Jobs for robots

What're some decent paying (like $16 an hr) jobs for a robot with a high school education? Points for minimal human contact and easy training.

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Laborer

yeah retard thats the title i'm trying to earn, suggest some jobs.

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President

Oirigial Psote

NEET is your only option

Janitor, Data Entry, Warehouse slave, Retail if you can manage to stay away from customers (but its no big deal really once you know the store)

basically what im applying to now. gonna try for some cert's asap cause it kind of sucks.

Depends on where you live? In NY or Cali you can get $16 shitting in a tin can as part of a modern art project but you can be the CEO of Israel and earn $1 an hour in Bangladesh, Ghana, or Indiana.

>retail
wrong. i'm about to get a job in retail and am going to be paid $11/hr. Janitor, data entry, and warehouse doesn't sound so bad though.
Minnesota.

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Working for a post office, or in a warehouse (FedEx, Amazon, etc) pays decently. My friend started earning $16 an hour after working for a couple month so at FedEx. Basically any kind of manual labor job will pay somewhat decently cuz they suck

Ooh! Post offices are nice.
If you're in Minnesota it might be harder (I don't live there but I assume it's like a flyover state), so a gov job might be good. Never forget Lincoln was a postmaster, and a really shitty one at that.

That's the job, retard. Type it into indeed or some bullshit.

post office is a very good starter job with a lot of growth potential. my brother managed to get in and he made like 16/hour right away. now he doesnt even do the hard work cause he got promoted.

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>having 147 images to call someone retarded

I strive to be this beta-alpha

nigga, theres people with years of experience making like $13 an hour. Your best bet is to start sucking cock for money.

Real answer easy labor but make absolutely sure it's with the state/federal government that requires extensive background checks (you do have a clean record right?) and you will easily make that with required raises and excellent benefits

I'm applying this Thursday to UPS as a package handler.
The work might be back breaking but it's all based on seniority so If you stay awhile you might be able to break in to driving the tractor trailers.

Minnesota isn't a flyover state, at least not by midwestern standards. Second most important part of the region after greater Chicago area. Great place to live, ranks highly on almost any quality of living standard.

i applied to fedex on friday and havent heard shit yet. i dont know whats up with them cause the job posting only stays up for like a day then completely disappears.

>high school education
>minimal human contact
>easy training
Oilfield. Just...oilfield. it's 12 hour shifts and hard work, but there's minimal human contact and good food. Most human contact you'll have is if you live in a man-camp (which is basically like a dorm, but for grown men).
Depending on the location and comoany, you can work 2 weeks on 1 week off, 2 months on 1 month off, etc. It all just depends.
I have a friend who works 2 weeks on 1 week off as a heavy equipment forklift operator in Midland for $19/hr for 80 hours a week. That means $19/hr for 40 hours and $28.50/hr for the other r0 hours because of overtime. It's some serious money if you don't mind the hours

Good job, user!
Hope everything goes well with you.
I'm trying to make my way out of neetdom too.

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Welding
a year of training can get you $20 and up
If you do well and keep going to classes you can easily pull $65 with exotic metals
people leave you alone for the most too

apply at a walmart warehouse if you have one near you. all production based work but unless you're an autistic monkey you should be fine. pay starts out from like $16-$18 an hour and goes up overtime.

Factory, warehouse, assembly are all good choices.Especially if you work for a respectable company. Good pay, pay usually increases every 6 months, easy to move up, good atmosphere. The only required human contact is with supervisors. Especially your first week or so, you'll be trained.

im technically not a neet, i just get such crap hours and pay at my retail cuck job that anything is an improvement.

It is a flyover state by definition but the only 'bad' area in the midwest is probably the Chicago area. Living in the midwest has a much higher standard of living when compared to California, New York, etc. because you can actually afford a home.
Please, don't underage post anymore.

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warehouse work
landscaping

What section? Managers get paid 17 over here in GA. But yea if you're actually awake could easily get out BACK BREAKING HUMAN FORKLIFT MACHINE MAN

>janitor
How hard is working as a janitor, does anyone know?
What else do you do aside from mop under urinals and collect the trash bags from each room?
Those 2 things are just the things I've seen commonly done by janitors back when I was in school.
Are there any requirements (please no jokes like master's degree in janitorial studies or some shit)?

Also what the hell do you even do in retail jobs?

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assembly line/packer/forklift driver in a warehouse

clean RV rentals

most people in retail are gonna work the registers or be doing customer service. the remaining 20% of people are gonna be working their sections or be in the stockroom (stockroom is where you wanna be if you cant handle customers)

Just do tech support. If you use Jow Forums you are capable for sure.