HEWWO! X3 IT ME!!!! >w< UR STATE ASSIGNED GF~!! >:3

I hope someone murders you, fuck off with your degenerate shit.

you sound like ur mad cuz you cant stop thinking how cute they are

not cut
- 2 cute points

>you will never be this mad and powerless about being genitally mutilated

moar
oriririririrginally

get you to dress in something less cringe and have you clean my flat, make me dinner. shit like that.

Stop projecting your shit onto others, just because you're mentally ill doesn't mean everyone else is. Now go slurp some shitty assholes and contract AIDS you confused sad man.

They aren't dicks, they're sissy clits that deserve to be locked up. Sissies should only get pleasure from their pussies.

I'd send him away. If it's some legal thing, I'd unironically murder him and make it look like an accident. If they sent me another, rinse and repeat. Eventually they'd catch on and lock me away, but miss me with that gay shit.

I'd go full on ancap if the government assigned that abomination to me.

Unzip cock, turn 360 and dive right in

im going to handcuff you to a tree and tie chains and your dick and balls that are attached to a truck/van and take off at full speed

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found the ant eater

Found the dried out jewdick. How does it feel to have a desensitized mark of the slave?

>tfw no submissive robot bf to feminize and brainwash and keep locked in chastity 24/7 (except for daily cleanings) until you've eventually broken their ego so much that they willingly get an orchiectomy

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I know that feel user, I just want to look "nice" - to be slender and harmonious. I have a good enough body but too much hair and the skin isn't soft.

I'm neither a sissy nor a tranny, I just like the a e s t h e t i c

Hope the technology will make it possible in my lifetime.

Time to commit sudoku.

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hmmm no, i dont think so

Leave demon. By the power of Sage.

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Not him but the desentized thing is a meme, for the most part. It does decrease sensitivity but not by much. The biggest downside of it is it foreskin feels better when fapping, and you don't have to use any lube. Regarldess, getting this upset over a small piece of skin especially when you're not even circumised means you have other mental issues you need to deal with.

>get circumcised
>still have enough above average foreskin left to rub all the way up easily with full 7" erection

at least my jew doctor had some mercy on me

ew, cut trap dicks are the opposite of cute. They look so sad and exposed

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>hummingbird penis

There's absolutely nothing wrong with that girl's penis.
Also her breasts are fucking awesome for someone who didn't get implants they are perfect.

That is the perfect shape and size for a girl's penis, user.

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I seriously considered meeting up with a trap I met online for sex. He was fucked up in the head though, and when he realised I had no intention of being in a relationship sent a ton of self harm pictures and said he was going to kill himself. Made me realise though, I would never consider a partner that couldn't or wouldn't want to have children someday.

Meh, I'll take it for the time being, I'll apply for a new one later

This point I'd fuck him
What else do I have to lose?