>God has fucked a girl without fucking her
>created humanity in a day
>drowned millions for being annoying
>worships himself
>God takes all of Jesus' credit
>Jesus couldn't even fight a few mortals
>he took the blame for a bunch of mortals
God is a chad, Jesus is a beta cuck
Prove me wrong
God can kick serious *butt
Believe in god and change your lives user ^w^ Desu Desu
>tfw you realize God is patrician as fuck and made his own perfect waifu
Is god /our guy/?
God made most of us by reaching into his grab bag of shitty dna and recessive genes so he could concentrate on making beautiful normal people instead
>Haha Based nigger didn't get Gods good genes.
Guess he didn't love you
Damn Thats a shitty poor pic, i can tell you made it urself
MORE CHRIST CHAN TIDDIES NOW
FUCKING DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BITCH
FUCK YOU
Praise Allah and fuck your whore waifu
Why does no one understand Jesus Christ is a part of the trinity, and therefore God as much as the father, and the holy spirit
What so does this mean I'm not even going to heaven. My day a retribution May come soon.
Non intellectuals will never understand, even if they were athiests, as long as they understood theology they would have something more to bring to the table than "invisible man in the sky"
I think I found the secret beta neckbeard
>Tips fedora softly
What a Beta pulling the
>Well smart people can believe in god too
Shut the fuck up catamite cuckold and don't ever reply to me again
>no I don't believe in a magic sky daddy
>I don't get my world view from a book written 2000 years ago
>stupid kike on a stick
>God is irrational
Please convert from your sinful lifestyle and give your life to God user ^w^
You forgot that Jesus caught oneitis for a prostitute with the same name as his mother.
You got the right idea
calling me out on my shitty art. damn.
Stop with your sin user, I will not let you take the lords name in vain
She's married to user it's fine.
I worship the river goddess Oshun, user. I don't give a fuck about what your Bible says.
you'll burn in hell, then
cringe yup cringe yup cringe yup
Doesn't realize his bible acknowledges all of the Egyptian gods.
Exodus 12:12
Doesn't realize his god lost to the god of fortresses
Daniel 11:38
Dude all of the gods exist.
well yeah, but my god will beat your god up!
Fucking retard, in Christianity Jesus and God are one and the same.
>Who among the gods is like you, O Lord?
God blatantly says the there are multiple gods in the Bible. What he meant by him being the only god is that he's the only god that this specific group of people were allowed to worship. It was just Jewish extremists that took this to mean that only one god exists and all others are bullshit.