>she is a fembot
>she isn't working on becoming a wine aunt
>2018
She is a fembot
Suspicious amount of STDs*
How would she be an aunt if her siblings all did this as well?
>tfw cool perpetually single uncle with all the video games
Soon to be homeless long lost gutter uncle due to family not really giving a shit about me though :^)
>alcoholic women
>cool
lol
>she thinks wine aunts are having a good liffe
>cool wine aunt
in other words a fucking lush
Who gets sex on demand. You jeally? ;)
This is what my sister has told me she's aiming to be. If I ever have kids (inb4 roasties incelposting), I sure as hell won't let them go near their tattooed, self-harming, bipolar "wine aunt" who throws a tantrum and accuses you of mansplaining if you disagree with her on anything. I actually find it really funny that she thinks I would want her anywhere near my kids.
What is it with these bitches and traveling?
>fluff yourself up before social events
>tell a bunch of empty stories to impress people
>go back to being alone 99% of your life
This is desirable?
>She will still act like a college SJW at 40
t. man who has never talked to a middle aged woman.
It's because they want to post it on Instashit or Normalbook to gain social status and the jealousy of their friends.
>Ragepost racist sexist copes on a frogposting board
>Claim to be a Jow Forums STEM god
>Masturbate to cartoon children, alone 99% of the time
Realizing SJWs and robots are the same assholes on the inside, just a bunch of insecure losers who never became aelf-aware, is the ultimate blackpill
it's all just for bragging. they just travel around and eat food, get drunk, look at some buildings, and take loads of dick. they think it makes them an interesting person
as well as sample as many foreign chads as possible.
The vast majority of men on this site admit their situation even if they won't take the steps to change it.
omg I'm a wine aunt I think I will reevaluate my life.
instant life fulfillment
nothing else going on, go to italy, suddenly you're worldly and interesting.
blah blah "finding myself" blah blah blah "good vibes" blah blah. Just stupid "spiritual" bullshit
it does seem like people overblow how fulfilling it is to have traveled. surely there must be more to the human experience than walking around. and then they all talk about it like it was so interesting that they went. maybe it's a relic from the distant past when travelling somewhere else in the world was uncommon and interesting and not just a thing you can go do.
Nah, if you live on the west or east coast if America that's about right. Personal experiences of course.
That's fucking weak. Shameful.
t. Basement dweller
Try leaving your hometown
I think it's a step above pretending you don't have a problem at all like some "wine aunt"
please travel to africa and get aids
And where does drunk aunt get her money for these lengthy vacations?
traveling around used to be a rich people thing, now any idiot with a mediocre job can do it
ive roadtripped through northern europe, across the us multiple times, visited polynesia and hawaii, uhhhhhhhhh been over into canada and mexico i guess too.
it's not uninteresting to travel, but fr there's more to life.
so a hooker?
I traveled to two foreign countries when I was little, because my parents made me go. I was bored out of my fucking mind.
Ladies, imagine this. Acting like a selfish child and having no commitments but having a suspicious amount of niggers texting your phone
how is she going to afford these exotic vacations that are basically happening all the time? Not many people can do that. Hell even someone as rich as Trump might have problems.
I use condoms while traveling so thats not happening
>this country sucks I wish I was at home wanking to CP
Everyone has problems. What's your point?
It's a woman. Women don't think logically. Nothing makes a "SJW" do a 180 like having kids and being with a man that can provide for them. It's just a fact of life. It all comes down to "free will". It doesn't exist. These people have these huge egos and don't even realize that their shitty egos are controlling them. They try so hard to fight against it, but at the end of the day, they will fail. Free will doesn't exist. You can't fight your reptilian brain. We're animals. Stop trying to be something you're not. It won't end well for you.
errr user, the fact that that woman posted that makes her seem like a lower lifeform but it's not acting childish to not have kids wtf?
> muh bbc
Every time. Youre very oddly osbsessed with the black cock mate
>I use condoms while traveling so thats not happening
good job on getting guys to put condoms on when they bang your ass
>Realizing SJWs and robots are the same assholes on the inside, just a bunch of insecure losers who never became aelf-aware, is the ultimate blackpill
it's not true
These losers hopked on to Jow Forums memes that muh glorious 1950s TV show life was the greatest ever.
