 5 times and misses the dialogue
>tell him to click through him to get the intro dialogue and gossip
>he listens for 5 seconds and clicks through it
>tell him to talk to all the characters in town
>he does the same with a couple others
>get to the goddess Charsi
>tell him to say hi to Charsi
>he clicks her once then runs away

you DON'T disrespect Charsi

>decide to head out and maybe get him hooked with gameplay since he is clearly not interested in the story
>complete the first quest
>he says thats all for tonight
>4 days later
>still haven't played again

what kind of faggot can't even attempt to enjoy a single thing about diablo 2 like seriously?

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just rape his ass OP but in an original way

I am very happy I went to the effort of installing plug y and borderless gaming to give myself a full HD Diablo 2.

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The best is the spellcaster type. With the higher res, it doesnt have higher res models; it just zooms right out so theres more polygons on screen. This means I can see enemies a fucking mile away, and a I can throw a well timed spell bolt at them before the hordes even know im there

Probably because he had a turbo autist watching and telling him what to do.

i remember former devs talking about how the game hasn't been remastered because enemies outside the original resolution would just be idling and if they changed how the enemies reacted it wouldn't be a true remaster

i only told him about his skill trees, attributes and if some gear dropped i'd tell him about the stats

play path of diablo, its better than bnet these days

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Holy fuck that makes so much sense. I always wondered why blizz didnt just print their cash cow again.

I tell you hwat tho, it feels really really fucking good to snipe the enemies off. It makes me think maybe this time I can actually finish the game