> hey kid, nobody can hear us up from up here, tell me what's troubling you.
hey kid, nobody can hear us up from up here, tell me what's troubling you
>spill out your guts
>tell her about your loneliness, virginity, and insecurities
>in tears by the end of it
>she pats you on the shoulder
>"You can come out now."
>Chad and his buddies step out from the shadows
>one of them's holding a camera and they're all laughing
>you run away, sobbing
you know what all jokes aside,
I don't even think I *can* open myself up to anyone anymore. I've just had it all bottled up for so long that it feels like it's impossible to let it out now. I can't even cry anymore.
*unzips pants*
I'll tell you exactly what is troubling me!
I have phimosis. Help me.
I can only open myself up to user on imageboards.
In RL it's near impossible for me for whatever reasons.
One might be the possibility of abstraction, distance on the internet, which wouldn't be possible in reality.
god fucking damnit we had a huge ass phimosis thread yesterday
the tldr is that you have to have a gentle, gradual stretching process
i used to have it lil nigga then i got cured
u can do it 2
pece
i got no fucjing friends I just want one best friend. I made peace I'll never be a normie or do anything remarkable but i just want someone to fuck shit up with
Thanks for the wisdom my dude
I trust your words. And I thank you for this precious information
You cant open up to anyone, because you cannot open up to ANYONE
Mabye of of us but looking at the NYC meetup we would probably not be able to look another one of us in the eye
There's no risk here. there's no identity, no continuity.
It's like it's not real at all, all the people here are just text. the people who wrote it may or may not even exist at all.
You're not even a face in the crowd here. There's no crowd and you have no face. And you can close the tab anytime you want and it all goes away.
I don't come to imageboards much anymore, places like this are the only places on the internet where I ever post anything. Everything else is just for reading. It's lonely
UK mental health services are useless and I feel like more of a risk to myself and others every day.
Nah, then I'll cry like a fag, don't you know that men shouldn't cry?
Tattoo on the right leg, hoe spotted.
>my exams
>oh, what do you study
>software engineering
>oh, cool......
>windows_xp_shutdown.wav
reasonsToLive--;
I'm worried that my city is being plagued by provincial whores like you.
Get off my roof.
What do you do else if not imageboards?
The shit normal people do. reddit, too much reddit. I hate it, I've always hated it, and it just keeps getting worse. it's just a lot of links to things I can read or watch and keep myself from thinking too much.
I like it much better here, but I really don't do any of the things I like anymore including posting here. Two or three days a year I'll come back for a little but not much more.
I don't even want to be on the internet at all anymore, it's just habit. Every little thing about it is shit and it just drags on me every day.
books are too emotionally investing I think I should get some magazines.
what's the use in pretending that I'm interacting with humanity at all on the internet? I don't belong anywhere. This board more than other places but still I never belonged here either.
What subreddits do you go on to ?
I've reached a point where I can't even describe in words everything wrong with me.
askreddit is probably the most interesting one because a lot of different people answer the same thing. it's so popular that there's a lot of information. some things seem obviously fake, some retarded, a few sincere, most of them obnoxious, occasionally informative, and a few who seem to be really disturbed. it's a good way for reading the same type of thing over and over again in slightly different ways. just a time waste that's somehow satisfying enough to keep it from being boring.
since there's accounts I can go through the posts of people who seem interesting or bizarre.
that and a few for news articles, technology, cars, and some industry-specific things.
They say reddit grows on you, but I don't think it does. it just makes you tired and apathetic to how shitty it is.
I couldn't even bring myself to interact with someone who unironically refers to anyone, especially someone in their age group, as "kid".
i can't even read shit.Everything seems so boring and trivial.I think my constant internet use just wrecked my attention span.
>tfw no chill maternal gf who calls you kid
She is probably a slav
why would you want that?
This is both one of the saddest and funniest things I can imagine.
slav women are the best women to grace this world
Quick rundown on slavic girls?
Yeah, you can hear me. Fuck off roastie reee this is a robot only roof
I mean they are really hot and pretty and everything, but still, they are slavs and they have the exact same dna as their tracksuit wearing brother.
Also slav culture is shit. Slavs are to white people as spics are to brown people
im scared of heights
originalino
>Beautiful
>feminine and motherly
>low standards for looks
>more likely to enjoy being a little dominant in the bedroom
anyway, the slav girls I've been with were like this.
As amerialistic as western women and will leave you if you aren't a hyper masculine cavemen.
brown and black girls are like this too, and are even better because they dont look white and are not slavs
It is difficult. I've tried actually opening up, mostly to my psychologist, and letting it out usually comes with an uncomfortable amount of emotion.
???????????
there is a difference between brown people and spics?
t. bong
I find slav girls to be attractive and hearing her talk in her slav speak while having sex was always really hot.
I like tan women with muscles and my friends think im gay cause of it.
Yes
t. Middle Eastern
I prefer fucking an Arab girl speaking Arabic
so in america brown means mexican but it also means middle eastern?
brown in the UK just means paki
i'm pretty sure that is a picture of my younger sister.
I do this, at this point it just happens when I speak. is there a problem with it?
You either sound incredibly arrogant or like a cartoon character.
I work 7 days and 2 nights a week. I also volunteer in an ER on one of those days. I'd like to get away for a chance, between this and uni I'm barely afforded any time to relax or improve.
fuck, i'd be so angry and betrayed
Rat cock