Basically social conservatism is the edgy thing to do now, so you see retards sperging over women who dont want to shit out more mediocre resource drains
it's almost literally trying to run away from your problems
>ur gay
Ebin burn bro XD XD
not as bad as your ass burn from all those dicks lmao
the same goes for men. that's why nofap is nothing but bullshit. masturbating clears your mind and makes you think properly. that's why women are a joke and why they think they have power over men. why would you be jealous of ChadThunderCock getting laid? It's not his fault women choose him over you. He's just the prime reason WHY women are how they are. Why does it take for a man to get rich and/or famous to get sluts wanting his dick? It's because women think with their primal mind. They all want a suitable male that can provide for her and her kids. It's all materialistic bullshit. This is why I don't get incels that cry about nogf. Get the fuck out. Just jerk off or buy a fucking autoblower that will satisfy you more than any woman could. Stop lying to yourself that you need a companion. What can family/friends provide you that a "girlfriend" can't? Oh, just sex. Do you now see? Stop lying to yourself that you want a gf for more than just sex. That's all you really want. You're male. A human. Once you break through that bullshit barrier, you can be enlightened. You think the whole becoming a wizard by being a 30 year old virgin is a meme? Haha! Just clues left. Crumbs.
Het a fucking job you NEET
>so a hooker?
thats how 'suspicious amount of money' reads to me
jokes on her, no one is paying for it once she hits 25.
yes yes good goy, travel, yes yes, pay for those airline tickets and use our hotels, yes yes good goy
what is self awareness, please define it. if a feminist admits she hates attractive men for their social power and the fact that they won't date her, she'd be self aware even though she's calling out men on ways they make women's life bad. so robots could be self aware if they understand that they hate attractive women (which incidentally is all of them) for not dating them and for their social power.
Why though? Misery is all that awaits me. I'd rather experience a different flavor of it for once.
crazy cat lady aunt>crazy travelling airhead aunt
>it's 15 years from now and you have no kids
>but you drink a lot
There's not a single girl I know who wouldn't be horrified at this prospect. Why the hell do they think they won't regret this?
>what is self awareness, please define it
jewish semantics argument, we both know what it means and you even gave two examples.
self awareness is being able to see yourself from someone else's perspective. to admit you can be wrong. to admit you're only human.
If I ever have kids they are not going anywhere near my sjw wine aunt sister.
I am not making the same mistake my parents made.
No one thinks you are the cool wine aunt. In fact children will always ask their parents why you don't have kids or a husband all the time.
Suspicious amount of money can only mean she is whoring herself out.
Also lets them slut it up without damage to their immediate social circle
working some easy job she didn't deserve to get, beta orbiters
Roughly one million other things it could mean.
Trust user, follow some of the known instagram escorts. They all have lengthy exotic vacations frequently. They make their money selling themselves for around 500-1000 per hour. I could've shown you some examples but the government took down all the escort sites.
What's the point of travelling anyway. I get to go to a beach and go shopping or eat international food? I can do all of that in my own city. Melbourne's China town has better food than the real China anyway (It is the real china)
the point of travelling is to show off all their stupid vacation photos on facebook and instagram and feel superior to people
Melbourne is not in China, fella. What in the wide wide world of sports are they teaching you down there?
Now this sounds great, if only there was a way to keep her from returning.
Probably. Or, you know, enjoying life.
How can something souless feel spiritual?
gee i wonder which travel agent is behind this post
the point of traveling is to go to a shit country and fuck 10/10's for the fraction it would cost you in a first world country, or kids if you're a faggot
>Aspiring on becoming a """cool""" wine aunt
That's like making your life goal to be homeless
>cool wine aunt that drinks like a fish every day to cover up for her depression
ftfy
She'll still be a fucking nutcase with cutting scars and tattoos at 40. And as a matter of fact, I work with plenty of middle-aged women with dyed pink hair and tattoos.
It is a reference to 'whoring oneself out,' but no indication on whether it's serious or tongue-in-cheek.
What's going on in this thread isn't an 'Jow Forums thing'. If one is a single, moderately attractive woman who seems fairly well-off and lives on her own, many people's first assumption is she had done, or is doing, some shady work to support herself. Everyone from 40-year-old housewives to a preacher at the church will often make such an assumption. The person could be using the word 'suspicious' in honest or in irony, no way to tell.
Sounds hot, tell me more. Be creative.
Frauke is NOT for lewding
Just like Vancouver isn't China. Good one user
If she is always on holiday and doesn't have a successful career she can explain to her family, there's a good chance she's a whore or into some criminal shit
She's so fertile.
>Vancouver
I don't follow.
clearly you've never eaten in guangzhou (a city in china)
>wine aunt
>entire identity is wrapped up in being a childless drunk
Sounds super appealing
Oh I'm sure their version of carrot and spring-onion stirfry is noticeably different to the other provinces
People these days often have this idea that travel itself is somehow analogous to wisdom, personal growth, fullfillment, and affluence and even if they don't see it that way themselves it signals that to those who do. It's bullshit though, people carry thenselves and their demons with them no matter where they go and theirnthe type who go Tina forgien country and just do the same shit they did everywhere else . They're unfulfilled and unhappy people running away from their problems. Getting fucked up and sleeping with some hot stranger in Paris, Milan, Berlin, Toyko, or Ibiza isn't realy any different than doing it back home and doesn't make a person more worldly or interesting.
Spending a few years with the peace core in some backwater working your ass of to help others who are straving and don't even have clean water or spending a year or to working on some rural farm in another country where you're actually involved in their communities and traditional culture might be enlightening but not being an aging international slut.
you're an object if I want sex I can use tinder and if I want sex with a girl who makes you look like a human dumpster I can hire an escort
It's made with gutter oil, so yeah it's different. 1000% increased chances of getting diarrhea.
It could be tongue-and-cheek referring to the public's perception. Obviously, someone's family is likely going to know how they got their money.
I can bring up two examples of women I know who commonly bring about the assumption in people of shady dealings. One fits the description of old lady who drinks, goes on vacations, and lives on her own. She has no high school diploma, college, or vocational training nor a husband. However, she's a millionaire. She moved over to America at 19 with $20 in her pocket, and began working 15 hours a day: one job was bookkeeping, and the other was a switchboard operator. She saved up all her money, lived cheap, She bought a house, invested in the right stocks, rented out the house, and repeatedly did this buying more and more properties and renting them out. She is not a real estate agent. Most assume she's doing something shady even though nothing about her wealth is shady.
Another who especially gets this assumption from people is about 30, moderately attractive, lives on her own, single, and appears to have a very nice apartment, pet, clothing, and the sort. Her income doesn't seem to match her lifestyle considering she's often unemployed. However, she took a small inheritance, and invested it into her living space. She works fairly low-paying jobs on and off: store clerk, cook, and the sort. She has a G.E.D., and was a hairdresser for a short period of time before losing her job to work-related illness. The reason she's collected wealth, outside the initial inheritance, is because she never drank, drove a car, partied, and generally lived a low-cost life, outside decor and clothing, centered around being a homebody. However, many assume based on what she owns, and the expense of her clothing, that she's doing camera work or stripping. Yet again, nothing about her wealth is shady.
If they can't explain it to their family, sure. It might be shady or criminal. However, there's an issue with people assuming this.
Summing this post up shorter, pretty much both women would reply, "Oh, I don't have a career," if you asked them where they worked. Yet, despite not really having a successful career, neither is shady. People just think they're shady.
>wine aunt
That's a funny way to spell alcoholic.
This is the most fucking delusional post I've seen in a long time
They want to fuck foreign guys with no repercussions when they get home
>tfw am cool wine aunt except I drink beer
>my niece and nephew love me because I own lots of pets and travel for my work
>tfw always wanted to be married and have kids
>tfw no bf
I never asked for this.
Don't worry, that lady will be just as miserable as you are once she realizes her life has no meaning because she spent her prime years doing nothing of importance.
Yeah, I'm really consoled by other people suffering, user. Sure.
Don't be so bitter, middle aged fembot.
""fembot""
nice try reddit you thought Id be asleep but here I am
>Men, imagine this. It's 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You're the weird outcast uncle that comes back to the country just for your family call you a manchild and failure because you rather play video games and take care of yourself than to deal with women. Society shames you for not taking any commitments, and also for spending a suspicious amount of money on video games and hobbies
So you're a gayfag? Well, you type like a middle aged woman.
id genuinely punch a kid to be completely fucking honest, the little brats never shut up
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